"My turn! I need my turn!" Woohyun triumphantly shouted as he stole Infi from Gyu, "Infi wants daddy to hold her now, right?" They'd just entered The Forest Friend's section, hence keeping with the pattern - time to change Infi's . He insisted. Infi giggled, but that didn't necessarily translate to a 'yes.' In this section, the boys excitedly introduced her to a panda bear, grizzly bears, okapis, sloths, tapirs, wombats, different breeds of fox, squirrels and birds, deer, and wolves. 

Grizzly bears:

"Grrrr. They're so big and grumpy~" Woohyun playfully snarled - showing off his cute crooked teeth, "I'm an old man who doesn't like anyone, so I'm going to live in my cave all alone and growl at everyone."

"You know how stereotypical and inaccurate that sounds?" Jong scoffed.

"Sounds like Gyu," Yeol deadpanned. 

*smack*

"Umm guys.." Woohyun's muffled voice distracted Gyu from pummeling Yeol.

"Yeah?"

"..Nmmhh.." It seems Infi agrees with Inspirits affection towards Woohyun's snaggle-toothed cuteness...as she'd reached her little fingers into his mouth to get a closer look.

"Whoah, Infi! You don't know what germs are in there!" Jong protested - helping Woohyutn detach the baby from his mouth.

Pandas:

"Panda panda panda panda!" Myungsoo cheered.

"Somebody loves pandas?" Gyu smiled at the younger - taking a video of the cutie.

"Yeol, take a picture of me with the panda!" Myungsoo eagerly gave his camera to his trusted boyfriend.

Beside him, Hoya and Dongwoo took a video of their own - making funny faces at each other - as a ploy.

 Unbeknownst to Myungsoo, "1..2..Go!" Dongwoo quickly shouted before Yadong attacked him - photobombing his "selca." 

Honestly, Yeol knew Myungsoo'd insist on a selca with the panda, so instead, he'd schemed with Yadong to scare the out of his unexpecting cutie. And, record it all. Incidentally, they scared the panda too. ..And Infi...

Infi cried and thrashed at the unexpected ruckus, "What? What's that? I'm scared!"

Instinctively, Woohyun hugged her tighter, "Ya! Why did you do that? Infi's crying now!"

"Oh.. sorry!" Everyone ran over to apologize to her..Still, the video was worth it. Even if Myungsoo withheld for awhile...

"Where's Hammy?" Dongwoo pulled Infi's favorite stuffed animal out of her diaper bag, "Don't cry Infi~We're sowwy," he mimicked Hammy's voice as he gave him to her.

Squirrels:

"Gyu hyung, show Infi your hamster impression!" Myungsoo insisted.

She was still a bit spooked from earlier. Maybe Gyu's hamster-ness was enough to cheer her up.

"Yeah hyung, shove some nuts in your mouth!" Woohyun suggestively encouraged - taking a step back afterward so that only Dongwoo noticed him pointing towards his own crotch.

"Ya! Shut up you two!" Gyu snapped back, "hamsters aren't squirrels!"

"Ha! Tell that to JTBC," Hoya scoffed - recalling the melon incident.

... All the same, Gyu cutely pretended that he was snacking on a fruit for Infi's amusement.

Foxes: 

"Wa wa~ Infi really likes the foxes!" Yeol squeed as Infi wiggled out of Woohyun's grip and down his leg - to crawl closer to the fence, "Puppies?" she thought.

"Infi, come back" Woohyun whined, "Don't crawl away from daddy!" 

"Hyung, I think she wants some independence," Hoya smirked - holding Woohyun back.

"But, she's too young for independence!" his hyung protested.

Meanwhile, Jong and Myungsoo sat down next to her and helped her stand up - to see the animals better. 

"Look at the bright orange one!" Jong gasped.

"Wa, that one's got a cool marking on his face!" Myungsoo steadied his camera. 

Sloths: 

Woohyun was forced (by Gyu) to let Infi crawl to the next location. But, he stayed ready at her side with his arms stretch out if ever she wanted up again. 

"Ya! Ya! Sungyeol brush the pathway! There are rocks everywhere!" He anxiously insisted - as the stone path was covered in dirt, some broken branches, and the occasional bug. "Infi, are you sure you don't want daddy? It's safe and warm up here~."

"Haha, he's having a panic attack," Myungsoo laughed despite feeling a bit uneasy himself - yet still eagerly snapping away with his camera.

"This is the only way he'll learn," Gyu shook his head - as Hoya and Dongwoo ran ahead of the others to mark the finish line, "Come here baby! Our Sloth friends are waiting for you!~"

"Uhwa!!" Dongwoo exclaimed as Infi crawled right up to Hoya's arms and hugged him - babbling happily.

"Uh ...what..?" Hoya froze in place - unsure what to do. In his head, he rationed, "I wasn't expecting you to actually come to me...Why? Why did I do this, again?"

*snickers* Woohyun and Dongwoo exchanged glances, "Not yet.."

"Woohoo!" Jong congratulated, "You're faster than our sloth friends, Infi!"

After a couple minutes Hoya still hadn't rebooted, so Woohyun picked her back up. "Come here sweetie, I think you broke him," he smiled, "But that's ok. This daddy still works perfectly~!" To which Infi pouted, "But I want that daddy..."

"Aww it's ok," Dongwoo ruffled her hair, "That daddy's shy, but he'll play with you later. We promise."

Wolves:

Hoya stared off into the distance, confused, "Where am I? Who am I? Those are wolves." He'd regained autopilot, but not much else.

"Should we take him to a doctor?"

"More like a psychiatrist..."  Myungsoo knocked him on the head lightly.

Gyu checked his phone before offering his own suggestion, "I see a rest area up ahead. Let's rest until Ho-bot's finished updating his software."

"Yeah, that sounds good," Woohyun agreed before lifting Infi to sniff her , "Diapey change time~! You know Infi, in the dog world sniffing butts is a greeting."

*****

*Ding ding* The zookeeper rang a bell - notifying all guests that they're crossing over into the Feline Friend's exhibit, "From here on out the tour will be held by car. Please stay close to your family members, and do not open the car doors at any point until you exit out of the other side," she instructed.

"Ok, so this guide," Gyu pulled out his map, "says we have to sign up for a personal tour through this section. We're not allowed in without a driver." It's too dangerous, otherwise. Yes, several of the earlier animals were dangerous too, but the walkway was above their habitats. From here on out it's a flat - eye-to-eye experience. As the animals have free range over the territory. 

Myungsoo propped his head onto Gyu's shoulder and pouted, "But hyung, look at the line. It's so long--."

"No it's not, "Jong called out - waving towards them - 10 feet away next to a guide car, "I called ahead and reserved one."

"hn," Gyu smirked, "Good ole' maknae. Always thinking ahead." he approved.

"Great job Jongie!" Yeol ran towards the car.

"Wait, do we need a car seat?" Gyu asked as they approached the driver. But no one listened - running right past him instead "..Alright, let's pretend I didn't ask that.."

"Are you ready Infi? We're going on a little ride~" Woohyun tickled her nose - causing her to sneeze, before laughing.

Just then, Dongwoo nudged him with his elbow, "Let's put her in Hoya's lap."

"But..but she's mine~ I haven't had her long enough..." Woohyun pouted.

"Just do it!" his hyung insisted.

"..Fine..bye bye baby.." Woohyun groaned before getting into the car and reaching over to set Infi on Hoya's legs.

"Wh-what? Hyung?" Hoya stuttered, "Why are you? Ta--take her back. Now!"

"Nope. It's your turn. My baby duties are over.."

"Jong! Jong?" Hoya shouted, "You haven't had a turn yet either! Here!" he attempted to pass her off.

"Nah, I'm good, "Jong didn't even look up.

"..Please.."

Dongwoo rubbed his shoulder, "It's ok..it's ok baby." He'd add, "she doesn't bite," but..well..she does.

*****

Yeol, Woohyun and Jong sat in the back. Myungsoo sat up front - near the driver - for the perfect camera view. Hoya sat directly behind him. Dongwoo next to Hoya. Gyu on the other side. 

"Is everyone strapped in? Alright before we go I need to lay out some ground rules," the driver announced, "First off, please remember that we are guests in our feline friends' homes. Now, raise your hands and repeat after me. I will keep my hands and feet inside the jeep at all times. I will not taunt my friends. I will not bring and/or eat food on the tour, and I will respect everyone around me without incident. The boys obeyed - each repeating their instructions in perfect unison. 

"But, what about Infi? What if she gets fussy?" Yeol whispered in Myungsoo's ear.

"I don't know. What do you think we should do?" Myungsoo shrugged.. hopefully, they'd complete the tour without a problem. 

The first few stops were for smaller special like bobcats, ocelots, caracals, lynx, sand cats and more. "Look Infi, he's over there!" Yeol pointed out a lynx, "He's really cool, right?"

"Yeah, Hoya look, he's cool!" Gyu snickered.

"Ah..yeah.." Hoya barely mustered out. He hadn't taken his eyes off of Infi for even a single second. Too frightened that she'd either fall out of his lap or spontaneously self-combust. She certainly wiggled around enough - giggling and trying to crawl out the window. Dongwoo had to keep one arm around Hoya's shoulders and one hand on her to keep them both still.

Approximately 10 minutes later, "Yes! I can see lions up ahead!" Myungsoo jumped up - remembering a second too late that they're not allowed to stand up, "Ah I'm sorry!" He fixed his seatbelt.

"Whoah, lions!" Woohyun leaned forward, "I see them too! Infi, there are lions over there!" He pointed towards them.

Gyu, someone who wasn't excited, however, swallowed hard, "Dongwoo..make sure you have a strong hold on her..."

"Ne~," Dongwoo nervously hummed, "I do. I do. Hoya, on the other hand.." he joked.

"I'm not scared!" Hoya quickly protested.

"No..you're more afraid of a little baby than a deadly predator twice your size," Dongwoo nuzzled Hoya's forehead with his nose, "You're too cute."

Hoya blushed, "Don't say that..."

"Ugh save it for later, you two..." Yeol groaned.

"Who the s talking?" Jong smacked him, "You and Myungsoo are ten times worse!"

*blink blink* "He's right you know," Myungsoo turned around to bluntly admit - then swiftly left the conversation as stealthily as he'd joined. Back to taking pictures.

The driver slowly drove the jeep closer towards the lions as they lounged around a half-eaten wildebeest, "Right now Levi and his pride are relaxing after a successful hunt, so we can get a little close, but no loud or sudden noises, please."

"Yes, sir," they obeyed.

But... "Maybe we shouldn't do this with a baby.." Gyu quietly piped up seconds later.

"That's..a valid point.." Woohyun coughed, "Let's stay over here.."

The driver regretfully nodded his head. He'd forgotten about her, "We'll stay a safe distance then."

"Ya, Hoya you're missing them," Dongwoo shook him, "Just for a second, look up. She'll still be there when you look back."

 "Ah.." Hoya groaned, admitting that Dongwooo was right and peered outwards, "Wow.. they're really... they're sleeping." He unenthusiastically stated.

"Pfft. Yeah, Hoya, they're sleeping. Have you finally wake up?" Woohyun laughed.

"Ya! You-- you take her back and fight with her!" Hoya tried passing Infi back to him. Tired of everyone's taunts. It was exhausting caring for an infant. Why'd everyone else make it look so easy?

"Nope!" Woohyun held his arms up in refusal," She's your daughter now."

He griped before getting an idea. He sent Dongwoo the most pathetic expression he could muster - shoving Infi in his direction. 

"Jeez Hobaby, it's like you don't even like her," Dongwoo sent him a playful knowing look.

"I--I do..like her.."

"Mmmm, I know you do..." Hos hyung didn't say anything else, but deep down Hoya knew he wanted to add something like, "You're in this too. Start actively participating."

"Yeah..ok.." he gave up and placed Infi back in his lap, defeated. Back to managing a hyperactive infant that could freak out at the drop of a hat or just up and die at any given second. 

Tigers:

"Ah, we've arrived at Hoya's parent's house!" Yeol announced.

"Infiremember that photo I showed you?" Dongwoo asked her, "The one of Daddy Hoya in tiger pajamas? Right? We're at the your grandparent's house now."

"Really? Her grandparents?" Hoya chuckled.

"Yeah, see they're just as shy as you, too!" Myungsoo pointed out - as one of the tigers deliberately stood up and walked deep into his cave.

"Ah..I see" Hoya sneered.

Infi stared up at him, as Dongwoo poked her cheek, "Don't they look the same?" he asked. "They're so manly huh? Pretty, too. Check out that one swimming in the lake! Daddy Hoya loves swimming too. What if daddy teaches you how to swim? You love the water." 

"Swimming? Water? Shouldn't that be Myungyeol's division?" Hoya complained.

"No, we can teach Infi how to swim, too. We'll have to give her a bath later tonight anyways," Dongwoo reasoned.

"A bath!?" Hoya panicked.

"Hoya, she's dirty. Look at her clothes, and she still got food under her chin..." Dongwoo pointed out.

"Ah.. we-we can wipe that off with a wetnap."

"Nu uh, i'm not letting Infi sleep when she's so dirty!" Dongwoo settled the argument like that.

"Ah..ah," Hoya realized the futility. 

"..."

Cheetahs, jaguars and three separate species of leopards came after the tiger exhibit. Hoya couldn't care less, however. He was stuck on plotting how to get out of bath duty.

"Ya! It's Woohyun hyung's fault she's so dirty!" He randomly spouted out next to the Sunda Clouded Leopards.

"Umm, yeah.. tech..technically it's Sunggyu hyung's fault for insisting she crawl.." Dongwoo cocked his eyebrow at him, "Your point though?" He wasn't about to let Hoya squirm his way out of this, "She's our baby tonight, not theirs."

"...Yeah.." Hoya hung his head in shame.

"Sheesh Ho, you must really be desperate..." Woohyun honestly felt bad for him. The driver did too. He was raising four girls himself, but he wasn't on about giving parenting advice to strangers.

Inevitably the ride came to an end, as the driver thanked his passengers for following the rules, and hoped they'd enjoyed their experience. Of course, they did and Myungsoo had an entire memory card to prove it. And, solid proof of Hoya's baby anxiety, too...

*****

"Babies!!" Dongwoo screamed the second he saw the sign marking the petting zoo entrance - running inside to glomp a baby llama, "I love you!" Shocking the poor animal. Woohyun joined him seconds later, picking up a guinea pig and hugging it close.

Gyu on the other hand casually walked over to the petting zoo's introduction podium and pulled out a brochure, "It's really big. The tour guide made it sound like a small venue, but it's big enough to accommodate a whole children's birthday party," hence an actually 20-kid-party on the opposite side of the pen.

"Wow," Yeol gaped, "I see lizards!" 

"Lizards?" Myungsoo snatched the brochure out of Gyu's hands, "It says that they have bunnies, ducks, pigs, llamas, goats, deer, ponies, guinea pigs, ferrets, lizards, chickens, and all sorts of other small exotic animals." He excitedly jumped up and down before spotting an adorable pony, "Yeol, let's go inside! Now!" 

"Myungsoo, petting zoos are for kids..." Jong sardonically noted, while hypocritically wishing he'd beat him to it.

"He is a kid Jongie, and so are you," Gyu responded, "So stop pretending that you're 'over it' and run in there already." Your fidgeting is too obvious, Jong.

"No.." Jong instantly rebutted but gave in regardless, "Dammit... Myungsoo catch that bunny for me!" He took off into the pen.

"Ha," Gyu scoffed, "Kids.." He nonchalantly checked his phone one last time, "Then again, I'm not an adult either," and headed inside to greet a bouncy little pig.

"Hoya, are you coming?" Gyu looked back - realizing that Hoya was still standing outside with Infi. "Come over here. I'll introduce her to Miss Piggy," he offered.

"Ah.. yeah.." Hoya lifted Infi on his hip and cautiously walked around an energetic deer - hopping around, "Be--be a good boy.." he pleaded.

Sitting down next to Gyu, Hoya set Infi on the hay-covered ground, "Infi, meet Miss Piggy. Hello, Miss Piggy," he tried as Gyu held the pig in place.

Infi sat for a moment then pulled herself up onto all fours and reached for the pig's snout - causing it to snort, "oink" - and spook herself. "Waa No!" She took her hand back and swiftly crawled back towards Hoya.

"Ah.. no? No pigs?" Hoya chuckled.

"Maybe.." Gyu looked around. Instead, grabbing a guinea pig, "What about this little guy?" he asked her.

Infi peeked out from behind Hoya's jacket just enough to peer at it, shook her head, "No!" and hid back inside.

"Nope," Hoya re-affirmed, "Try again."

Gyu sighed, "Ok... How about.." He got up and returned with a bunny, "Girls love bunnies!"

This time Infi didn't dis-like the little creature, but still refused to leave the comfort of Hoya's jacket. Gyu had to bring the bunny to her, as she gently played with it's ears, "you're soft.." she babbled.

Later, mid-way through snuggling a goat and kissing a duck, Dongwoo abruptly gasped - noticing a sign nailed to the pen. "Woohyun, Woohyun, Woohyun, look!" He pulled him closer, "Over there! See that?"

"Wha?" Woohyun fell over, "See what?"

"The sign that says 'Special Limited Meet and Greet'!" Dongwoo smacked him a bit too hard on the shoulder.

"Ya!.." Woohyun rubbed his arm, "I see it...What about it?"

"It has a picture of a baby tiger on it!"

"Whoah, you're right!" Woohyun smiled, "We can pet a baby tiger!"

"No! That's it!" Dongwoo cheered, "That's where we're abandoning Hoya!"

Woohyun's wicked eyes sparkled, "That's where..." Quickly, sneaking over to alert the others of their daring deed.

++++++++++

Ok, looks like a 3-Parter then. haha Whoops! 

Needs more Woogyu, but their relationship isn't quite there yet.