I wrote this chapter a few days ago but accidentally deleted it and I lowkey raged quit.

I Promise This Isn’t A Cult

BBomb: alright I need someone to brake Minhyuk's leg.

Red Minhyuk: rodger that.

MinWoof: hold the up. Do I get a say in this?

BBomb: nope.

Rocky: I think that goes against his human rights.

Bbomb: he's lost all of those when he shoved a crayon up his .

Pretty Senpai: who did what now?

MinWoof: out of all the things you remember from that night, it had to be that one?

Bbomb: yes.

Rocky: what else happened that night?

Bbomb: nothing much to be honest. Now that I think about it. The most eventful thing that happened was Minhyuk shoving a crayon up his .

Pretty Senpai: what color was it?

Bbomb: why?

Pretty Senpai: because you can tell someone's future with it.

Rocky: Really?

Pretty Senpai: yeah, there's a website dedicated to it.

Bbomb: I think it was green

Pretty Senpai: it says that he'll run into good fortune.

Rocky: that's neat.

Red Minhyuk: its been done.

Rocky: what has.

Chip: why is Minhyuk in the hospital with a broken leg?

Rocky: ...

Pretty Senpai: ...

Rocky: aren't you going to say something, hyung?

Bbomb: nope. I knew it was going to happen. Minhyuk always finishes the objective. He's ing terrifying. He can legit snap a bone with one hand.

Pretty Senpai: and you did this because???

Bbomb: to prove a point.

Rocky: what was the point?

Bbomb: I don't know.

Rocky: ...

Pretty Senpai: ...

Red Minhyuk: good ol' Bbomb

Bbomb: good ol' me

Pretty Senpai:  ...

Rocky:  I mean they're not wrong.

MinWoof: you.  

 

(A/N):I wrote this like 2 weeks ago, accidentally deleted it and just gave up on life for a while. But I finally re wrote it. Also writing on my phone is a pain in the .

 

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RockabillyHippie
#1
Chapter 59: Minhyuk is a champ. I could ing never
RockabillyHippie
#2
Chapter 58: Just run them over with a steamroller xD XD I hate writing on my phone so I feel your pain. Hopefully you get your laptop repaired soon
RockabillyHippie
#3
Chapter 57: Chapter title is me in a nutshell and...panda ??? What the buck
RockabillyHippie
#4
Chapter 56: Damn it, Minhyuk. This is why we can't have nice things! And I haven't been on AFF in a MINUTE! I feel so late but Ioved these updates!
RockabillyHippie
#5
Chapter 52: Imagine Steve's arms flying off if he dabbed too hard xD
RockabillyHippie
#6
Chapter 51: I know what I'm doing when I die
RockabillyHippie
#7
Chapter 50: To make a long story short......I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my

That vine and this chapter had the same energy
RockabillyHippie
#8
Chapter 49: Happy New Years! Rocky in the skyyyyyyy with diamonds xD Oof, get some mad rest! Take a fat schnap!