A/N: Did you really think it was over? I'll never stop. At least not until I'm satisfied.

Minhyuk(nr) walked into the school library to study for a test last period. He walked past shelves of books to look for an empty table but it seemed each one was occupied by other students. He reached the end of the room and sighed in defeat. It looked like he would have to settle for sitting on the floor. He walked to a secluded corner and sat down. Minhyuk(nr) pulled out his notebook and began to study. 30 minutes had pass and something fell into Minhyuk(nr)’s lap. It was poptarts. Minhyuk looked up and saw an older student grinning down at him.

“uhhhh thank you?” Minhyuk(nr) said as he opened the poptarts.

“no problem. You shouldn't study for long periods of time without any breaks. Do you want to toast those?” The senior pulled out a toaster from his backpack. Minhyuk(nr) was actually kind of scared but nothing beats a hot poptart so he places them into the toaster anyways.

“what's your name?” Minhyuk(nr) asks.

“Its Minhyuk.” the guy, Minhyuk smiles brightly. Minhyuk(nr) looks at him in shock before giggling.

“my name is Minhyuk to.” Minhyuk(nr) holds his hand out for a hand shake. The older Minhyuk’s smile grows and grabs the younger Minhyuk’s hand. Before Minhyuk(nr) could register what happened, he realizes that he's being dragged through the school. The older Minhyuk leads them through doors and hallways most of them he has never seen before. When they finally stop it takes Minhyuk(nr) a minute to get his bearings. They were standing in front of a door labeled “Cult”

but under said sign read another sign “God damn it, for the last time this isn't a cult.”

under that read, “I made it so I get to name it.”

“at least name it something good or at least something that won't get us in trouble.”

“but trouble is my middle name.”

“, your middle name is disease, because that's how you make me feel.”

“la gasp-ar. You take that back.” and that's where the conversation ended because there was no more room on the door. Minhyuk(nr) didn't know what to make of these signs. Was this a cult or what? Well he was going to found out soon enough because the older Minhyuk opened the door. A bright light emerged from the door as it opened, it blinded Minhyuk(nr) like one of those cheesy anime scenes.

“Did you get me my cheetos?” Some dude yelled. He was an upperclassman like Minhyuk.

“yeah yeah, I got you your ing cheetos.” The Minhyuk who lead Minhyuk(nr) rolled his eyes and tossed a bag of cheetos to the other guy.

“Who's this?” A new person asked.  Minhyuk(nr) jumped when the stranger appeared out of nowhere.

“If you guys gave me a second, I'll introduce our new member.” The older Minhyuk explained.

“Welcome Minhyuk.” all the people in the room chorus except for Minhyuk who brought Minhyuk(nr) here.

“W-what. How did you guys know his name already!?” Minhyuk is honestly shocked.

“We're all named Minhyuk. It's why this club even exists.” Another Minhyuk answered.

“Wait. We're all named Minhyuk?” Minhyuk(nr) asked in awe.

“Ehhhh basically. I'm Minhyuk but you can call me Rocky.” Rocky points to the Minhyuk eating cheetos, “That's Minhyuk but we call him, Bbomb, the hot one over there is Minhyuk(btb)” Minhyuk(btb) waves, “the one dramatically looking out the window is Minhyuk(dc) and the one next to him is Minhyuk(m6), the one spinning his drum sticks is Minhyuk(cnb) and the one watching anime is Minhyun.”

“Minhyun?” Minhyuk(nr) was pretty sure Minhyun isn't the same as Minhyuk.

“he's an honorary Minhyuk.” Rocky answered.

“oh. That's neat.”

“What about me? Do I get an introduction?” the Minhyuk who lead Minhyuk(nr) here asked as he pointed to himself.

“that's Minhyuk(mx)” Rocky said in a  monotone voice, he was really unimpressed which made Minhyuk(nr) giggle.

“So what's the point of this club?” Minhyuk(nr) asked.

“We're a cult.” Minhyuk(mx) tried to claim but everyone ignored him.

“The Minhyuk club doesn't really have a purpose. We just hang out and around campus.” Bbomb answered as he wiped cheeto dust on his school pants.

“really? I thought you guys were some sort of host club and being named Minhyuk was your gimmick.” Minhyuk(nr) had no clue where the host club idea came from but it was there. Minhyun suddenly stood up.

“That's exactly what we are!” Minhyun exclaimed excitedly.

“wait what? Since when?” Minhyuk(cnb) asked clearly shocked from this new revelation.

“Since right now! Alright everyone we need to clean this place up and steal- I mean acquire some host cluby things.” No one moved because that honestly sounded like a lot of work. “If you guys don't do this I'm going to upload the video.” That had everyone running out the door in ski masks. Minhyuk(Nr) and minhyun were the only ones in the room now.

“what just happened?” Minhyuk(nr) asks.

“Progress just happened.” Minhyun smirked evilly and slipped his fancy tea from his ty cheap tea cup.

The End. Happy April Fools Lmao.