(A/N): Who remembers the Christmas chapter? No one? Well good thing you don’t need to remember anything from that chapter just know this was kinda referenced/brought up in that chapter.  

Gentleman Prince: It’s weird how many people are afraid of being swallowed whole by whale sharks when they are the most friendly sharks in the ocean.

Gentleman Prince: Also their throats are like the size of a quarter and couldn’t even gum you to death because they have the jaw strength of like 1. You could just slip right out.

Gentleman Prince: and yet people love dolphins even though they’ve bitten multiple people and even tried to drown a few and are known to murder their own children for fun but whooo cares.

B-Bomb: Why are you so passionate about whale sharks?

Red Minhyuk: Hush Bbomb, let the boy rant about sharks.

Gentleman Prince: Thanks hyung.

Pretty Senpai: Did you get it out of your system?

Gentleman Prince: Yes ^v^

Rocky: Sharks are pretty cool. We should get one as a pet.

Drummer Boi: Rocky no, where would you even put it.

B-Bomb: In a pool made for sharks.

Rocky: ^^^

Pretty Senpai: What type of shark should we get?

Red Minhyuk: Lemon sharks are pretty friendly.

Drummer Boi: What about a smaller shark?

B-Bomb: What happened to no sharks?

Drummer Boi: If I can’t stop you guys I might as well join.

Pretty Senpai: Welcome to the club.

Gentleman Prince: If we get a legit shark it should be a Epaulette shark or a coral catshark.

Rocky: Why?

Gentleman Prince: They only grow to be about 70-90 cm (2-3 feet) and look cool.

Red Minhyuk: I vote for the coral catshark. Anyone disagree?

B-Bomb: Nope.

Pretty Senpai: Can we name her Sangeo

Rocky: That’s the lamest name ever.

Pretty Senpai: I’d like to see you come up with something better.

Rocky: …

Pretty Senpai: Exactly.

Drummer Boi: Wait can we even own a shark in Korea?

Gentleman Prince:...

Red Minhyuk:...

Rocky:...

B-Bomb:...

Pretty Senpai:...

Drummer Boi:...

Rocky: Well there goes that dream.

B-Bomb: I mean sharks are probably super expensive anyways.

Pretty Senpai: And you have to clean their tank.

Red Minhyuk: Where is MonstaMin at?

Drummer Boi: He’s probably playing games or something...

Min-Woof: Today is the day, I can feel it in my bones.

Pretty Senpai: What?

B-Bomb: Isn’t it kinda early for him to show up…

Drummer Boi: How did you italicize that “him.”

B-Bomb: Magic.

Red Minhyuk: I’m ready to fight, I gotta protect my babies.

Rocky: What’s going on?

Min-Woof: We must sacrifice one of us to the greater Minhyuk.

Rocky: Is this really a ‘thing’?

Drummer Boi: Is rocky magic too?

B-Bomb: Yes.

Red Minhyuk: I’m not losing anyone else to this monster! We already lost like 2 other Minhyuks and Rown to him.

Pretty Senpai: Wait, you guys actually lost people? I thought that was just a joke.

Drummer Boi: Sometimes I have nightmares about those days.

Min-Woof: We couldn’t save them!

Rocky: This must be really serious if Minhyuk hyung isn’t using emoticons.

(xxx) xxx-6660 has joined the chat.

(xxx) xxx-6660: Alright which one of you ers left a half eaten pizza bagel in my fridge.

B-Bomb: Who do you think it was.

(xxx) xxx-6660: God damn it Minhyuk.

Min-Woof: Haha which one? There’s 7 of them in this chat. 8 Including you. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

Red Minhyuk: We all know it was you Lee Minhyuk of Monsta X a.k.a MonstaMin.

Pretty Senpai: Wait… Sooo is someone going to get sacrificed or…?

(xxx) xxx-6660: Are you guys still joking about that?

Drummer Boi: Yes.

Rocky: Can I have an explanation on what’s going on? Also who are you?

(xxx) xxx-6660: I’m No Minhyuk and I’m the guitarist for the bands Click-B and AshGray.

Rocky has changed (xxx) xxx-6660 to ClickyAsh.

ClickyAsh: And tl;dr the original Minhyuk group chat had a few other Minhyuks but they left and never came back, like me but I made one joke about this being a cult and sacrificing the missing members.

Pretty Senpai: Man you guys really never let a joke die.

Min-Woof: I’ll let it die when dabing dies. ( ◞･౪･)

Red Minhyuk: To our defence it was really suspicious that two members vanished and he leaves right after claiming that… My poor Rown.

B-Bomb: The og maknae. Sometimes I can still hear his voice. R.I.P

(xxx) xxx-1847 has joined the chat.

(xxx) xxx-1847: Shut the up I’m not dead.

Drummer Boi: YOU’RE ALIVE!

Red Minhyuk: MY CHILD!

Min-Woof: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

B-Bomb: We’ve missed you!

Pretty Senpai: ???

Rocky: Hello.

(xxx) xxx-1847: I had to focus on my crafts seeing as NPI fell through.

Gentleman Prince: Did you join a new group too?

(xxx) xxx-1847: I’m Day currently apart of a group called Baikal. I was never sacrificed, I’m not your child and I was in Russia for a bit. I came back because I could feel my presents being needed.

Rocky has changed (xxx) xxx-1847 to Day.

Red Minhyuk: Ohhhh so cute!

Pretty Senpai: WAIT! Weren’t you on Produce 101?

Day: Yup, but I didn’t make it that far…

Min-Woof: That’s okay, you’re still amazing.

ClickyAsh: Well this is sweet but I found what I was looking for. Bye.

ClickyAsh has left Super Secret Cult.

Drummer Boi: It was me.

Rocky: What?

Drummer Boi: I was the one who left the half eaten pizza bagel.

B-Bomb: You’re the purest form of evil.

Day: I’m going to leave to…

Min-Woof: Why!?

Day: I gotta focus on Baikal.

Red Minhyuk: You’re welcome to drop by whenever.

Day: Thanks. Have a nice day.

Day has left Super Secret Cult.

Pretty Senpai: Who were the other Minhyuks?

Drummer Boi: Demion’s disbandment still hurts.

Red Minhyuk: We lost a great Minhyuk. Ask her out is still a banger.

B-Bomb: Sometimes life is so cruel.

Min-Woof: A moment of silence for all of those who have disbanded.

(A/N): I was genuinely curious to know how many Minhyuks there are in the music business so I googled it. Let me tell you what I learned!

1. Min-Hyuk is actually spelled Min-Hyeok in the Revised Romanization (Basically the official/more accurate Korean to English spelling but don’t worry I’m not changing the spelling I just thought it was a neat fact.)

2. Click-B (A band I used listened to in middle school) had/has No Min-hyuk born 1983 (he’s 34/35) He’s also in a band called AshGray.

3. The Minhyuk Wiki page does not include Map6’s Minhyuk as of Feb.6,2018 (Maybe I should add him.)

4. Demion (2013-2014) had Yoon Minhyuk (Leader/Vocal)

5. Take had Lee Minhyuk (He left the group.) (Rap)

6. NPI (New Planet Icons 2015-2016) had Wang Min-Hyuk a.k.a Rown (Vocal)*

7. Baikal (Sept.21,2017) has Wang Minhyuk a.k.a Day. (D.o.B 1994.10.17) *

8. Noir is a group that should be debuting this year they have Kim Minhyuk (Rap/Dance)

*I’m pretty sure NPI’s and Baikal’s Minhyuk are the same Minhyuk because they have the same family name and B-day. They also look and sound similar but who knows this could be a huge cowinsadince.