Minhyuk was browsing the web when he got a text notification. He assumed it was one of s and checked the notification right away. Man oh man did he regret that.

(xxx)xxx-9178 has added Rocky to Super Secret Cult.

Rocky: Hello?

(xxx)xxx-9178: Are you ready to accept your destiny?

Rocky: Who is this?

(xxx)xxx-9178: Join us Rocky.

(xxx)xxx-5248: I swear to god Minhyuk.

(xxx)xxx-3459: Please don’t call the police. We just wanted to see if you wanted to join our group chat.

(xxx)xxx-5548: I’m surprised the police aren’t kicking down your door by know.

(xxx)xxx-8226: Why do you need to ask creepy whenever you ask someone to join.

(xxx)xxx-6390: Why am I even a part of this chat?

(xxx)xxx-5248: Because we love you.

(xxx)xxx-9178: Waaaay to ruin the atmosphere guyz [ ± _ ± ]

Rocky: Who are all of you?

(xxx)xxx-3459: I’m Lee Minhyuk! It’s nice to meet you

(xxx)xxx-8226: I’m also Lee Minhyuk but I don’t want to be associated with the 3rd Lee Minhyuk so call me B-bomb.

(xxx)xxx-9178: I am the best Lee Minhyuk! (❛▿❛✿)

(xxx)xxx-5248: Luckily I’m not a Lee Minhyuk but a KIM Minhyuk  

(xxx)xxx-5548: Unlike everyone else I’m a dummer. Kang Minhyuk

(xxx)xxx-6390: I am the honorary member, Hwang Minhyun

Rocky: I’m assuming 3459 is BtoB Minhyuk-Sunbae-nim and 9178 is Monsta x Minhyuk-Sunbae-nim

(xxx)xxx-9178: Correct!!! Aren’t you smart!  °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

(xxx)xxx-8226: Hopefully he doesn't lose those brain cells talking to you.

(xxx)xxx-9178: Hyung! Why are you being so mean

(xxx)xxx-9178: Are we interrupting your alone time

(xxx)xxx-9178: Or maybe its your special time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(xxx)xxx-5548: Stop! There are children in here.

Rocky stopped paying attention to the chat. He had something more important to do at the moment.

Rocky has changed (xxx)xxx-3459 to Minhyuk 1

Rocky has changed (xxx)xxx-8226 to B-Bomb

Rocky has changed (xxx)xxx-9178 to Minhyuk 3

Rocky has changed (xxx)xxx-5248 to Gentleman Prince

Rocky has changed (xxx)xxx-5548 to Drummer Minhyuk

Rocky has changed (xxx)xxx-6390 to Not Minhyuk

Rocky nodded his head to himself, this would make things so much easier. He returned to the chat, which was in complete chaos.

B-Bomb: I’m going to hide your body where no one will find it.

Minhyuk 3: Hyung, think about the Monbebes （ΟΔΟ；；）

B-Bomb: You should've thought about them before burying your own grave.

Drummer Minhyuk: He has a point

Minhyuk 3: Why is no one on my side!!! ヽ ( ꒪д꒪ )ﾉ

Rocky: Why should I be on your side?

Minhyuk 1: You’re back! I thought you left for good.

Rocky: I was just changing everyone’s names

Gentleman Prince: Oh! What did you name everyone?

Minhyuk 3: You should be on my side, because I’m your Hyung.

Minhyuk 3: Also welcome back!

B-Bomb: That logic is so flawed. Everyone in this chat is older than him.

Minhyuk 3: I’m the best Minhyuk!

B-Bomb: That’s questionable.

Minhyuk 1: I’m pretty sure Minhyun is the best ‘Minhyuk’

Not Minhyuk: Thank you Hyung but shouldn’t Rocky be the best Minhyuk. He is the new maknae.

Minhyuk 1: That’s true. Looks like Rocky is the best Minhyuk.

Gentleman Prince: Congratulations Rocky.

B-Bomb: Make us proud

Rocky: I’ll try my best.

Minhyuk 3: Why is it that when Minhyun was the maknae he was the best Minhyuk and now that Rocky is here he’s the new best Minhyuk but when I was the maknae I wasn’t the best Minhyuk!

B-Bomb: Because you’re you.

Minhyuk 3: You’re just mad I interrupted your Zico and Kyung time. (⁎˃ᆺ˂)

Rocky: What?

Gentleman Prince: Nothing!

Gentleman Prince: So about those nicknames! I’m curious.

Rocky: Minhyuk 1, B-Bomb, Minhyuk 3, Drummer Minhyuk, Gentleman Prince, Not Minhyuk. 
Rocky: Are those okay?
Gentleman Prince: I have the best nickname. That mean he likes me the most. Jealous?

B-Bomb: He literally named me what I wanted him to. So no I’m not.

Not Minhyuk: I feel like mine fits pretty well.

Minhyuk 1: I don’t know if I’m happy for being number 1 or sad because I share my nickname with Minhyuk.

Minhyuk 3: At least your not #3 (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Rocky: I can change it…

Minhyuk 1: No it’s okay.

Rocky has changed Minhyuk 1 to Red Minhyuk

Rocky has changed Minhyuk 3 to (❛▿❛✿)

Rocky: I changed the names.

(❛▿❛✿): OHHHHH!!!! What is mine!

Red Minhyuk: I feel so special!

Rocky: Red Minhyuk and (❛▿❛✿)

(❛▿❛✿): I love it! Also aisudn;eiwubfniuefgiu LOL poor Hyung.

Red Minhyuk: You know… I think I like being Minhyuk 1 better.

Gentleman Prince: Nope. You’re now forever Red Minhyuk Hyung.

Not Minhyuk: My members are looking at me. I think they’re concerned.

B-Bomb: I haven’t laughed that hard in a while.

B-Bomb has changed the group picture.

Red Minhyuk: I’m going to fight all of you. I swear to god.

Drummer Minhyuk: I’m back what did I miss?

Red Minhyuk: Nothing! What did your cats do this time?

Drummer Minhyuk: Koong got stuck behind the fridge somehow.

Rocky: You have cats?

Drummer Minhyuk: Yeah! My babies Koong and DdaDda.

Rocky: They’re very cute

“Rocky! It’s time to get ready!” Moonbin’s head popped up from behind the couch, scaring the life out of Minhyuk.

“I’ll be right there.” Minhyuk replied, clutching his phone close to his chest.

Rocky: I have to go get ready for a concert. Talk to you guys later.

Red Minhyuk: Have Fun!

Not Minhyuk: Good Luck!

Drummer Minhyuk: You’re going to be amazing.

B-Bomb: Make sure to take care of yourself

Gentleman Prince: Don’t forget to drink plenty of water

(❛▿❛✿): See you later! Remember this is a secret cult so keep it on the downlow.

Minhyuk smiled down at his phone before he closed the chat app and pocketed his phone. He wasn’t so sure about the group chat at first but he’s glad he stayed.