Stupid !

You Are My Bodyguard ?!

 

Taeyeon was walking reallly slow .

Then !

Taeyeon saw Tiffany stood up and went outside . Her secretary is only one who is sitting there .

"Where did that stupid go ? Hmmm ... Better take their order as fast as possible .." Taeyeon mumbled .

When he tried to near their table , Tiffany already came back with her phone in her hand. Looks like she just finished talking to someone over the phone .

" ! Why did she finish her business so faaast ?!" Taeyeon turned to his back once again .

"Hey , bro . What are you waiting ? Go and take their order . They are regular customers here . Hurry up !" The same worker said .

"Huhh ?? Okay okaaaaay ." Taeyeon said . Before he went to Tiffany's table , he quickly went to his bagpack in the kitchen and took a geek spectacle and a hair wax . He wanted to disguise as a geek waiter .

He perfectly flated his hair like a nerd , cute nerd you mean . He also wears the geek specs . Just like that , he is perfectly disguised . He really look well by wearing all that .

He then took a deeeeep breathe before running to Tiffany's table .

"H..hi ! Gooodd morning ! May I take your orderr ?" Taeyeon said .

"Oh ... M..morning .. C..can I h.." Min couldn't finish her sentence as she was surprised with Taeyeon's cuteness .

"Uh ..Excuse meTwoCuppucinoandTwoChocolateCakeAs usualThat's allHurry upp ." Tiffany said very fast . can't take it seeing her secretary blushing and can't order properly .

"Whhat ?" Taeyeon can't catch it .

"Are you deaf ?" Tiffany said rudely . "Urgh .. Two Coffee and Two Chocolate Cakes . As usual . "Tiffany said . Seems like Tiffany really do not recognise Taeyeon .

"Okaaayy ... Sugar level ?" Taeyeon asked .

"What ?! Yah ! I said as usual ! Don't you understand ?" Tiffany stood up and scold the 'nerd' Taeyeon

What the hell or should I say ?! What's wrong with this lady ?! Ohmygod !! F you ! URGHHHHH ! .

Every customers are staring at them . Some workers in the kitchen including Yul went out from the kitchen to see what's happening . For your info , even Yul does not recognised Taeyeon .

"Who is thaat ?" Yul asked his friends .

"I don't know . But I think he just offended Ms Hwang ." His friends just shrugged .

"Ms Hwang ?! Oh my god ." Yul opened his eyes and pray for the 'new worker' luck . Some worker can get fired just by offending Tiffany .

"I'm sorry but what happened here ??" The cafe's manager came .

"This worker . He don't anything about my usual order is it ?! All of the workers knows it !" Tiffany shouted .

HEY OLD LADY ! CAN'T YOU SEE I'm NOT THE WORKER HERE ?! Oooooo ... Its okay , Taeyeon . It's okay .... This lady is just stupid and hopeless . It's okaaaaaayyyy ..

"Oh ! I apologised . I think he's the new worker ." The manager apologised .

"Ms Hwang . Just forgive him . He's new like he said ." Min said .

"Hmm ... Alright . For this , I will let it pass . Just because he is new . My order , hurry up ." Tiffany rolled her eyes and sat .

"Thank you , Ms Hwang . Thank you . " The manager said . "Sorry , Ms Hwangg .." Taeyeon said . 

"Pft ! Sorry ?! Not a chance . It's okay . Now it's your luck . Hmph ! You make me so embarassed !

"Okayy . Everything's fine . Sorry , everyone ! Please continue with your breakfast !" The manager said loudly .

Taeyeon hurriedly went inside to the counter to give the order . Moments later , he was holding the trays while walking towards Tiffany's table .

"Here you g...gooo ." Taeyeon said like a nerd . He's genius .

"Thank you !" Min smiled at him . 

"Pft . Here . The money of this . However , no tips for you . " Tiffany rolled her eyes and gave him the exact amount . 

"It's o..okay , Ms H..hwang ." Taeyeon said and took the money . Before he walk away , ..

"Wait ! Come here ,you new worker .." Tiffany stood up . Oh , shiiit .. Does she recognise meee ??

"Y..yes , Ms Hwang ?" 

"Take off your specs ."

"Huh ?? Why ??" 

"Just take it off !" Tiffany said strictly . Taeyeon then slowly took off his specs and squinted his eyes as small as possible , trying to act like he couldn't see without specs .

"Hmmm ... You look like someone that I knoww .. Do you have any brother ??" Tiffany inspected his face closely .

The heck ?! Get away from me , you ghost ! Old lady , ghost , Stupid !

"N..noope . I don't have anyy ." Taeyeon said . "Ms..Hwang , can I wear it backk ? I can't seee." Taeyeon asked politely . Infact , his heart telling to do rudely but he can't since Tiffany is his customer .

"Wear it . Alright . Get lost . My eyes hurt seeing you here . I won't have appetite if you're here . Shoo ." She rudely said .

"Okaayyyy."

I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW ! DID SHE JUST 'SHOO' ME ?! URGH ! YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I'M JUST DISGUISING NOW ! IF NOT , I WILL PUNCH YOU , CHOKE YOU AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU ALLOWED ME TO DO IN TWITTER 

After the commotion , Taeyeon just keep stay with his disguise until Tiffany ended her breakfast and went out .

Thank god , Tiffany finished her breakfast faster than he expected . Taeyeon saw that before Tiffany went out the cafe , she glared at him and rolled his eyes .

"Hmph ! I also can do that !" Taeyeon said softly . 

At last , the workers could rest as the morning busy hours has ended . Just some customers are here . They do not need a lot of people so they just have to restock as many things before the lunchtime .

Taeyeon is sitting down on a random chair that was facing in the window and drank some coffee . He was reading the newspaper too . Luckily , no stories about yesterday's incident .

Well , the cafe's manager are nice and always give free drinks to its workers. Taeyeon was also enjoying the scenery outside of the window

"Hey , Hyunoo . Do you see Taeyeon ? My friend ." Yul asked his friend after he finished restocking things in the kitchen .

"Oh . There . " Hyunoo , Yul's friend pointed .

"Him ?! Aaaeeeiii . Can't be . "Yul don't believe . "Seriously ! You go there and check then ." Hyunoo said .

"Alright alright . Thanks ." 

"Taeyeon ?" Taeyeon turned .

"Woah ! What is this , maaan ?" Yul asked and sat down . "Waaiit ! You are the one that was scolded by Ms Hwang right ?!"

"You know her ?!" Taeyeon asked .

"Well .. She's regular customer here . Everydaaay , she'll come here . She's really bossy . Everyone is afraid of her ." Yul said .

"Hah ! I know that , okay ! Not only bossy , she's an old laddyyy .."

"Old ladyyy ? What happened ??" Yul asked . Taeyeon then told him the full of the fullest story from the incident last night .

........

"WHAT ?! Wow ! Dude . You just messed up with the Korea's Top Model , you know ... Anyway , you know who is father is ?" Yul said .

"Hmm . Nope ! Who ? And why ?" Taeyeon asked while take a sip of his coffee .

"Alexander Hwang ! Top fashion designer in Korea and USA ! Plus you just mocked her daughter's fashion ! " Yul saaid loudly .

"Huh ? Hmm .. I don't know about that . I don't care anyway . She's the one that so rude . She calls me midget . Eye for an eye , tooth for a tooth ~" Taeyeon said calmly .

"Of course you don't know , babo ! You are away for 2 years . Midget ? You are one ." 

"Preciselyyyyy ...Wa..wait ! Yah !" Taeyeon knocked his head with his knuckles . "Oucchhh ~" Yul whined . Taeyeon laughed 

"That's why you disguised as a nerd ? So she won't recognise you ?"

"Yupppp . You see , my disguised is 100% success ! Luckily , I'm a quick-thinker . Hehe " Taeyeon grinned . He took off the specs and make his hair like usual .

"Yeah , righttt ."

........

Skip to the lunchtime .

 

"Good afternoon , Ms Hwang ." Some workers greeted Tiffany who just entered . Taeyeon who were busy again carrying trays to respective table stopped when he heard 'Ms Hwang' . He turned and saw Tiffany without her secretary .

" ! She's back for lunch too ?! Aigoo !" Taeyeon hurriedly put the trays on the tables and ran back to his bagpack to take out his disguise stuff .

After he finished wearing and get ready , he went back to Tiffany's table to take her order .

"G..good afternoon , Ms Hwanngg ." Taeyeon said . Ready for acting .

"Hmm .. afternoon ." 

"Order , please ?"

"2 sets of A for lunch ." Tiffany said then took out her phone . She seems to be irritated ."Hm .. Okay ." Taeyeon said .

2 sets ?! Alone ?! Wow !

Soon after , Taeyeon came with Tiffany's lunch set .

"Here you goo , Ms ... Hwang ." He put the tray on the table . Before he walk away ,

"Hey ! Wait !" Tiffany stopped him . Again .

Sigh ~ What does she want ?! AGAIN ?!

"Sit down ." Tiffany ordered . 

"Huh ??" 

"Sit . Down !" Tiffany said loudly .

"Whaaat ? I cannot . I am busyyy ." Taeyeon said innocently .

"What's your name ? Err , Kim Taeyeon ? " Tiffany asked . Taeyeon just nodded .

"Your name sounds familiar ."

"Huhh ?? There's a lot of Kim Taeyeons in the worldd ." Taeyeon saidd .

"Are you trying to be smart with me ???" Tiffany glared . "Nopeee ." Taeyeon said .

"Whatever . Look . Whatever I ask you to do , just do . Now sit down !" Tiffany said sternly .

YOU ARE NOBODY TO ME . WHO ARE YOU , STUPID OLD LADY ?! TRYING TO ORDER ME LIKE THAT ?!   ..... Urghhhh ! Itsss okaaaay . Just be patient , Kim Taeyeon .... Urghhhh ! 

"O..okay .." Taeyeon acted afraid and sat across Tiffany .

"My secretary is not coming lunch with me at last minute so you take her place . Be grateful . Free meal here ." Tiffany said cockily and eat her food .

"Ok...okay..."

Before he eat , he secretly took his phone out and tweet something .

Tweets from @KimTae : Hey , . You are nobody to order me like that ! You hear me ?! You hear me ?! HUHHHHH ?! Urgh ! I really want to smack your face against the window or the table .

"Hey ! Eat now !" Tiffany shouted .

"O..okay , Mss Hwangg .."
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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NekoLS #1
Chapter 47: Woww great story but its such a pity that you dont update anymore
GTae4EVA
#2
Chapter 46: Great story
milkychowder
#3
Chapter 2: I can't see your story by chapter author I hope you will update soon
VipSoneMoomoo
#4
Chapter 3: I miss Taeny
sone9_ #5
have u move on from aff? please keep writing amazing stories for us
hikaru87 #6
Chapter 47: Where are you author-nim, please complete this story T_T
kakjuv
#7
Chapter 47: Auhor nim, have you moved on from Aff? I see no trace of your latest update. I'm sorry to say this but if you are really have moved on please do tell me and your other readers. We've been waiting for God knows how long. If you're not and you're busy and on hiatus, do tell us too so that we'll know. Thank you.
UnderDoc #8
Chapter 47: Author, where are u? Why u dont update this story again? I really love read ur story n I miss ur update. if u have a free time please update eventho its short. Thank you
kakjuv
#9
Chapter 46: Dear author, please update this story, I love it so freaking much. (+_+)