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I'll show you (Get ing ready)

"No."

"No."

"No."

"Why not?" Three different voices uttered that phrase, distraught.

"I'm sorry, I can't."

"You're a fatass."

"Get lost, ."

Humiliated and hurt, they all made their way to a cafe, ready to eat away their sorrows.

With no seats left, they end up sitting at the same table with the same broken expression.

Attempting to start a conversation, the one with short hair spoke up.

"Why are you guys crying?"

 The slightly bigger one answered quickly. "Rejection."

"Ditto." 

"Really? Me too."

One of them blurted out,"My name is Himchan." 

"My name is Youngjae." said the chubbier boy.

The tallest out of the three mumbled,"My name is Zelo."

Still munching on various treats, they sat there in silence, each thinking a different things

Suddenly, Youngjae spoke up. "Jung Daehyun, you're a ing . I'll make you regret this." 

"Jongup, why can't you like me back?" Himchan chimed in.

"Yongguk.... You ." Said the Zelo, quiet as ever.

"Youngjae, Zelo, let's make a pact."

Desperate and vulnerable, both boys agreed quickly.

They joined hands and said,"I'll show you. I'll make you beg for me, so get ing ready."

Smiling at each other, the new friends finished up their pity snacks.

They had a lot to do, and not much time.

 

Himchan called his older brother, Kim Kibum, or Key.

Key marched in with bags filled with who knows what, obviously delighted to have a new project.

His feline like eyes fluttered in anticipation.

"Okay, line up, es! I'm gonna make you worthy."

Youngjae scratched his head.

"I just wanted Daehyun to regret not-"

"Mhmm, great, sure. Line up."

They got into a line in a hurry.

Key decided to evaluate Zelo first.

Clearing his throat, he said,"I'm going to be brutally honest, so prepare yourself, okay? You are beautiful and , so don't get depressed when I pick apart your flaws. Just kidding. I'm merely going to help you look amazing, so don't get offended."

Everyone gulped.

Key's eyes narrowed as he took in his first victim.

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Exodus_99
#1
Chapter 4: Okay. I need Key in my life. I need to exercise XD
MadelonG #2
I'm gonna have to reread this one, I loved this one so much!!! ^_^
FallenAngel671 #3
I loved the humor!!!
Matokii #4
Chapter 81: no matter how many times I read it I still love it xD
Mimisikus #5
Chapter 75: Oh my Pororo... This is one of the funniest/craziest fic I've read so far. And reading it at 1am is definitely not a good idea. It's like the 127th I tried to hold back my laugher xD And...God..., sentences where Yixing would come up kill me everytime XD Thank you, so, SO MUCH for writing this fantastic fic ! <3

PS : Sorry for my bad English...
Matokii #6
Chapter 81: what about Jongup?! :O
Moorchild #7
Chapter 81: Perfect. So freaking perfect. Loved the twist, but it's would've made me super depressed so I'm glad you had two endings. :) this rocked. Thank you so so so much!
Moorchild #8
Chapter 48: This has got to be the funniest thing I've ever read ever. Omo, please keep writing!!! So much infinite love! (Pun slightly intended).
Moorchild #9
Chapter 10: OMG OMG OMG OMG channel your inner key? I love this so much! You don't even know how much I love this story! Thank you so so so much! HAHAHAHAHA there are my laughs for the next week and a half! Thank you!!!!!! <3 all the fan girl love!