Infi was in a deep sleep when they arrived home, as Dongwoo volunteered to clean her up by himself. Seeing that she was too tired to make a big fuss about it. Afterwards, he put her to bed and pulled Hoya down onto the couch with him. 

"Babe, you did great today!" he congratulated and hugged him.

"Ya--ya! What'd I tell you about calling me, babe!?" Hoya protested.

"Oh, it suits you!" Dongwoo griped, refusing to release him.

"Stop doing it!"

"Never!" his hyung squeezed him even tighter. Strange that Hoya only protested against the nickname, and not the inability to breathe.

"Ugh...but thanks, hyung. It wasn't so bad after all," he finally confessed.  

"See, I told you! She's too small and cute to be a deadly weapon!"

"Right..." minutes passed by, "Are you ever going to let me go?"

"..No," Dongwoo admitted, "Well.. i'll loosen my grip a bit." He relaxed his arms and opted to rub Hoya's back instead.

"Aish, why do you always have to be so clingy?"

"Because I love you!"

"Yeah, you've told me that a million times," Hoya shrugged off yet another one of Dongwoo's spontaneous love confessions. 

Dongwoo groaned, "Yeah, I have told you a million times," Yet, you never get that I'm telling you the truth. You awkward ball of playdough... 

"Ahh.." Hoya sighed, "How long do you think she'll sleep?"

"Mmm, for at least a few more hours. But, I'm sure she'll be hungry soon enough. Maybe we should take turns sleeping?"

"No, I'll stay up and watch her," Hoya offered, "You should sleep."

"But I don't want to sleep."

"Ok..then why don't we both stay up?"

"That sounds nice," Dongwoo shifted his sitting position, as Hoya laid down - his head in his hyung's lap.

"So, what do you think we'll do tomorrow? Everyone else has their own schedules except us? In fact, our schedule says," he reached for the note card on the coffee table, "Omo, so pretty!"

"I like it!" Dongwoo cheered, "I wonder what's so pretty? Maybe we'll play dress up? Go for a walk in the park? Hike up a mountain!"

"..Or..come back again, hyung.." Hoya signaled Dongwoo to calm down, "We're not hiking up a mountain."

"...Or maybe we'll teach Infi her colors?" That's a more appropriate guess, "And fill an entire room with balloons! Oh! Oh! No! We'll paint! Finger paint an entire room!!" Nope, nope he lost him.

*****

*Fade into the next day*

Staff snuck into their apartment an hour after they both inevitably passed out, and removed everything from their spare bedroom. Which was really Dongwoo's...but most nights he slept in Hoya's room - after complaining about creepy crawlers. 

*flashback*

"But I'm lonely! I'm soooo lonely!" Later on, "It's dark in there! There's a monster in my closet." The following day Dongwoo snuck into Hoya's bed, "But it's warm here.." 

*end flashback*

After the room was void of everything staff lined the walls, floor, and ceiling with white plastic canvases. Leaving multiple buckets of child-friendly paint, brushes, and sponges in the center. 

Hoya awoke first, stretching, "Ugh.. why did I sleep on the couch..?" He looked up to see Dongwoo's collapsed form over the armrest, "Ha, like a cat. He can sleep comfortably anywhere." He sat up, shaking his hyung, "Hey, it's morning. We need to check on Infi.."

He squirmed in protest. Yipping loudly when Hoya slapped his , "Up, boy!"

"I'm up! I'm up!" Not really.

Hoya dragged his hyung to their bedroom, where Infi was sitting up in her crib, her thumb.

"Hello, baby," Dongwoo picked her up and hugged her, "Did you sleep well?" Infi hugged him back and babbled cutely.

"Hey hyung, is she not hungry or something?" Hoya pondered out loud.

"Oh? No, it doesn't seem like it. She's not on my fingers. In fact, she's in a really good mood today, aren't you baby~?" He gave her an Eskimo kiss. 

"Strange.." Hoya scratched his head, spotting a note taped to Infi's crib, "Good morning Yadongie~. We saw that you were out cold so we fed and changed Baby Girl for you! Now look on your bed." Hoya followed the note's instructions and found three sets of white clothes.

"Umm Hyung..?" he showed Dongwoo.

"I guess they want us to put it on..."

"Yeah..I'll change first," Hoya offered before taking a shower. Dongwoo went after him.

As Hoya waited in the kitchen with Infi he realized how much more comfortable he felt around her. "Do you want to try this?" he offered her a lemon slice to on

"Ppfft yuck!" Infi spat it out instantly.

"Yeah, same. I still can't believe that Dongwoo hyung can eat these whole!"

"What whole?" Dongwoo came walking out of their room, wearing pure white overalls...without their accompanying white shirt underneath.

"Hyung!" 

"Hahahaha, what?"

"Put your shirt on!"

"Why? Everything covered up?" he continued laughing.

"I can see your s!"

"So, we're both guys!"

"Infi's not!"

"She's a baby."

"..Aish, you're going to get our show rated.."

"Ah, calm down. It's ok."

*****

*click*

Staff closed the door to the white room behind them.

They looked at each other questionably, "Can..can we..?"

"Whoah!" Dongwoo exploded, shocking Hoya, "Hoya's it's just like our first album jacket! Let's Fly High!" he laughed uncontrollably. 

"They want us to paint the walls?"

"Yeah! Let's throw the paint buckets around and splash everything!" Dongwoo ran to grab the first bucket he saw, "Oh! Hoya, look! It says here that this paint is edible, so if Infi eats it she won't get sick!"

"Ah, really? She can eat it?" Hoya knelt down and let Infi crawl towards the buckets.

"We can do anything we want!" Dongwoo swiftly ran back and glomped Hoya - sending them falling over.

"Ow! Why'd you do that!?"

"I'm so excited!" Dongwoo climbed off of him and pried open another bucket, and threw a handful of paint in Hoya's face, "You can eat it too!"

"Ugh yuck!" Hoya spat it out, "It might be edible, but it's taste disgusting. Come here! I have an idea." Hoya pinned his hyung to the floor, "I'm painting your s."

"..Hahaha," Dongwoo squirmed beneath him, in wild laughter.

*Blink blink*

Hoya blushed a deep shade of red, "Oh God, I did not just say that.." He jumped off of him and curled up embarrassment. Until now, he hadn't scolded himself for continuously staring at them this entire time.

*Pat pat* Hoya looked to his left to find a smiling Infi, laughing at him.

"Why are you laughing at me?"

"Daddy Hoya's funny," she babbled.

"Ya, you better stop laughing before I dip you in paint," he teased.

Infi responded by grabbing her feet and lifting them up into the air.

"What's that supposed to mean?" he looked to Dongwoo. Who shrugged.

"Wait!? Let's dip her hands and feet into the pink and let her loose!" Dongwoo suggested.

"Deal," Hoya grabbed her and ran over to the pink can, "I'll hold her; you dip." 

Fast-forward, "We have successfully made this room a mess," Hoya chuckled while staring at all of the pink, purple, blue, green and orange baby prints covering the floor, and walls. 

Dongwoo laid sprawled out in the center of it all, baby prints scattered about his overalls, singing "Spider Infi, Spider Infi. Does whatever a Spider Infi does~"

"Stop quoting The Simpsons."

"Oh man if we had a ladder we could put prints on the ceiling too," he mused.

"Tch, I'd rather splash it!" Hoya got up and steadied himself to throw the contents of a bucket full of purple paint into the air.

*Sploosh* Only half of it made it up there. The rest came crashing down onto Dongwoo.

"Ha.." realizing what he'd done, Hoya joked, "Wow hyung, you've never looked so good."  

"Come here!" Dongwoo jumped up and tackled Hoya to the floor. Rubbing the purple paint all over him. 

Further away from them, Infi dipped her hand into the yellow paint and it off of her fingers, "Is this what yellow tastes like.. Tastes like green..." She crawled over to the red bucket and tasted the red paint again, "Hmm.. needs more conclusive research.."

"What does this taste like?" she put a sponge in .

"No, Infi. No! You can't eat sponges," Dongwoo got there just in time, "Sponges taste nasty, and they'll make you sick." He took it away from her.

"Wow, that was close.." Hoya added as he stared at his hyung, "We shouldn't have left her along like that.."

"Yeah.." Dongwoo agreed.

Scary situation aside, the boys continued entertaining Infi with the sponge, smearing paint everywhere. Yet soon enough, Hoya picked up a water gun and filled it with green - to shoot Dongwoo with.

"Ya, ya ya! I need a weapon too!" Dongwoo frantically searched for another gun, "Found it!" He filled it with orange ammo. Both of them leaving Infi to her own devices, again. Thankfully she didn't get hurt. In fact, she loved splashing around by herself, after knocking the pink bucket over.

Much later, the two collapsed in exhaustion after calling a cease-fire.  

"I'm hungry, hyung...You?"

"Starving. I skipped breakfast.." Dongwoo snorted.

"What time is it?" Hoya crawled over to the door, only standing up when he absolutely had to. Because he couldn't reach the doorknob. Outside he discovered that it was already 6 PM. "Oh !" he exclaimed, "Hyung it's six!"

"It's six!?" Dongwoo stumbled outside, "Holy !?" 

"Wow!" Hoya continued in shock, "...So what are we eating? I want meat," he placed a hand over his stomach.

"But we don't have any right now...We could order out?" Dongwoo suggested.

"I don't think I can wait that long," Hoya confessed.

"Let's steal some from Woohyun," Dongwoo got that mischevious gleam in his eye.

"What? Steal it? Steal it!?"

"You know, he has some. Let's just take it and replace it later."

"..." After thinking it over, "Deal!" 

They grabbed Infi and snuck out into the main living room area. Unfortunately, just as the others arrived back home.

Caught in the act, they froze, biting their lips. "Welcome back!" Dongwoo cheerfully waved.

"Hyung.. what are you two doing?" Woohyun walked up next to them, "And why are you all cover in paint?"

"Ah, yeah, that?" Hoya stumbled over his words, "The staff told us to play with paint earlier today..."

"What! That's not fair!!" Myungsoo shrieked, "I wanna play with Infi, too!"

"What the hell!? I wanna throw paint everywhere!" Yeol added, excitedly swinging his arms all about.

"Really?" Gyu blinked, "They really let you make a huge mess?" he gasped in wide-eyed shock, "Where? Where did you do it?"

"Don't worry hyung, they covered the walls with plastic canvases. It's not messy at all," Dongwoo walked closer and assured him.

"Dongwoo," Sungjong lowered his eyes, "Why are your s purple?"

"Uhhh..because?"

*****

15 minutes later, the staff caved to Infinite's evergrowing temper tantrum and re-applied fresh canvas walls to the room, and let them run wild with all new buckets of paint.

"It was inevitable," one staffer pushed another's shoulder, "See, I told you we needed extra paint. Was I right? I was right."

"Where's the yellow!?" Jong dived into the buckets, "Ah there it is!" He opened it with a devious smirk on his face. 

Next to him Woohyun found a gun, "Gyu~ will you play with me?" he sent his cutest vibes towards his hyung - while hiding it behind his back.

"Only if you let me win," Gyu smirked.

"Deal!" Woohyun revealed the gun, already full of paint, and chased Gyu round the room.

"Ya! Ya! Play fair! I need a gun, too!" Gyu dodged the paint flying towards him and rolled into the supplies - quickly locating and filling the other gun with blue paint.

Almost accidentally hitting Yeol in the act, too - as Yeol declared "Paint the baby!" and took a brush to Infi's noes.

"KYAAA!!!"

Everyone instantly stopped what they were doing to stare in the direction of the high-pitched shrieker.

Myungsoo stood there as still as a petrified statue, yellow paint dripping from his head all the way down to his knees.

Sungjong, the culprit stood right behind him. Paint bucket still poise above his head, "Merong!" He threw the bucket to the side and ran for dear life before Myungsoo strangled him. 

Chaos. It was chaos. Hours and hours of chaos. Hours of extra DVD footage, I mean.

As for Dongwoo and Hoya, Woohyun gave them the meat for free. They enjoyed every last bite. As well as being temporarily excused from babysitting duty.

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I'm not running out of ideas yet, but any suggestions from you guys is much appreciated! What do you want to see next?   ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ