(A/N):In chapter one I got one of Minhyuk cats names wrong. It’s not Koong, it’s Chichi. The other cat’s name can be translated as Tatta or Ddadda. (I’m using Ddadda because that’s what the translator used in the I Live Alone episodes.)

Drummer Boi: Make sure you feed my fur babies.

Drummer Boi: And don’t forget to play with them.

Drummer Boi: Also don’t let anyone inside the apartment.

Drummer Boi: Especially if their name is Minhyuk.

Rocky: Got it.

Min-Woof: I take offense to that. ε-(≖д≖﹆)

B-Bomb: Don’t you have a dog? Why don’t you play with her and not steal everyone’s cats.

Min-Woof: You can’t stop me from my cat burglary. ε-(‘ﾍ´○)┓

Red Minhyuk: Excuse me but that is illegal and you need to stop.

Pretty Senpai: Ignore him, do it anyways.

Gentleman Prince: That would be an amazing headline. Monsta X member Lee Minhyuk stole CN Blue member Kang Minhyuk’s cats while they were being watched by Astro member Park Minhyuk better known as Rocky. Written by Kim Minhyuk.

B-Bomb: Seems legit.

Red Minhyuk: Children please.

Pretty Senpai: You seem more motherly than normal, what happened?

Red Minhyuk: Life.

Min-Woof: Who do I need to fight? (ง •̀_•́)ง

B-Bomb: I’d like to see you try.

Rocky: Who do I need to fight? (ง •̀_•́)ง

Gentleman Prince: I got your back. (ง •̀_•́)ง

Pretty Senpai: No one can fight Rocky, he’s too adorable.

Rocky: I know Kung Fu.

Min-Woof: Aren’t you too young to be quoting the Matrix?

Rocky: You can never be too young to enjoy a classic.

Red Minhyuk: Rocky let me in.

B-Bomb: Is this a test?

Red Minhyuk: I’ll have you know that my name is…

Red Minhyuk: Tom?

Rocky: Okay.

Gentleman Prince: Tom? Really?

Pretty Senpai: Does this make Minhyuk, Jerry?

Min-Woof: If I’m Jerry does that mean I can come into the apartment as well?

Rocky: Nope.

B-Bomb: You just got rejected!

Rocky stood up from the couch and walked to the door, Chichi following close behind as DdaDda watched from the couch. He opened the door revealing a tired looked Minhyuk.

“Hey hyung. What brings you here?” Rocky asked concerned, moving to the side so the older  Minhyuk could walk inside.

“Hello, I just needed a break. Everything has been stressful lately.” Minhyuk walked inside and face planted onto the couch. Both cats gave him an unamused look before joining Minhyuk on the couch. Ddadda snuggled into Minhyuk’s side while Chichi settled down into Rocky’s lap when he sat down on the couch as well. The T.V. was playing a rerun of the latest drama and Rocky turned down the volume to not disturb the now sleeping Minhyuk. After a while Rocky could feel his eyelids start to droop. Taking a short nap should be fine… right? Rocky didn't know how long he was zombified for but he could hear his phone ping.

Pretty Senpai: You guys good?

Rocky: Hyung must have been really stressed, he passed out almost immediately.

B-Bomb: Aw, the wonders of being an idol.

Gentleman Prince: Is that sarcasm I smell.

Pretty Senpai: Sometimes I feel like I’ve aged five years when hits the fan.

Min-Woof: I usually have a good nap when that happens. Sometimes one of my members will cuddle with me as well.

B-Bomb: Naps are the best.

Pretty Senpai: I once napped for 18 hours.

Gentleman Prince: That’s not a nap…

Rocky: I don’t think that’s healthy…

B-Bomb: It’s not healthy if you sleep for 18 hours constantly. Every once in a while is fine.

Min-Woof: It’s like treating yourself to some well needed relaxation. Until it s up your sleep schedule and you regret it.

Rocky: So it’s like eating chocolate when you’re on a diet.

B-Bomb: exactly.

Gentleman Prince: Why do we always talk about food?

Pretty Senpai: Because food is life and we are all fatasses.

Min-Woof: He’s not wrong.

Rocky: Speaking of food, maybe I should order something.

Min-Woof: What are we eating?

Rocky: I’m not letting you into the apartment.

B-Bomb: I was thinking Chinese.

Min-Woof: looks like I know where I'm going.

B-Bomb: Sorry I don't let strays in.

Gentleman Prince: Oh damn.

Rocky looked up from his phone when he heard Ddadda meowing at him. The munchkin cat was sitting on Minhyuk’s back staring into his soul. “Is it lunch time? Are you girls hungry?” Meows were his only answer so he got up to look for the cat food.

“It’s under the sink” A light feminine voice floated through the air. Rocky whipped his head towards the voice. No one was there but the two cats were staring at him.

“Hello human, you are our temporary slave so hurry up with our food. I want an extra serving.” Another feminine voice demanded.

“The cats are talking to me… This is fine.” Rocky always wanted to talk to animals, it was one of those generic child wishes.

“I accept my new cat overlords.” Rocky knelt on one knee and gently scratched under Chichi’s chin then Ddadda’s. “Your wish is my command.”

Rocky woke up to a rough tongue his face. Ddadda had her cute tiny paws resting against his chest and Chichi was nowhere to be found. He heard sounds coming from the kitchen and he knew it wasn't Minhyuk because he was still passed out on the couch beside him. He saw someone stand up and turn towards him. He let out a sigh of relief. “Hello, Minhyun hyung. What are you doing here? How’d you get in?” Rocky asked, rubbing the sleep out of his eyes.

“Good morning sleepy head. I'm here because you sent a weird text. I got in because I'm technically not a Minhyuk and I brought food.” Minhyun lifted one of the white plastic bags.

“Did you feed the cats?” Rocky looked at the time worried, it was a little passed dinner time.

“Yup, now wake up hyung so we can eat.” Minhyun started placing down paper plates on the table before pulling out the take out from the plastic bags. Rocky shook Minhyuk’s shoulder but was met with no response.

“Looks like we have to do this the hard way.” Rocky muttered under his breath, lucky for him Minhyuk was still sleeping on his stomach. Rocky got a good grip on the older’s boxers then yanked upwards. Minhyuk jolted awake and smacked Rocky’s arm.

“Did you really just give me a wedgie? Who does that?” Minhyuk rolled off the couch with a groan and slowly sat up, he glared at the youngest.

“Oh hush up, it’s time to eat. Hurry up I’m starving.” Minhyun was already placing food onto his plate. Minhyuk grumbled but the thought of food saved Rocky from his wrath. Rocky sat down next to Minhyun and looked at all the different boxes filled with food. Once his plate was full Rocky checked his phone. What weird message did I send. He scrolled up in the chat until he reached the last message he sent.

Rocky: Cat stressed warlords taking over world.

B-Bomb: Are you okay?

Gentleman Price: Did you sniff too much catnip?

It seemed that Rocky was more tired than he thought… Rocky didn’t know what was worse, the fact he dreamt of Minhyuk’s cats talking or the fact he dreamt of the group chat so clearly.