Get away from my human, stupid Chanyeol.

[chansoo / sesoo / cat!sehun pov / 812 words] 

“Don’t do that, he won’t let you.”

“Nah, I’m sure it’s fine. Sehunnie and I are getting closer, aren’t we, Sehunn- OW!”

“See, told you so.”

Hello, my name is Sehun. I am the cat of this house. The idiot whom I just scratched is named Chnayeol. As you can tell, I do not have much patience for him. He is my human Kyungsoo’s ‘boyfriend’ but I am not going to accept that. Why? Because he is too tall, too noisy, too happy, too oafish, and simply not worthy of Kyungsoo. He is the complete opposite of my dear human, who is gentle, calm and sensible. I can see that he is trying to appease to me but he is doing a horrible job. He seems to think that I enjoy tight hugs and being cooed at. For goodness sake, I am a cat, not a stupid dog. Doesn’t he have a brain? Honestly, if I don’t have to constantly defend my claim over Kyungsoo, I would gladly keep away from this towering idiot.

“Ow, he scratched me...”

“I told you he won’t let you hold him yet...Let me see your arm.”

Now he’s pouting. Great. Kyungsoo should just leave him be but it seems like my human has a soft spot for this fool. Truly, I dislike Chanyeol. He is the enemy. He’s trying to occupy all of Kyungsoo’s time and take my human away from me. Just look at him, demanding all of Kyungsoo’s attention just because he cannot take a little pain. I didn’t even scratch that hard, just enough to make him bleed a little. But he’s a big human, I’m sure he has enough blood to spare. I didn’t mind him so much before but recently he has half moved in. His scent is everywhere, especially all over the bed. That was my favourite nap spot but now he has ruined the whole thing. If he thinks he can just waltz into my house and take over, then he is gravely mistaken.

“Sorry, Chanyeol. Sehun’s been pretty moody lately. I wonder what’s gotten into him.”

“Maybe he is still not used to me being around more often now?”

Well, listen to that. Maybe this idiot has a brain after all. That’s right, you stupid grinning giant, get out of my house and leave me and Kyungsoo alone! No matter how many cans of tuna you buy for me, I will always eat them but I will not change my mind! I am far from surrendering this battle and I am not willing to settle peacefully. I will not hand over Kyungsoo to you so easily, even though he is already covered in your scent... Damn it. Why are you always so effective at marking my human? I need to work harder.

“Sehun, hehe, stop rubbing yourself on me, it tickles. Hehehe. What has gotten into you? ”

“Aw, I wish Sehun would be this close with me. Do you think he’ll like it if I scratch his belly?”

No. Get away from me, stupid Chanyeol. Get your dirty hands away from my beautiful fur. I will not succumb to the temptation of your wonderful belly rub again!

“Ah, he hissed at you.”

“Come on, Sehun, let me scratch your belly.”

Do you want to bleed more, foolish human? How dare you attempt to pacify me with a belly rub? Do you really think it will work every time? I am Sehun, the cat of the house and you’re just a lowly human I do not approve of. Get your finge- grr no, don’t touch my belly, no, wait, haaah... Damn you... kuu... that feels good... kuu...

“Oh... He’s purring.”

“See, we can be good buddies. Isn’t that right Sehun? Good boy, does that feel good? You’re such a good boy, Sehunnie.”

Oh shut up, you idiot. Don’t ruin this for yourself. Kuu... I suppose I can tolerate him for another day... But don’t you dare think I’ve accepted you, stupid Chanyeol! This does not change the fact that you are trying to monopolize my human and I will never give Kyungsoo to you. I am simply being benevolent and letting you stay in my house as a human slave, okay? So you better be thankful. Now scratch more to the left. Purr...

FIN.

gif cr: ducky chen