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You Are My Bodyguard ?!

Back at Kim's mansion 

 

"Ahhh ! Home ! I miss home !" Taeyeon put Hayeon's shopping bags down and ran onto the couch and kiss it .

"What the hell , oppa ? Act like your age ." 

"Heh ? Puftt !" Taeyeon stuck his tongue out .

"Where's mum and dad ?" Taeyeon asked .

"In the office , of course ." Hayeon said while sitting on the couch beside Taeyeon and switch on the tv .

"Ahh . Yes yes . I miss them." Taeyeon pouted .

"Go there then ."

"Hmm .. Later , I guess . My energy is draaaaained . Because of you and that stupid lady ." 

"Yah ! You're bad ! She's not that stupid , okay ? I heard she was a graduate from Harvard University . She also met her boyfriend there . They say that Wooyoung is her first love . If you see her twitter , most of tweets is about her boyfriend . Let me tell you . She tweets every 3 seconds ." Hayeon tells .

"Twitter ? How do you know ? You stalked her ?!" 

"What ? Stalk ? Noooo ! Just happened to see it ." Hayeon continued to watch tv .

"Hmm ... Twitter . I should try and see ." Taeyeon ran to his bedroom at the second floor before running back to the living room with an MacBook in his hand .

"Yah , idiot . What is your twitter ?" He asked .

"What for ?? " Hayeon came and sit beside him . "Ahhh . You want to stalk her too ?" She continued .

"What ? No ! Just to .... research . Haa ! Research ." 

"Just make your own twitter account . It's easier to stalk . Plus her account is a unprivate account ." Hayeon teased .

"Hmm .. But I don't know how to use ." Taeyeon said .

"Aigoooo ~ It's okay . Let me teach you step by step , okay my dearest brother ?" 

"Hihi . Otaaay ." Taeyeon said . "Okay , stop that ." Hayeon said .

"Done !" Hayeon just finished create an account for Taeyeon and teach him .

"Alright thanks ." Taeyeon said . "Give me your phone ." Hayeon said

"What for ?"

"Download twitter apps and apps that you can use . So it's easier ." 

"Oh okay" While Hayeon is downloading and playing with Taeyeon's Samsung GalaxyS3 , Taeyeon are still with his new twitter account .

"Hmm .. What should I put as my name ? Hmm .. CuteKimTaeyeon ? Nope ! HandsomeTaeng ? Nope ! Ah ! Just put Kim Taeyeon ." Taeyeon kept talking to himself .

He put his recent sel-ca that he recently took . Well , handsome , cute , charming .

"DONE ! Woo ~ I look good . Now let's tweet ." He tweeted 1-2 tweets before remember to look for Tiffany's account .

"Idiot . What is the stupid lady account ?" Taeyeon asked .

"Huh ? I got a name , you stupid ." 

"Eeeewww . Don't give me the same nick as this ladyyyy ." 

"What ?? I've been calling you stupid since we are kids" Hayeon said . "Oh , yes . Right ." Taeyeon nodded .

"So , her acc is @HwangStephanie . Only acc ." Hayeon said .

"HwangStephanie ? Who is Stephanie ?"

"Aigoo ! You are reallly ignorant ." Hayeon knocked his shoulder . "Her name too !" She continued .

"Ohhhh ...."

"Ooooo . She really tweets seconds by seconds . Wai..Wait . Is this tweets referring to us ?" Taeyeon asked .

Tweets from @HwangStephanie : I met stupid ignorant midget guy . Urgh ! I'm so annoyed ! How dare he speaks so rude ? He also mocked my fashion ! His fashion is way too old , okay ?! Mr. Midget , study more .

"Wooow . Haha . I think she is referring to you rather than me . Hahah! " Hayeon said while laughing . 

"What's so funny , Kim Hayeon ?" Taeyeon glared at his sister . "Ehem ... Nothing .." Hayeon looked back at Taeyeon's phone .

"Hmph ! How dare she called me midget ?! Unlike her , old ladyyyyy !" Taeyeon shouted . 

He then tweeted too .

Tweets from @KimTae : I met this old ladyy . Urgh ! I'm so irritated ! So unreasonable !

 

Meanwhile 

"Mr. Jang . Can you drive faster ?! Why are you so slow ?!" Tiffany shouted at her driver .

"I'm sorry , Ms Hwang . I think we are in a pretty bad traffic jam . We have to wait a bit longer ." Mr. Jang said softly .

"Ahhh! I'm so annoyed today !" Tiffany shouted loudly in the car . When she is angry , everyone will be afraid .

"M..Ms Hwang . D..Do you want some sweets ? It c..can reduce anger .."Min , her nerd secretary asked softly and passed her some sweets .

"Hmm ."Tiffany took the sweets and stare out of the window . She is still mad with Taeyeon .

*RING*RING

"Hello ?! " Tiffany picked up the phone .

"Babyy ? Why are you mad ?" The guy at the other side who appears to be Wooyoung asked .

"Ohh . Babyyy . I'm sorry . I'm just pretty annoyed and angry right now ." She pouted . One call from Wooyoung can calm her down totally . Min and Mr. Jang instantly sighed in relieve . Tiffany then told the whole story to Wooyoung .

"Awww . Who is that stupid guy that so rude in front of my baby ? He also talks bad about both of us . Stupid guy ."

"I don't know ! Ah ! Change the topic , please . So when are you coming backk ?? I miss you so badly , you know " Tiffany asked .

"Ahhh ... About that , I'm not suree . The project is taking longer than I expected . I'm sorry ."

"Hmm . It's okay then . You better sleep now . It's night at the states right ? "

"Okayy . Don't be angry anymore , okay baby ? Goodbye .. Night kiss ."Wooyoung and Tiffany gave each other a peck before hung up the phone .

"Hmm .. Min . Wake me up when we reached my house ."

"Alright , Ms Hwang" 

Tweets from @HwangStephanie : Pretty bad jam . Urgh ! Guess this is a bad day ! -.- Stupid stupid stupid midget !

 

Moments later .

 

"Ms Hwang ? M..ms hwang ?" Min woke her up . "Hmm ??"

"You reached your house ." Min said .

Mr Jang then opened the car door for her and bring her shopping bags inside her house .

"Goodbye , Ms Hwang" Min and Mr. Jang said before left .

Even though Min is Tiffany's secretary , they doesn't live together . 

"Oh my god . I'm so sleepy ." She opened the door and took off her heel and went to the kitchen . She drank some juices before going back to living room . As she was walking to the liveing room , she slowly took off her clothes piece by piece . Well , she live alone . She likes to be most of times .

She switched on the air-con and the tv as she lays down on her favourite couch . While waiting for her tv to switch on , she uses her twitter apps on her phone to see new updates . 

"Oh ? New follower ? Who is Kim Tae ? " She looked at his twitcon . Fortunately , she does not recognised this guy as the same person she just fought .

"Hmm .. He's cutee ." Tiffany nodded her head and see his acc .

Tweets from @KimTae I met this old ladyy . Urgh ! I'm so irritated ! So unreasonable !

"Hmm .. Hahaha . He's like me . Met unreasonable person" 

Reply from @HwangStephanie : Old Lady ? haha . I met this midget too . So unreasonable ! Looks like we have same incident . Anywa, thanks for following .

Aigoooo . Tiffany ! He's the same guy !

"Oh ! He replied ? That was fassst ."Tiffany smiled . No one ever see her smile with her smile-eyes except for Wooyoung .

Reply from @KimTae to @HwangStephanie : Oh yes ? Hahha . We must have telepathy . Hah ! I'm really annoyed . Feels want to kick her , punch her , choke her , chokeslam her and everything !

Reply from @HwangStephanie to @KimTae : Hahaha ! Just do it ! Don't be afraid . Hahahaha .

 

Back at Kim's Mansion 

Taeyeon and Hayeon can't stop laughing seeing that Tiffany can tweets with him easily . 

"What ? Just do it ? Don't be afraid ? Okay , sure ! I will do it when I meet you , Hwang Stephanie (?) . Thanks for the permission !" Taeyeon laughed loudly . Hayeon already crying for laughing too much .

"Oppa ! I guess she really doesn't know you . It's obvious that tweet is about her . HAHAHAA!"

"I KNOW RIGHT !"

 

 

 

 

 

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NekoLS #1
Chapter 47: Woww great story but its such a pity that you dont update anymore
GTae4EVA
#2
Chapter 46: Great story
milkychowder
#3
Chapter 2: I can't see your story by chapter author I hope you will update soon
VipSoneMoomoo
#4
Chapter 3: I miss Taeny
sone9_ #5
have u move on from aff? please keep writing amazing stories for us
hikaru87 #6
Chapter 47: Where are you author-nim, please complete this story T_T
kakjuv
#7
Chapter 47: Auhor nim, have you moved on from Aff? I see no trace of your latest update. I'm sorry to say this but if you are really have moved on please do tell me and your other readers. We've been waiting for God knows how long. If you're not and you're busy and on hiatus, do tell us too so that we'll know. Thank you.
UnderDoc #8
Chapter 47: Author, where are u? Why u dont update this story again? I really love read ur story n I miss ur update. if u have a free time please update eventho its short. Thank you
kakjuv
#9
Chapter 46: Dear author, please update this story, I love it so freaking much. (+_+)