There comes a time where the world... I dunno. Sort of poofs?

I Promise This Isn’t A Cult

Fresh powdered snow covered the ground like a blanket of white cold frozen water. Wait… why is snow white when it's just frozen water? Shouldn't it be transparent? But I guess that would make things a lot worse. Imagine walking out your door and bam you hit a pile of transparent snow. (a/n: lucky for me it never snows in Vegas.) The air was cold and Rocky could see his breath come out as white puffs. The young idol was sitting at a bus stop but he wasn't waiting for the bus. He was waiting for Minhyuk(mx). Why? Nobody knew. Rocky was texting s when loud police sirens caught his attention and just like the movies, he looked up and saw Minhyuk(mx) in the backseat of one of the police cars as it sped past him. Any normal person would have been worried but let's be real, being arrested is nothing new to Minhyuks. Rocky remembered that one time he, Minhyuk(dc), and Minhyuk(nr) had to stay in hold in for a two days. God damn smurfs and their smurf lawyers. Rocky had been sitting at the bus stop for while when he heard a train slowly approaching. But there wasn't a train station anywhere near the middle of the city. He looked up and saw a train steaming down the street. It slowed to a stop right in front of Rocky. What the kind of bus stop was this? The door opens and Minhyuk(cb) comes barreling down the steps.

“Rocky, we gotta save Minhyuk.” The drummer pants out as he catches his breath.

“why?” Rocky asks.

“because he was kidnapped by the Grinch!” Minhyuk(cb) yells dramatically.

Rocky gasps, “The Grinch stole Minhyuk.” that was all Rocky needed to know, the two of them aboard the train and Minhyuk(cb) leads Rocky to a cart where all the other Minhyuks are.

“So what's the game plan?” Rocky asks when he sits down in the train booth. Blueprints of Santa's workshop laid on the table. “He's at the north pole?”

“Yeah he apparently kidnapped Santa as well but no one cares about that, I mean Jack does that every other day.” Bbomb shrugs.

“So the plan is. We go in, get Minhyuk and then leave.” Minhyuk(btb) explains.

Rocky stares at him blankly, “I mean… I guess that works.”

“Well we don't have time to come up with a better plan, we're already here.” Minhyuk(m6) points out the window and true to his word they're in front of Santa's workshop. They jump out the train and rush into the building because it's cold as out there. Who knew the north pole was so cold. The building is thankfully warm and toasty, but the silence was eerie. Where were the happy elves and adorable reindeer. Oh wait, the grinch probably kicked them out. Or locked then in the dungeon. Why Santa had a dungeon, nobody knows.

“come on they're probably on the top floor, in Santa's office.” Minhyuk(nr) said.

“how do you know that?” Minhyuk(cn) asked. Rocky, Minhyuk(nr) and Minhyuk(dc) paled.

“smurfs are ing terrible.” Minhyuk(dc) grumbled under his breath. No one questioned it. They continue to the top and dodge all the ty home alone traps the Grinch failed to set up properly. Bbomb kicks the office door and they all enter the room. The swivel chair spins, revealing… Minhyuk(mx)!?

“What's going on!” Minhyuk(m6) demands.

“uhhhh… I'm not too sure. The Grinch kidnapped me and took me here, where I may have accidentally stabbed him... resulting in his early passing…” Minhyuk(mx) explains.

“I hate when you accidentally stab someone. It's okay dude, it happens to everyone.” Bbomb pats Minhyuk(mx)’s shoulder in understanding while everyone else gives Bbomb a questionable look.

“soooooo mission accomplished?” Minhyuk(dc) asked.

“yup.” Minhyuk(btb) answered. With that our tale comes to an end. They board the train and go back home, where they celebrate a normal Christmas with their loved ones. The end.

 

 

(A/N): so I legit wrote this while I was making dinner. Sorry I've been dead for a long time. My job is a lot more physical labor than I thought it would be. I come home feeling sore and wake up hella stiff so I've honestly not been in the mood to do anything. Plus my will to write has been gone for a while. Also my laptop is dead so I had to write this on my phone and I'll probably have to keep writing on my phone seeing as my laptop probably won't be fixed for a long time.

 

Other than that I hope you all had an amazing Christmas/Holiday.  

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RockabillyHippie
#1
Chapter 59: Minhyuk is a champ. I could ing never
RockabillyHippie
#2
Chapter 58: Just run them over with a steamroller xD XD I hate writing on my phone so I feel your pain. Hopefully you get your laptop repaired soon
RockabillyHippie
#3
Chapter 57: Chapter title is me in a nutshell and...panda ??? What the buck
RockabillyHippie
#4
Chapter 56: Damn it, Minhyuk. This is why we can't have nice things! And I haven't been on AFF in a MINUTE! I feel so late but Ioved these updates!
RockabillyHippie
#5
Chapter 52: Imagine Steve's arms flying off if he dabbed too hard xD
RockabillyHippie
#6
Chapter 51: I know what I'm doing when I die
RockabillyHippie
#7
Chapter 50: To make a long story short......I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my

That vine and this chapter had the same energy
RockabillyHippie
#8
Chapter 49: Happy New Years! Rocky in the skyyyyyyy with diamonds xD Oof, get some mad rest! Take a fat schnap!