Pretty Senpai: Hey Minhyuk, what was your login info for battlestar royal?
Gentleman Prince: BigJB19

Catshavespikydicks2000

Gentleman Prince: It’s my cousin’s account but he doesn’t use it anymore.

Pretty Senpai: Cool thanks.

Min-Woof: Big Job Blow 19

B-Bomb: For a second I thought I was having an aneurysm because seeing job before blow is not something I’ve ever seen.

Red Minhyuk: I’m ing gasping, I think I just inhaled a tiny universe.

Rocky: R.I.P to that universe. It won’t be missed.

Chip: I laughed for like a solid 5 minutes. I don’t know why I found that so funny.

B-Bomb: Because I’m just THAT amusing. No but seriously I don’t think I’ve ever read something and it had job before blow. That’s just not something that’s done. There’s no job where you’re about to blow something unless it’s .

Chip: Or glass.

Rocky: Or if something is covered in dust

Pretty Senpai: Or into old game cartridges

Drummer Boi: Or birthday candles

Min-Woof: Job Bloe

Red Minhyuk: Job Blow, Job Blowing, Job Blowed.

Rocky: This job blows.

Gentleman Prince: The job blew.

B-Bomb: The job blew up.

Pretty Senpai: The job blowing business is thriving.

Red Minhyuk: The job blowed a whole city.

B-Bomb: What a .

Min-Woof: The most hardcore

She’s the richest person in the world now.

Pretty Senpai: Because of how many job blows she’s done or how expensive they are?

Min-Woof: Btoh

Min-Woof: Bhto*

Min-Woof: Btho*

Min-Woof: Both*

Rocky: Btho sounds like an ancient philosopher lmao.

Pretty Senpai: Omg, it ing doessss

Gentleman Prince:What would they teach? The job of blow?

Min-Woof:The great greek philosopher Btho. He’s the reason the job blow exists

Red Minhyuk:Ah, the original bj master

Red Minhyuk: I’m sorry,The original JOB BLOW master

Drummer Boi: What were some of the theorems he came up with? The power of the blow depends on the situation?
Min-Woof: That and he was one of the few people who got to experience the job blow in the purest form.

B-Bomb: The purest you say?

Chip: I don’t know if I wanna know what a pure job blow is.

Rocky: Same tbh.

Pretty Senpai: ... I kinda want to know what it is.

Min-Woof: It's when you through the bedsheets.

Gentleman Prince: Excuse me? How is that possible.

Min-Woof: You cut a hole in one of the bedsheets and stick your through it.

Red Minhyuk: That sounds like a rejected halloween costume idea.

Pretty Senpai: Holy , imagine some dude just running around wearing a ty bedsheet ghost costume with his poking through a hole. Lmao.

Drummer Boi: For some reason I imagined Minhyuk.

B-Bomb: Probably because he would that guy.

Min-Woof: both of you, I'll have you know I have some class.

Red Minhyuk: But you did dress up as a ty nurse once.

Min-Woof: Didn’t we all dress up as ty somethings that year?

Pretty Senpai: Awww I completely forgot about that.

Gentleman Prince: I blame the alcohol.

B-Bomb: Wasn't there also a chick in the trunk?

Min-Woof: Ohhh yeah, that was ing hilarious.

Drummer Boi: No it wasn't, we accidentally kidnapped an innocent bystander.

Pretty Senpai: We took her out for breakfast.

Red Minhyuk: Yeah, she was totally cool with being kidnapped.

Drummer Boi: That doesn't change the fact it was illegal.

Min-Woof: Yes it does, it's not kidnapping if the person being kidnapped was willing.

Pretty Senpai: Plus we have no idea how she got in the trunk. For all we know she was going to kill us.

B-Bomb: That would explain the bloody knife I found in the trunk when she left.

Red Minhyuk:...

Drummer Boi:...

Pretty Senpai:...

Gentleman Prince:...

Min-Woof:...

Chip:...

Rocky:...

B-Bomb: What?

Drummer Boi: Why did you never say anything about the bloody knife before!?

B-Bomb: I didn't think it was important.

Min-Woof: Not all heroes wear capes.

Gentleman Prince: What are you trying to imply.

Min-Woof: Maybe, just maybe she was doing the right thing.

Drummer Boi: When is murder ever the right thing to do?

Min-Woof: I dunno, maybe during a job blow.

Chip: Oh geez, not this again.

Min-Woof: Hey, I don't make the rules.

Rocky: I don't know if I should be scared to hang out with you guys on halloween.

Red Minhyuk: Don't worry, if something like thing happens again we’ll just blame it on Minhyuk.

Chip: Which one?

Pretty Senpai: exactly.

B-Bomb: We ride and die together.

Red Minhyuk: You cut off one head and ten more sprout out of the neck stump.

Chip: I’m starting to question this group.

Rocky: It’s too late now, we’re all in too deep.

(A/N): Link the the maknae chat fic! Link