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I'll show you (Get ing ready)

As soon as she entered the park, her presence was noticable.

Her long and glossy straight hair glowed in the sunlight, and her makeup was perfect.

Ailee bounced over to them, her steps bright and energetic.

"Hey! What do you need, Zelo?"

"I need you to teach this idiot-"

Zelo pointed at his finger at Daehyun, who was keeled over, holding his neck.

"-how to be romantic. He screwed up and pissed off Youngjae."

"That's never good."

She smiled and said,"I know just how you can get him un-pissed at you. Now, Daehyun, can you please stand?"

Daehyun gave a weak gasp, but made no attempt to move.

Still smiling, she walked over to him and pressed her stiletto against his jugular.

"Sweetie, I'm going to give you 3 seconds to get up because I don't want blood on my heels just yet." She cooed.

As he scrambled up, she grumbled,"I can see why Youngjae was mad."

Scrutinizing her nails, Ailee ordered Daehyun to get her some coffee from a cafe down the street.

Asking no questions, he ran to get her beverage.

She grinned at Zelo.

"This'll be easy. No worries."

Zelo smiled back, while the others stood still, not sure how to react.

Himchan shrugged.

"I guess I'm not needed."

He walked away casually, whistling as he left.

Yongguk checked his phone and yelped.

"Crap, Hyosung's been calling! She's going to have my on a stick..."

He took off, frantically dialing as he went.

As soon as Daehyun got back, she tipped back the cup and took a long sip.

"Thanks. I needed a drink."

Then, she said,"Now, what is your idea of a romantic date?"

"I guess going to the movies or something?"

"That's okay, I guess. Okay is the key word there, Daehyun. You're going to need more to win Youngjae back."

She held out her hand, demanding for his wallet.

Looking at the limp, miniscule amount of bills in his wallet, she let out a deep sigh.

"You might wanna get tissues."

Daehyun looked confused.

"Why?"

"Because your wallet's going to need a funeral."

Daehyun stared sadly at his poor, faithful pocketbook that had carried his money- which would soon be gone- for years.

He dropped to his knees as Jongup patted his back sympathetically.

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Exodus_99
#1
Chapter 4: Okay. I need Key in my life. I need to exercise XD
MadelonG #2
I'm gonna have to reread this one, I loved this one so much!!! ^_^
FallenAngel671 #3
I loved the humor!!!
Matokii #4
Chapter 81: no matter how many times I read it I still love it xD
Mimisikus #5
Chapter 75: Oh my Pororo... This is one of the funniest/craziest fic I've read so far. And reading it at 1am is definitely not a good idea. It's like the 127th I tried to hold back my laugher xD And...God..., sentences where Yixing would come up kill me everytime XD Thank you, so, SO MUCH for writing this fantastic fic ! <3

PS : Sorry for my bad English...
Matokii #6
Chapter 81: what about Jongup?! :O
Moorchild #7
Chapter 81: Perfect. So freaking perfect. Loved the twist, but it's would've made me super depressed so I'm glad you had two endings. :) this rocked. Thank you so so so much!
Moorchild #8
Chapter 48: This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read ever. Omo, please keep writing!!! So much infinite love! (Pun slightly intended).
Moorchild #9
Chapter 10: OMG OMG OMG OMG channel your inner key? I love this so much! You don't even know how much I love this story! Thank you so so so much! HAHAHAHAHA there are my laughs for the next week and a half! Thank you!!!!!! <3 all the fan girl love!