Lights. Camera. Action.

"Ok let' begin," PD-nim called out, "Everyone sit in a semi-circle on the floor, except for Sunggyu and Woohyun." 

In compliance, everyone exited the kitchen and walked towards the living room. Once there they each saw a semi-circle of pillows on the floor, next to a basket of objects.

"Here are the rules. I will ask a series of open-ended and multiple choice question. After each question, you may participate by either crawling and/or hop from your designated pillow towards the basketball hoop on the opposite side of the living room. You must travel all the way in this manner before attempting to answer each question. If you answer incorrectly you must return to your pillow before attempting again. You do not need to play each round." He continued, "Some of these questions will require you to select an object from the basket beside you. If so, you must dunk the object through the hoop before answering. There will be no stealing objects from one another once they are already in play. However, you may willing exchange them on the field." 

"This sounds exhausting... I'll enjoy it!" Gyu smiled brightly as he reclined comfortably in his front row seat.

"Lastly, each question is worth one point. The team to reach 10 points first wins, with Sungjong starting with 4 points. The member who gets the highest score will receive a bonus card, which will be revealed later on."

*Cue sound effects* "And let's begin!"

"In Lane One: Awkward Daddy (Hoya)! In Lane Two: Expert Daddy (Dongwoo)! In Lane Three: Stern Daddy (Sungjong). In Lane Four: Doting daddy (Myungsoo)! And lastly, in Lane Five: Insane Daddy (Yeol). Sitting out after completing their rotation are Daddy GyuGyu and Babo Daddy! Let's Go!"

"Hey, i'm offended by that!" Yeol cried out.

"Round 1: We'll start off simple. What is Infi's favorite stuffed animal?" 

"Oh, Hammy!" Myungsoo instinctively raised his hand and answered.

"You need to grab him first!" Dongwoo instructed Myungsoo as he hopped towards the basket.  

"Oh, right!" Myungsoo stumbled over behind him.

"No you don't, just start hopping!" Yeol shouted as he passed by the basket. "He didn't say to grab Infi's favorite toy. Just to tell him." Yeol toppled forward,"Gah!"  reaching the basketball hoop. "Hammy!" he shouted - with the ring around his arm.  

"Correct! Sungyeol gets one point!"

"Round 2: How much should a baby 6 to 9 months sleep per day?"  

"Oh oh, I know this!" Yeol screamed, leading the way, "Infi will be ours!" His battle cry.

"Ya! Wait up Yeollie!" Dongwoo hopped into action.

"No way! ..Oh ! Kyyyaaaa!" Yeol over-enthusiastically jumped even faster upon noticing Jong right behind him. But, "Oooomph!!" Whoops, Yeol's excessive movements sent him rolling forward.

"Ha ha!" Jong laughed as he passed Yeol's contorted body - feet over his head.

"Are you ok?" the others attempted to ask as they suppressed their own laughter. "That's what you get!" 

"Why are you always so accident prone!?" Myungsoo whined.

"I'm..I'm ok..dizzy.."

"Half the day. Twelve hours!" Jong's answer abruptly rang out.

"Incorrect!" PD-nim replied.

"What? It's wrong?" Jong looked dumbfoundedly back towards the others.

"Fourteen to fifteen hours a day. More than 'half the day' Jongie," Dongwoo corrected - his hand on the hoop.

"Correct!" PD-nim confirmed, "Dongwoo, one point."

"Woohoo!" Hoya cheered.

"Round 3: Use a stuffed animal to demonstrate Dr. Hamilton's crying baby technique." 

"Oh! Oh! I'm an expert!" Woohyun jumped up from his seat.

"Not you!" Gyu pulled him back down.

"But I know it~" he whined.

"I know it, too!" Myungsoo yelled out and set off hopping.

"No, I know it!" Jong added. 

Seeing the two youngest's neck-and-neck the others intentionally stayed back, reserving their energy.

"You know it," Yeol cheered his boyfriend on.

"Ah! I want the cute one!" Jong pulled out a pink bunny from the top of the basket.

"Oooh, a whale!" Myungsoo shouted, digging deeper into the basket. 

"Hurry up! He's getting away!" Yeol shouted.

"I'm going!" Myungsoo griped - whale in hand. Of course, his hurried efforts weren't enough. Jong reached the hoop first and dunked his bunny. 

"The proper method is like this!" Jong faced the camera.

"Correct. Sungjong now has 5 points," PD-nim announced.

"Five!?" Yeol screamed.

"Five," PD-nim repeated, "Because, Jong, as a solo player, started with 4 points."

"But, that means he's already half-way there!" Myungsoo protested.

"Stop complaining!" Jong scolded them.

"Yeah, stop complaining! It's only fair," Dongwoo sighed, "Jong IS all alone here."

"Yeah, stop it and fight with all your might, before Jong gets more points!" Hoya added. (over-dramatic much, Ho?)

"Round 4: Give your best Infi impersonation. Female staff's choice!"

Hoya groaned the second he heard the objective - ever against performing aegyo, "Dongwoo, you do it. I'm sitting this one out." He said as he sat back down.

Dongwoo laughed, "Yeah. I got this one."

Unsurprisingly, again, Yeol determinedly hopped his way to the hoop the fastest. And he instantly screeched gleefully and bounced on his before trying to fit his foot in his mouth. "I'm adorable~ blech blech! Eww that's disgusting!" He spat his foot out and ran towards the kitchen to wash his mouth out.

"Ha, he didn't think that one through," Gyu chuckled.

"Sheesh Yeollie," Dongwoo shook his head.

"I'm next!" Jong held the hoop. "This is Infi!" He grabbed two of Infi's favorite toys and proceeded to snuggle with them and make cute babbling noises.  

"Aww," female staff cooed.

On the other hand, "Boooo," Hoya gave him a thumbs-down.

"You !" Gyu chunked a third stuffed animal at him.

"Get off the stage!" Woohyun shouted.

"Get your back here," Hoya grabbed Jong and dragged him back to his pillow.

"Why? What did I do wrong!?" Jong protested and attempted to kick Hoya.

"My turn!" Dongwoo abruptly brought himself to everyone's attention before sticking his fist out - up in the air. Staring at it in awe as if it was some foreign anomaly while slowing bringing it closer towards his face. The closer it got his facial expression changed from 'oh my god..' to 'this offended me' before trying his hardest to shove it whole into his mouth. In closing, he suddenly looked back at Myungsoo and made this "da are you here for?" face, before collapsing in a fit of laughter. 

"What was that for? What did I do!?" Myungsoo called out defensively.

"Pfft! What the was that!?" Gyu asked him.

"Infi!" Dongwoo smiled back, "She's always giving Myungsoo evil looks! She's always amazed by the fact that she has hands, and trying to eat them, too! 

"She does!" Myungsoo agreed, "She alway looks at me like i've offended her in some way when I haven't done anything at all! Really!" He slammed his hands onto the floor before crossing them and giving the camera his best grumpy Infi face - as staff members continued to laugh at the whole situation.

"Alright, alright. Are those all of our entries?" PD-nim inquired.

"Yeah, we're done here," Gyu snickered.

"Ok then, i'll pass out the papers. Each staff member will vote privately."

The winner, Yeol.

"Woohoo!"

"Round 5: How many times should you change Infi's diaper?"

"Yes!" Dongwoo shot off of his pillow before anyone else could get up.

"It's 6 times, right?" Yeol asked Woohyun.

"Fi--" Woohyun unwittingly fell for Yeol's trap, before Gyu slammed his hand over his mouth.

"Don't give him the answer, you idiot!"

"Five!" Dongwoo loudly announced, having already grabbed the hoop.

"Correct! An infant of Infi's age should have their diaper changed five times a day."

"Ahh my legs hurt.." Dongwoo complained, "Why do we need to hop again?" before crawling back to his pillow.

"Round 6: What does Infi love most?" 

All five boys took off simultaneously, each certain that they'd get the answer correct.

"Hammy!"

"Her ball!"

"Food!"

Alas, each answer was incorrect. And on the sidelines, Gyu and Woohyun (growing somewhat bored) invented their own game-element. Every wrong answer gave them permission to throw a stuffed animal at you.

"What?" Yeol screeched, "What are we missing?"

"Her blankie!"

*toss* Woohyun meant to hit Dongwoo, but accidentally hit Yeol, instead.

"Oww! Dongwoo said it, so why did I get hit? Stop throwing those things!" Yeol griped.

" on her hands and feet!"

*pop* Myungsoo took a starfish straight to the head - courtesy of Gyu.

 "She's fickle and changes her mind every single day!" Yeol threw out his last attempt.

*smack*

"..."

"..Her mommy..?" Hoya questioned unsurely.

"..That's depressing.." Jong, lightly hit him.

"Too depressing. You get two!" Woohyun threw two animals at Hoya. ..Separately, Gyu threw a stuffed cooking set. (Oh yes, a collection of fluffy pink and purple pots and pans)

"...Two wasn't enough..." Gyu pleaded his case.

"...Two wasn't enough..." Hoya grumbled, "You made a mess!" before calming himself. "But..honestly, don't babies love their mom's the mo--" Hoya wouldn't be wrongfully accused.

"Daddies!" Myungsoo swiftly shot up - cutting Hoya off, "Infi loves her daddies the most!" taking Hoya's response to heart.

"Correct!" PD-nim cheered, "Infi loves her daddies the most!"

"See!" Hoya accused Gyu.

"I'm not apologizing," Was Gyu's smug and only reply.

"Round 7: How can--" PD-nim began. 

"Actually, PD-nim. Can we have a break?" Yeol pleaded.

"..Sure. I don't see why not."

"Thanks! I need water!" Yeol ran to the kitchen.

"Great! I need to piss!" Dongwoo took off in the opposite direction. On his way back he spotted Hoya coming out of their wing, and he realized something. Well, honestly he'd realized it awhile back, but now he couldn't hold it back anymore. 

"Hey, Ho..are you throwing the game? Usually, you outrun Yeol in any event but now he's flying right past you." 

"What? Why would I?" Hoya feigned shock, but took one good look into Dongwoo's eyes and dropped his act, "Yeah, I am.."

"Why?" Dongwoo begged.

"Because look at Myungsoo...He's pathetic... And besides, i'm not ready to care for a baby 24-hours a day.." Hoya confessed, visually uncomfortable. 

"..I see," Dongwoo bowed his head, taking in how Hoya must feel about the whole idea of child rearing, "You're scared...I understand, but you at least need to win one round. Ok?"

"Thanks, hyung," Hoya hugged him.

"You're welcome. We can win next week..if you're ok with it.." Dongwoo comforted him. Letting Myungsoo and Yeol go first wasn't so bad, so Dongwoo happily agreed to play along for the time being. Still, he couldn't help but feel dejected.

"Round 7: How can you tell if Infi is hungry?" Hoya won this round hands-down, listing a plethora of signs as opposed to giving one single answer.

The following rounds could only be explained as "chaos." Yadong may be letting Myungyeol win, but that didn't mean they wouldn't mess with them. Compounded with Woogyu bombing the field with toys, there were at least a few casualties. Yeol's wrist, Dongwoo's ankle. Jong accidentally taking a foot to the head. "Sorry!"

"PD-nim, i'm exhausted!" Myungsoo wailed.

"The remainder of the game will go like this. I will select four stuffed animals. Each round, each animal will represent one of four multiple choices. Choose the right animal and dunk it through the hoop to win."

"Got it!" Hoya shouted, "You got, Yeol?" He teased.

"Shut up, i'm focusing!" 

"Your question is 'What can daddy never ever leave home without?' A: Mr. Whale - a stroller. B: Princess Unicorn - diaper bag. C: Panda Spirit - wallet. D: Sungjong's Sunggyu teddy bear - formula."

"What, don't you need all of those?" Woohyun questioned PD-nim.

"Yeah, they're all important.." Gyu insisted.

"Yes, they are all important," PD-nim spoke up amongst Infinite's chatter, "But only one, you absolutely cannot survive without."

"Wallet!" Yeol shouted, "Which one's wallet, again?"

"The panda!" Dongwoo instructed him, but he knew that it wasn't the right answer. Sighing, he cleverly pretended to think out-loud to himself - hoping Myungsoo'd take the hint. "Hmm. I could always just borrow manager-nim's wallet, but what if Infi pooped, or threw up at the supermarket again...?"

"Omo!" He heard Myungsoo take off crawling towards the basket, where Hoya was mindfully holding Mr. Whale. 

"Where's the pink unicorn?" Myungsoo asked while digging through the basket, "Ah ha!"

Meanwhile, Jong remained sitting next to Dongwoo, "I am not hopping all the way into my apartment to get Sunggyu off of my bed and hop all the way back here."

"Haha Jongie, formula isn't the correct answer," Dongwoo laughed.

"Wait, but hyung, if you know the answer why didn't you run up there first?"

"Hmm, why is that?" he bemusedly asked himself.

*bonk* Yeol took a Mr. Potato head to the face. "That's assault!" 

"Infi needs her diaper bag! She can't hold it in, and she could get a rash if we don't change her," Myungsoo successfully took Dongwoo's bait.

"Correct. You always need Infi's diaper bag for emergencies, above everything else."

"Round 13: How often should Infi have a bath? A: Star Spirit - every day. B: Woo Walrus - every other day.  C: Soo Doggie - every other week. D: Ho Fish - twice a week."

"Soo Doggie needs to bathe more."

"I wash dammit!" Yep, they're still bickering over Myungsoo personal hygiene, even now. And, while they bickered Jong won - unchallenged, "Ho Fish! Infi needs to be cleaned once or twice a week."

"Round 14: Baby Infi is learning to chew hard foods at 6 months old. Which of these foods should she be able to eat without any problems? A: Gyu Mouse: grapes. B: Yeollie-raffe - gold fish. C: Jong-huahua - Cheerios. D: Dong Dino - none of the above."

"Grapes are soft and juicy," Jong dived for Infi's stuffed mouse.

"No, Infi loves Cheerios!" Yeol crawled after him, "Go for the the giraffe!" (yes, he said the wrong animal.)

"Do you think?" Myungsoo questioned him.

Dongwoo sighed, "They're both wrong..." might as well sweep in and take this one. Myungyeol was already safely in the lead anyways, "Be right back, i'mma take that dino," he whispered to Hoya (as Hoya was scrambling the toys around with his arms - making it difficult for Myungyeol and Jong to find either toy.)

*swoop* Dongwoo tossed Dino Dong into the hoop, "They're all choking hazards."

"What?" Myungsoo gasped, "But, hyung, you were the one who gave her Cheerios in the first place!"

"Yes, but I didn't know what I know now. Besides, she can eat them if we're watching over her. She just won't master chewing properly until she's about 9-months old."

"Aaahh..." 
 

"Wait, guys, whats the score!?" Yeol suddenly realized that he'd forgotten to keep track.

"Excellent question Sungyeol. We'll proceed with the Round 15. Because this shouldn't have taken so long. Now it's Infi's choice! Whoever gets Infi to crawl into their lap gets the remainder of their points - up to 10! That's enough for Hoya and Dongwoo, and Jong to win, or enough to solidify Sungyeol and Myungsoo's first place.  

"So, essentially, we did all of that for nothing!!!" Yeol shrieked.

"No not nothing. For ratings," PD-nim...you jerk.

"So we're all exhausted for your entertainment..." Hoya sighed. So much for throwing this...

"Round 15."

A staff member brought Infi into the living room and placed her beside her basket ball hoop.

"Everyone return to your pillows and try to coach Infi to come to you," PD-nim re-stated, "Go!"

Dongwoo chanted Infi's name, "Infi Infi Infi Infi!" as he repeatedly hit the carpet with his hands, "come here baby~."

Hoya, on the other hand, tried whistling because he figured that she didn't like the sound (from previous instances). Thus, eliminating himself from the running.

Yeol opted to wave his arms and legs around excitedly, "Waahahahahaa Infi, want to play with Daddy Yeol!? Come to daddy and we'll play lots of games, ok!"

Myungsoo dis-heartedly waved to Infi, "Won't Infi give Daddy Myung a chance? Please..."

"Don't worry I got this Myungie!" Yeol reassured him.

Lastly, Jong's strategy was to blow kisses, "No, come to Daddy Jong and you'll get all the best hugs and kisses!"

*ENTER INFI-CEPTION*

"What is going on here? Why are they all so loud? Am I suppose to do something?" Infi raised her right eyebrow.

"Infi come to daddy!" 

"Aaah.." Infi looked at everyone, left to right, "I'm supposed to choose a daddy. But where are my other daddies?" She pushed herself onto all fours and started crawling closer to the group, only to stop mid-way and sit down again. 

"No no, come on baby. Choose me. Choose me!" Yeol repeated enthusiastically. 

"But I like all of my daddies..." Infi pondered why she had to do this. Then she heard Woohyun's voice to the side, "You can do it Infi. Pick anyone but Jongie. You'll be miserable if you do!" *snickers*

"Ya! Who are you to say that!" Jong chunked his pillow at Woohyun.

"Oh there you are," Infi happily thought and started crawling towards the group again. Nope, Infi changed directions and crawled towards Woohyun, instead.

"Oh? Oh, You want me?" Woohyun laughed as he picked her up, "Mm mm sorry Infi. You have to choose a different daddy this time." He carried her back to the center of the room and pointed towards the others. But, Infi only wanted to stay put and looked at him pitifully.

Woohyun tried to nudge her in Myungsoo's direction, "How about that daddy over there? He's cute!"

"That daddy's not it.." Infi frowned.

Reading her mind, Woohyun pointed to Yeol, "What about this daddy? He's crazy! You like crazy people," but Infi didn't budge

"Oooorr Dongwoo. He's crazy, too."

"I can't choose you? Where's Daddy Gyu, then?" Infi finally decided to crawl away, only to notice that Gyu was nowhere to be found (hiding behind a door, "I know what you're thinking you little twerp. I'm off the market too.")

"Hmm.." she turned around and scanned her options, "They won't stop calling me until I choose one of them. I think... Daddy Hoya sounds nice. He's warm.." Infi crawled in Hoya's direction.

"Wow! She's going for Hoya!" Yeol blurted out.

"What? Me? Why me!?" Hoya freaked out. 

Dongwoo gasped, "Are you really coming to us?" He asked excitedly and leaned forward - his face in front of Infi, "Really?" As happy as Dongwoo was he knew that Hoya was terrified of winning, so he made pig noises - a subtle way of "accidentally" scaring her. He thought that if he distracted Infi, she'd stop and change directions.

She did stop, the pig noises worked. She stared at Dongwoo like he was some sort of alien, "what the hell was that?" and crawled backwards.

"Dongwoo, you scared her!" Jong scolded him.

"Oh did I? Whoops!" He laughed.

"Right then..." Infi turned around and crawled right into Yeol's lap without a second thought about it.

"Holy crap!" Yeol exclaimed in shock.

"Waa! Yeol, we won! We won!" Myungsoo jumped up and pulled Infi into his chest, "We really won!"

"What's going on?" Infi question, "Why did this daddy hug me?"

"This week's competition goes to Sungyeol and Myungsoo! Congratulations! Sungyeol is also the winner of the most individually won points!"

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@.@ Ok, I think I overwhelmed myself with this one. haha

There are some parts that don't specify whose talking, but you can use the hints to figure it out. Otherwise, it doesn't matter. They're all throwing out words from time to time.

See you next week.