“Yah Kim Taeyeon! You’re no fair! Give it back!” Tiffany was fuming.

“I told you stop watching Cupcake Wars! Just order food I’m starving!”

“Why don’t you do it yourself?! We had rules! Stop breaking them!”

Rules to have a peaceful life:

1. Only Tiffany’s room can be painted pink. The rest of the apartment remains the same. Only a FEW pink stuff can be added for “beautification” ---àaccording to Hwang Miyoung.

My apartment is already nice as it is. --àaccording to Kim Taeyeon.

2. Every after one hour the dominance for the TV’s  remote changes alternatively.
3. Tiffany isn’t allowed to cook nor attempt to cook without the supervision of Taeyeon. She will be barred from the kitchen. Except from the refrigerator.
4. Kim Taeyeon will share every single ice cream she has to Tiffany.
5. Whenever Tiffany gets off from work and Taeyeon will not be fetching her, she must bring vanilla caramel at home.
6. Saturdays will be Tiffany’s day to be pampered. Everything that she says will be obeyed by Taeyeon.
7. Sundays will be Taeyeon’s day to get back at Tiffany. These days will be the days wherein Taeyeon will be served by the servant Hwang Miyoung.

“Yah! What is this all about me being your servant?!”

“You get to be served on Saturday so the next day should be my turn! I’m only being fair here!”

“Fine.” Tiffany rolled her eyes.

They have been arguing for a while and have been coming up with the rules that they must follow while living together and pretending to be a couple. They agreed to the idea that rules must be established to remind themselves of the things they must do in order to maintain being a “happy couple” and in order to avoid suspicion from other people regarding their real status. They also need rules to live together harmoniously and avoid constant bickering.

“Okay now moving on..”              

8. The “couple” act ends the moment both are inside this room.
9. As much as possible, whenever in public, skinship must be avoided. It can only be done if the situation calls for it.

“Hey we’ve been friends for a while now. Skinship was natural back then.”

“Back then. When we were still “just friends”. You know the amount of skinship with couples. It’s of a higher level than what we usually do.”

“Oh. Yeah right. Right. I didn’t think about it.”

“Why are you so good about this eh?” Taeyeon inquired.

“Because I’ve had my share of pretending to be just friends in public when in actual reality, we were a couple” Tiffany added confidently. Letting the shorter girl know that she’s pretty sure of what she’s doing.

“Ohhh.” Taeyeon can only curve into an “O”.

10. NO KISSING. As much as possible, as long as anyone can avoid the situation, NO lip contact. The “couple” act must be handled in public carefully and professionally as much as possible.
11. GOLDEN RULE.

KIM TAEYEON, DO NOT EVER FALL FOR HWANG MIYOUNG.

HWANG MIYOUNG, DO NOT EVER FALL FOR KIM TAEYEON.

“Is the last rule really necessary? We’re both pretty sure we won’t fall for each other. We both know how and what we stand for each other.” Taeyeon once again asked Tiffany’s set of rules.

“I know. Just making sure so that nothing would get in the way. Everything would turn out just fine.” Tiffany gave a reassuring smile.

“If you say so.” Taeyeon could only give a nod.

“Now I’m starting to regret having those rules.” Taeyeon let out a defeated sigh.

“It’s Saturday today Kim Taeyeon. S.E.R.V.E. M.E.” Tiffany let out a victorious smile.

“I can’t believe this. I’m being a servant in my OWN house.” Taeyeon protested before taking her off the couch and went to the phone to order food.

“What would my highness like to eat?” Taeyeon added while slightly bowing like servants would act in front of their royal highness.

“Suits you Taetae!” Tiffany was enjoying the sight. The annoyed Taeyeon is such a good sight for her.

“Pizza please my servant. And later this afternoon you accompany me, we go shopping. The refrigerator is running empty.”