Youngjae rubbed his head.

"I don't approve of what Zelo's doing, Dae. How do I get him to snap out of it? Yongguk loves him, and he might do something stupid."

"Mmfg dfasd ngsdfkqwqoemmmm."

"Daehyung, goddammit, stop eating. I can't understand you."

Youngjae narrowed his eyes.

Daehyun looked at his food, then looked up at Youngjae with huge eyes.

"Fine. Keep eating, then."

Youngjae stared off in the distance, a pout forming on his face.

Daehyun sighed and put down his food, shuffling over to Youngjae's lap. 

He sat on it, squeezing out all circulation in Youngjae's legs.

"DAEHYUN! GET OFF!"

"No."

Across the table, Himchan looked into his tiny mirror and shrieked.

He slid off his chair and face planted into the ground.

"What are you doing, Himchan?"

"Dying."

"Why are you dying?"

"Because."

Jongup picked Himchan off of the ground.

Himchan writhed and tried to scramble out of Jongup's arms.

"No, don't look at me! I'm disgusting."

Jongup was completely lost.

Himchan saw the confusion on his face and rolled his eyes.

"... I have a pimple."

Jongup started laughing.

"STOP LAUGHING. IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NASTY."

"I can barely see it, Himchan. You still look beautiful."

Himchan blushed and looked away.

"I'm going to throw up," Daehyun announced. "Because you guys are so overly loving."

Youngjae rolled his eyes and lightly backhanded Daehyun across the face.

Daehyun smirked and pulled Youngjae into a deep kiss.

Himchan made a gagging noise, while Jongup drifted off into his little dream world, like he usually did.

Zelo grabbed his hand and fell to the floor.

"Pleasepleaseplease do this huuuuuuuuuuge favor for me. I know that we don't know each other well-"

"I don't know you at all."

"BUT PLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"

"OKAY! Okay. If I do this, will you shut up and go away?"

"Can you act we're dating?"

".........."

Zelo widened his eyes.

Sungjong rolled his and started to walk off.

Desperate, he grabbed his ankle and curled up around it, forbidding him to leave.

"Get off."

"No, you don't understand. I need you to act like my boyfriend so that Yongguk will give up on me and go back to his parents."

"... I really don't care, but since you won't let go of me, I suppose I could arrange a deal."

"What is it? Anything."

Sungjong smiled evily.

His delicate features contorted to reveal the demon within.

"We are going to have so much fun."

Zelo felt chills run up his back, and he gulped.