GOODBYE GALAXY.

S.W.A.G.(secretly we are gay) (Discontinued)

 

AT THE WAITING ROOM.

“tae!.” I called her out as a sudden joke went inside my mind.

“whhhaaaattt.” She asked in a lazy tone.

‘and she calls Sica baby lazy, tch!’

I rolled my eyes at her.

“can you be more enthusiastic than that?” I asked sarcastically.

She murmured something and she sat up straight.

“what, Yuri?” She asked in a cute tone which would probably kill half of the sone population.

“shiiii.” I shook my head to remove the filthy tone out of my head.

“what, Yuurriii?” she asked while blinking rapidly.

“stop it. Just be lazy again.” I pleaded.

She ahjumma laughed as she lay back again on the couch.

“spill it.” She said.

“whhhaaat Taeyeon?” I said back using the tone she used on me.

I laughed when I saw her cringing.

“ the thing you wanted to say.” She said.

I giggled like a kid which earned me a glare.

‘sweet.’

“what do you call a fish out of water?” I asked with a grin.

She furrowed her brows and said.

“ah still a fish.”

I shook my head with a wider grin.

“sushi?” she said again.

“nope.hehehe.” I laughed.

“ok, tell me what is it.” She said excitedly.

“DONGHAE!.” I said excitedly.

She busted out laughing.

“why so?” she asked in between laugh.

“ you. I thought you got the joke.” I frowned, ready to throw anything I could grab.

She stopped laughing.

“what’s with the sudden donghae  joke?” she asked.

“just feel like joking.” I said.

She chuckled at me and whispered to herself.

“Bitter gay.” She said.

“Heeey, I heared that.” I pouted.

“glad you did.” She grinned.”ok,knock,knock.” The midget said.

“who’s there?” I said with an excited laugh.

‘this should be good or else…..’

“Donghae.”

“Donghae, who?” I said in a grossed out tone.

“Dong-Haeeeeee! aayyyy laaadyyyy! Op- op- op-oppan gangnam style.”

“mwahahahahahahaha!” I laughed on my evil tone.

“hahahahahahahaha.!” She laughed on her ahjumma laugh.

“Hey girls. What’s funny?” Tiffany asked.

“n..no..nothing.” Taeyeon stuttered.

“mwahahahaha!” I laughed again.

“I’m stuttering oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.”  I sang Mario’s song.

Taeyeon glared at me.

Then Jessica came with the rest of our members.

“h..hi..J..Jessica.” I stuttered.

‘geez.’

Taeyeon ahjumma laughed.

“she’s stuttering   oh.oh.oh.oh.oh.” Taeyeon pointed at me with a smirk.

I gave her a shut-the--up-look.

She just shrugged.

“Seobang.” Jessica went to sit on my lap.

‘goodbye undies.’

“ne?’ I hugged her tiny waist from the back.”God, Sica, you’re too skinny.” I pinch her arm which was more like a skin then under it was bone, no fats, no muscle.

“Donghae, wants me skinny.” She giggled.

“well. I don’t want you skinny.” I said.

“what?” she asked with a chuckle.

“You look sick when you’re too skinny. Eat more but maintain this.” I poked her abs.

She giggled.

“He likes those too.” She blushed.

‘aish sica,nobody is asking.’

“does he touch your abs?” I asked.

She look at me with a –what-the’hell’look.

“what? I was just asking.” I chuckled.

“He was my boyfriend what do you expect?” she said shyly.

“why does he have to. He can just touch his abs you know.” I murmured.

She giggled.

“you need someone to appreciate your efforts, right?” she pinched my cheeks and pouted at me.

‘Please don’t kiss me. I don’t want to be imprisoned for .’

*smack*

She kissed me on the side of my lips. asdfajdhgsdjg.

I frowned.

“you missed.” I joked.

She let go of my cheeks and put her index finger on my lips.

She traced it and stopped right on the middle of my lips.

She leaned forward and kissed me..well she kissed her index finger which was on my lips…damn that isn’t counted as a kiss,right?

“such a tease.” The words came out unexpectedly out of my mouth.

She winked at me and did a maerong.

‘damn those tongue.’

She was about to go at the other end of the room but I held her down on my lap.

“stay, please.” I pouted.

“I was just about to do this.” Jessica was still sitting on my lap but she was now facing me.

She leaned her head on my shoulder and I can feel her body against mine.

‘ddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaammmmnnnnn.’

I saw Taeyeon looking at me with a erted grin.

I rolled my eyes but gave her back an equally erted grin.

“You’re too light.” I whispered at the crown of her head.

“mmm.” She moaned. I mean she answered, she must be sleepy.

How can someone sleep on this kind of position, anyways?

She moved closer to my body as she wraps her arms around my neck as she nuzzles her nose on my neck.

Then I felt it….a vibration…from her PHONE! Huh! I got you..you sick ert!

She lazily reached for her phone which was on the back pocket of her shorts.

“Hi, Jessi here.” She lazily said as she moved her head away from my neck.

“Hey, baby.” She answered in a tired tone.

“tonight?” she furrowed her brows.

“maybe, I’ll look into my sched and check if we can have a dinner.” She smiled sweetly over the phone.

Then my pocket vibrated too.

I was about to reach for my pocket but Jessica’s core was just on top of my pocket.

“mmmm.” She furrowed her eyebrows.

‘gawd TT.TT this is tooo much.’

“excuse me.” I mouthed.

She stood up for a second or so just enough for me to get my phone.

“Heeeey~ miss.” I greeted the girl over the line.

“Heeeey~ miss you.” She said with a giggle.[a/n]exgf

I chuckled and that made Jessica look at me curiously.

“who’s that/” she mouthed with a frown.

“a friend.” I mouthed back with a smile.

“stop whispering.” My ex giggled.

I rolled my eyes.

“you know what, you’re creeping me out. How did you know I was whispering?” I asked with a chuckle.

“I’m a stalker. I’m you’re number one fan unnie.” She said in an aegyo like tone.

“Funny!.” I sarcastically said.

“Why?” Tiffany asked me.

“uh! I said funny not fany,hehehe.”  I told her. She just shrugged and went away with taeng.

“Funny fany.” My ex laughed heartily.

“that isn’t even Funny.” I said.” You should her my jokes about Dong…” I stopped when Jessica closed her hpone and put it back on my pocket.

“jokes about Donghae?” she asked.” I swear Yul, you’re too bitter.”

“why you.” I laughed too.

“you should hear my jokes about Jessica.” She said.

“BITTER!.” I chuckled.

“hey, was that you’re friend?” Jessica asked.

“uh..yeah.” I said with a smile.

“can I talk to her I just wanna say sorry for being rude.” Jessica asked.

“wait.” I smiled at her.

“Hey, Sica wants to talk to you.” I told my ex.

“yeah, sure.” She chuckled evilly.

“hey, be nice.” I told her over the line.

“ne, ex.” She giggled.

I rolled my eyes with a smile as I handed the my phone over to Jessica.

“HI, I’m Jessica, Yuri’s wifey.” Jessica giggled.

“Hi, I’m Yuri’s ex. Please take care of her, cause I still love her I might steal her back, you know.

I’the hell.’

I was supposed to get my phone back but Jessica glared at me.

“Steal her and you’ll see hell on earth.” Jessica hissed.

Then *BANG*

Jessica threw my phone over the wall.

‘good bye galaxy note 2, I love you more than my ex and Jessica, God knows that.’

“hey! Why did you do that.” I accidentally shouted at Jessica.

“are you shouting at me?’ she shouted back.

“yes.. I mean no..I mean..yah! you threw my phone, you broke it.” \she stood up from my lap and picked up my phone.

She look at it and the screen was still ok so she *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

She threw again the phone.

“Hey stop it.” I held her hands tightly.” What’s wrong with you?” I grabbed my massacred phone.

She rolled her eyes.

“stop sulking over your phone, I can get you hundreds of that.” She said sassily.

“I’m not sulking over my phone. I’m mad cause I was talking to someone but you just rudely threw my phone away.” I said.

“you know I don’t like that someone.” She frowned.

“she was my friend.” I said.

“I don’t like your friend.” She said.

“I don’t care, She is MY friend, not your’s so don’t go messing up with my stuffs just because you don’t want my friend.” I glared at her.

“Hey, stop it you two.” Sunny went in between us.

“tell that to her.” Jessica and I said in unison.

I crossed my arms.

“stubborn.” I said.

“.” She said.

“what?” I glared at her.

“Hey, Yul, sica Stop this now.” Sooyoung helped Sunny.

“she started it.’ I said.

“whoever started this, doesn’t matter. Just say sorry you two.” Tiffany said.

“NO.’ we both said firmly.

“she’s being childish.” I said.

“and you’re being a .” She said.

“that doesn’t even make sense.” I shouted at her.

“whatever.” She rolled her eyes.

‘damn, you’re childish but I still love you. Now what should I do to teach you a lesson.’

“Fine, call me a or whatever. But I won’t talk to you till you say sorry.” I sighed and went away from her.

“I hate you…with passion.” She shouted back.

‘shut up Sica baby, or I’ll kiss you…with PASSION XD :3’

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[a/n] thanks to the subscribers silent reader or noisy reader,hahaha..I love you all.this is just too overwhelming TT.TT thanks guys :3

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Fire_trek 313 streak #1
Chapter 3: The denial is strong in the midget, uh I mean Taeyeon lol if they keep on people(Tiffany and Jessica) are going to believe that Yuri and Taeyeon are into each other
Fire_trek 313 streak #2
Chapter 2: “Trickster Yul monkey” that made me laugh seriously. It seems like Yuri’s accusations were tru about Taeyeon
Fire_trek 313 streak #3
Chapter 1: lol this was a great and funny first chapter! I can tell Yuri is going to be my new favorite with this story.
mascott #4
Chapter 40: 2020 and I'm still waiting hahahaha. Anyway I'm willing to wait hahahaha
madel29 #5
I came back here just to see it's discontinued... :'( it's okay Author-nim, you made one of the bestest storyline I've ever read on. Gonna re-read it again! :')
bibimyun
#6
Author!!! I'll wait for your updates!
petenocchio #7
Do not delete this wonderful story authorshii!!! :( I'll wait 'til you update :)
El_thegreat #8
Chapter 9: Lol this fic made me realise i was gay back in 2013 when i was 13 and now fast forward 2019, i realise how blind i was to not realise i was gay