"Chogiwa danbeone nekkyo, neol hanibe chijeucheoreom jibeoneoheulteda. What the hell was he thinking when he wrote this piece of lyric?" Luhan asked as he washed his face in the bathroom. "Who was thinking what?" Chen asked as he popped his head through the open bathroom door. "The one who wrote these lyrics? It literally translates to I'll take you in one mouthful, like cheese. What is that suppose to mean!?" "I don't know. Maybe he was hungry and craving cheese, but only wanted a piece that he could eat in exactly one bite?" Chen explained as he made his way inside the bathroom and sat on the toilet. "...Well, yeah that kind of makes sense...in a way." he agreed, a bit hesitantly before grabbing a towel and drying his face. "It absolutely, 100% does not make sense." Jongin yelled from the bedroom as he layed on the bed waiting for the clock to strike 9. Yes, he was eagerly waiting for the ninth hour of the morning to go and wake Chanyeol up. For once, him and the others were being considerate of Chanyeol. They knew he had that date yesterday so they wanted him to sleep in a little today before actually busting into his room and asking him all sorts of questions. "I'm with you on this one Jongin. When you say a mouthful of cheese it sounds more like you're eating spray cheese. Something that's already melted...you know." Kris said as he watched the news on Luhan's laptop. "Does this person actually know how many calories spray cheese has?" Luhan asked with a horrified expression as him and Chen walked out of the bathroom. "Like, I would kill to eat spray cheese without getting fat, but someone has to take care of this lil bootie right here." "Oh please Luhan. You wouldn't even get fat if you ate all the fat in world. And that's alot." Jongin said knowing how Luhan has always been stick thin. 

"Why you gotta be hatin on my fast metabolism, mate? Stop being so jealous and prejudice. Just because you have the thighs of a female pro wrestler and I don't doesn't mean that stick like legs aren't as beautiful as yours." Luhan said as he sat next to Kris and crossed his petite legs. "I'm pretty sure you meant chicken legs. Why are you so white?" "Sehun likes white. He says that my legs look whiter than when I have socks on. Isn't that romantic?" "To die for. No seriously kill me. I would rather die than hear you talk about how white your chicken legs look." "Like, guys. Can we have chicken for breakfast?" "Didn't you already eat breakfast Yixing?" Jongin asked as he rolled his eyes at the other male. "Well yeah, but don't you guys eat second breakfast?" How this boy has kept his figure all these years surprises me. He ate almost all day and even woke up during the night...but that might also have been the munchies kicking in.

"Yah, yah, yah stop talking on food. Let's do something fun instead before I get hungry and eat someone." Luhan used to turn a bit violent when he was hungry, so they didn't want to risk it. "Okay fine. Calm your chicken hormones." After rolling his eyes at Jongin he began and said, "Listen to these words and tell me what you guys think they are." A couple of hmm's and nods were thrown his way and he started reading. "Yixing, you're a nurdle." Luhan said with a snicker as he looked at the lost expression the latter had. "What's a nurdle?" Jongin said as he sat up on the bed. "Is that like a nerd noodle?" "Okay new question! What is a nerd noodle?!" This was freaking Chen out. Why was there a type of noodle named after a nerd?! "I'm pretty sure that a nerd noodle isn't a thing. I would know if it was. I used to work in a noodle shop." Kris laughed over his glasses. "A nurdle is a tiny dab of tooth paste."Luhan explained as he looked at his phone. "So in other words Yixing is tooth paste?" "I wish I was. Toothpaste makes a great side dish." Everyone stared at Yixing speechless as the latter stared back not knowing what he had said wrong. "Are you smoking weed again!?" "No I swear!" "You little er! I'm going to beat the out of you!" Jongin yelled as he slowly got off the bed and was about to start chasing Yixing around the room.

"You guys are being so noisy, this early in the morning agai-" Chanyeol said as he opened the door to the room. He didn't even get to finish his sentence when all the males inside the room screamed out his name and pulled him inside, closing the door shut behind him. "Tell us everything!" Jongin yelled first as they surrounded him from each side. "Don't leave anything out!" Kris said next nodding frantically at the latter. "The is gone! That's good news right?!" Luhan screamed after digging his hand inside Chanyeol's back pocket. "W-what ? I didn't have any condoms...and I changed my pants this morning." Chanyeol said in confusion as he looked at the males with widened eyes. "Wait...so you guys didn't like bunnies in heat?" Luhan asked again in disappointment. "No! It was our first date, Luhan..." "Well I'm certainly disappointed in you son." 

"Shut up Luhan! I agree with his decisions! Besides we already agreed yesterday before he left that he was not going to have ." "Yeah! I know what you decided! That was your decision though, not Chanyeol's!" It had started. World war 3 or as Chanyeol liked to call it, Luhan and Jongin's billionth argument. He made his way out of the circle surrounding him and sat on the bed in irritation. "Can you guys not fight. For one day!" he yelled at them seeing how after ten minutes the both were still arguing on when Chanyeol should start having with Baekhyun. "But he-" "Nannnaaaannnaaaa." "Do you se-" "Naaaalalallalaal." Luhan mimed Jongin as the latter got even more furious. "Luhan! Stop and Jongin you too!" He scolded the both as they seemed to quiet down and look downwards in embarassment. 

"I have some important things that I have to talk with you all about and you arguing every five seconds isn't helping me in any of my problems either" "Problems?" Yixing asked finally waking up from his fifteen minute nap he suddenly decided to take in the corner of the room. "Yes! Problems! It's like Yixing here is the only person who is willing to sit down and hear what another person has to say without trying to carve out the other person's eye in the first five seconds. You two are always arguing! Kris is always...doing whatever he does." "I read the news and eavesdrop on every conversation I hear....mostly evesdropping though." Kris explained earning a glare from everyone. "And Chen...I don't even know where Chen disappears off to half of the time. At least if I look in some bushes I'm always able to find Yixing lying around." "I-I didn't know you felt that way."Jongin said with a stutter. He felt bad for making his bestfriend feel alone. He knew he was right though. Jongin was so occupied with Kyungsoo now adays that he didn't even have time to think about how Chanyeol was feeling. So were all the other males and in other words they had all abandoned Chanyeol.

"...We're sorry Chanyeol." Luhan apologized as he sat next to him on the bed and formed a pout on his face. "Yeah. We didn't mean to abandon you to spend time with our hot boyfriends." Chen said not thinking it through. Luhan gave him a stern look and the latter realized what he had just said, hiding behind Kris. "Yes, we're sorry Chanyeol." Kris said joining in whilst Yixing nodded behind them. "You guys don't have to be sorry for getting boyfriends and being happy I'm just...I need someone to talk to aswell. I'm just happy to find all of you here right now." "We too brothaaaa." Luhan said as he jumped on Chanyeol pinning him on the bed with a hug. This followed with a total of another four heavy bodies jumping on the bed, trying to get in on the hug. "Oh my god not a group hug again." "Shut up, you like it too." 

"So tell us. What did happen yesterday?" "I messed up big time. When I got there he had obviously been waiting for me for a very long time."Chanyeol said as he held his head in embarassment. "How do you know?" Kris with a hand on his chin while he tapped on his face with his index finger. "When I grabbed his hands they were freezing!" "Hey, well at least you got to hold his hand. That's one point in. You even shared your warmth with him and warmth usually makes a person feel happy and content so I guess you had a bonus there. What else?" Kris asked, analyizing what the latter was telling them. "Then I was hit on by the ticket seller and Baekhyun almost shredded her to pieces." "Nice! A bit of jealousy is healthy in a relatioship. You know he cares about you! Looks like you have three points already." "We're counting them?! How many points does he have to have to know if his date went well or not?" Chen asked as he started fumbling with his fingers trying to count the points Chanyeol had earned so far. "Like, ten...or whatever. What happened next?" "Then we went into the theatre, which was full of old people. The movie was and a couple was doing inappropriate things next to us." "Oh...I guess you don't get any points for that..." "He got in a fight with the same couple..." "...I think we're gonna have to deduct points now." Luhan said as he stared at Chanyeol with a poker face. "Baekhyun likes to fight a bit doesn't he? You might want to buy a mouth restrainer before the both of you move in together." Jongin joked as Chanyeol chuckled back. "Oh you don't have to buy one. I can just give you one of mine as a gift and you can use that." "We dont even want to know why you have a mouth restrainer, Luhan." Jongin said looking at the other a bit in disgust. "Actually, I would like to know why he has one. Do you use it on your dog, Luhan?" Yixing asked unaware of what Luhan uses it for. He can be so innocent sometimes. "Believe me Yixing. You don't want to know....but wait. Thinking about it now, yes he probably does use it on his dog." "Shut up, bucket." "You shut up, horse er." "Not again!" Chanyeol yelled in a high pitched voice. "Just because me and Siwon ed once does not mean I am a horse er!!" "OH MY GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!" 

That really loud omg worked as everyone was staring at Chanyeol, a bit taken aback. "W-what else happened." Luhan asked in a bit of hesitation. "We played hide and seek in the rain and he..."Chanyeol stopped, contemplating if he should actually tell them that Baekhyun had said that he loved him as more than a friend. "...He?" The boys all asked in unision, some thinking one thing and the others thinking about other stuff. "Well..." "Tell us!" Chen said in annoyance. "Well he kind of said that he loved me. Like lovers, love each other." "AND WE HAVE A WINNERRRR!!! CONGRATULATIONS YOUR DATE WAS A SUCCESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" Kris yelled as he punched the air and the other men jumped around the room in joy. Luhan and Chen bumped into each other and hit their heads together. It was funny watching the two boys on the floor crouching and holding their heads in pain while the others laughed at them. Scratch that it was HILARIOUS!!!

"I am so happy for you Chanyeol. I really am!" Jongin fussed over Chanyeol as a tear apperead from his eyes and he smiled at the latter. "Something else kind of happened....when he said he loved me I...didn't say it back." he whispered to Jongin. The room fell silent. Why was the room silent?! They were all being loud and screaming a minute ago why now of all times did they have to fall silent?! "What the ity ?! You didn't say it back?" Luhan asked unamused. "No...I didn't". "Why? Don't you love him?" "I didn't even want to believe what I was hearing. I wasn't expecting it, not in a million years. So I didn't say it back." "Well, are you going to say it back? Someday?" "Of course! I love Baekhyun aswell and alot. These past few months were...different. When we started talking again I didn't expect it to turn into this...I started having feelings for him when he kissed me that time."  "That time with the-" "Yes that." Chanyeol said cutting Jongin off but still understanding what he had meant to say. "Wait a second...when was what? Didn't you guys kiss when Yixing gave us those spiked chocolates? In the pool like that guy had said." Luhan asked not understanding if this was what Jongin was talking about or not. "Actually...we had kissed before." "WHAT!? WHY WERE WE NOT AWARE OF THIS?!" "...I was embarassed." Chanyeol said as he started chuckling, immediately turning red and hiding his face behind Jongin's shoulder. "Baekhyun even bit himself in excitment and the kiss tasted all bloody."Jongin said revealing Chanyeol's secret. "Yaaa, stop it. I'm shyyy." Chanyeol continued to turn red as he hid further behind the latter's shoulder. "...This is more ed up than the one moutful of cheese thing." Luhan concluded still dumbfounded by what the latter had said.