CHOP CHOP -Sehun

The reasons why I hate you

Baekhyun

"What is taking Baekhyun and Junmyeon so long to get here?" Sehun asked as he looked at his watch. "Maybe they're still getting ready?" Kyungsoo said with a shrug. "I don't know what they're up to but they better hurry up, the girls are getting irritated. Baekhyun that little !" "Stop bad mouthing me behind my back Tao! I'm here already sheesh." "I am not bad mouthing you behind your back just...saying stuff about you when you're not here. YEAH!" "It's the same thing!" "Guys, guys, guys. Now is not the right time to be arguing about stuff like this. These ladies here are waiting for us to leave. Now-" Junmyeon explained being considerate for his female students. "Its cold out here. These girls are almost all wearing short dresses and are probably freezing. Either we leave now or I will leave you behind and take the girls with me. Remember I have the keys for the van." he said as he started walking towards the van, all the girls following behind.  The four boys decided to shut up and walked towards the van aswell, not wanting to be left behind. After everyone was inside Tao closed the door and they were on their way to the party.

"Now remember everyone. Tomorrow morning we won't be having practice." "I thought we do have practice tomorrow." Baekhyun said with a raised eyebrow. "I'll probably have a hang over or something so yeah. Everyone rest alot tomorrow because the day after I'm going to bust your asses off." "Some teacher you are!" Tao said as he clicked his tounge."Shut up China-boy. You'll probably be limping tomorrow anyway, so you should thank me!" "L-limping?" Tao said freezing after hearing those words but he was ignored. Finally at their destination, everyone got out of the van. The guys helped the females get out of the van as almost all of them had high heels. They had a very entertaining trip though with everyone telling stories and Junmyeon yelling at them from the front seat to shut up because he couldn't concentrate whilst threatening to crash the van in a wall and kill them all.

"Where do we get in? I can't see a door." Kyungsoo asked observing the big building that looked more like a place where a serial killer would be hiding more than a place where you would throw a party. "Hmm I think I see one....A garage door?" Tao said squinting his eyes "It looks like a big gymnasium or something." "Nahh. That's too big." Junmyeon argued "Can we just go?!" Baekhyun said freezing his off. Now he understood what Junmyeon was talking about. It was freezing out there. The other ten people glared at Baekhyun for shouting at them and then marched to the big door. All walking side by side as they approached the door, suddenly a spot light lit up. "Does this have like a sensor?" "I think so." Kyungsoo said as they continued walking, the door suddenly opening by it self aswell. "Oh my god that scared me!" he said holding his heart and then continued walking alongside his friends. The eleven people walked in and were very surprised by the amount of people that were already inside. There were too many people inside for it to be for their school's students only. Everyone was looking at them. What were they looking at exactly? "Do I have something on my face?" Kyungsoo asked Sehun and the latter signaled a no with his head. They all shrugged and then parted ways. Maybe it was a bit too much of an entrance, for all of them to enter all at once with that stupid sensor light and that stupid sensor door huh?

Chanyeol

"So those are the famous cheer leaders?" Chanyeol asked. "So there really are male cheer leaders!" Jongin said sounding really surprised "I told you that there are already...Did you guys see someone you like?" Chanyeol asked the others "I can't see anything with these fake glasses." Kris complained "I can't see without my glasses." Jongin complained. "I've seen booty. Nice booty. I'm gonna get her booty." Luhan said with a creepy smile on his face as he scanned the big room for the face he was looking for. "Should we stay together or all split up?" "Laterz." Luhan finally yelled as he saw the person he was looking for. "Jongin? You staying with us right?" "Yeah of course. What about you Chen?" "I prefare staying close to you guys." he said moving a bit closer to Kris who seemed to not mind at all. So now the four of them where staying together.

They started looking around and even though it was boring, the hours quickly rolled by and suddenly it was already 2 am. "I'm gonna go get some more beer. Maybe some shots. You guys want anything?" Jongin asked out of boredom. He thought this would be a great party to go to but apparently everyone else was too busy grinding together to realize that there were 4 single hunky guys, just standing right there. Doing nothing. "Nah we're cool." Chanyeol said as Jongin waved them off and walked to the bar. "I'm going to the bathroom." Kris said to the other two and then left, Chen following after him. Chanyeol was left alone once again with a beer in his hand. "I'm going to the dance foor." Chanyeol finally decided as he clumsily made his way through the people and started 'dancing' in the middle of the crowd.

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Luhan kept walking through the crowd trying to spot the nice booty that he had seen earlier when those eleven y ladies entered. Some of them looked a bit tomboy-ish but he didn't mind. He liked em' though and muscular. He had particularly spotted one of them who was just his type "Where's that y ?" he whispered to himself as he continued walking. "Bingo!" he said once he saw her. The girl with the short hair and nice figure. Don't forget the ! He slowly walked up to the female and grabbed her sweet buns in his hands. Closing his eyes and smiling as he pressed up to her, he inhaled her sweet fragrance and then slowly opened his eyes.

"Eh....did you just grab my ?" Sehun asked staring at the other male with disgust. "What, You....You're a guy?!?!" "Well that's what's written on my birth certificate! Do I look like a girl?!" "Oh my god I just grabbed a boy's ...and I liked it." he said sitting down on a near by stool while looking at the other male in disbelief. "Why does everyone like my ? Is it that appealing?" "VERY! and who grabbed your beside me!?" "None of your business!" He said as he took off into the crowd with Luhan looking at him from behind. "He sure does have a nice ."

'But he isn't a girl.' his conscious replied

"Does it really make a difference if he's a girl or a boy?"

'Yes it does!'

"But I like him."

'Then what are you doing sitting here?! Go get him!' his conscious encouraged

He stood on his feet and hurriedly followed behind the platinum haired male. "W-wait!" "What noooow?" Sehun groaned as he continued walking. "Can I know your name?" "Sehun." Why did Sehun just say his name to the stranger who had just abused him? He had no idea. "S-Sehun. I'm Luhan." "I don't care!" Sehun said with a snort. "Can I have your number?" "What number?" "Your mobile number." "Why?" he felt like playing with the girly guy who was running after him. "So I can text you and maybe we could hang out." "Why would I wanna do that with a ert like you?" "P-ert?" he felt a pang in his heart as he heard that word. He had been called many things by other girls but never was he called a ert before. He did grab his though. "Yes ahjusshi, a ert. You know I'm younger than you, right?"  "Younger? How old are you then?" Luhan asked in surprise. "I'm twenty one." "...We're the same age." Luhan said with a poker face  "Oh...ugh never mind then." "So. Number?" "Did you not hear me say I'm a guy?" "I did but I don't care. Actually I've never went out with a guy before but I...like you." he said from underneath his breath "You what?" "I like you."he whispered again. This was rather embarrassing for Luhan but Sehun didn't care. He wanted to embarrass this guy as much as he could "I can't hear yoooou." "Sheeesh I like you okay." "Hmm. Weird. I've never had a more sudden confession than this before. Even more by a guy." The two of them stayed a bit in silence, standing still in one corner of the room and looking around awkwardly. Sehun couldn't help but take a peek at the other's face. His face didn't look new to him. Maybe he had seen him somewhere before? "Hey umm...did we used to go to the same school?" Sehun asked observing Luhan's face "I don't know. Did we?" Luhan replied with another question. Did he really go to the same school as this perfect and beautiful human being? Why didn't he even notice him before dammit. "Didn't you used to hang out with that tanned pretty boy?" he said copying Tao's words from earlier that day. "You mean Jongin?"  "I don't really know what you guys were called so yeah, perhaps." "They're all here." "H-here? As in at the party?" "Yeah. Me, Chanyeol, Jongin , Kris and Chen." "What?! NO! He can't be here!" "Why not?" Luhan asked again. "Oh . I'm in trouble." "Yah yah! What do you mean?" "Well not really me but Kyungsoo is." "Kyungsoo? You mean the one Jongin had kissed back in senior year?" Luhan said non chalantley. "You don't understand. Kyungsoo didn't want to go to any other party since then. He was too afraid that he'll meet Jongin again and be embarassed to face him." "Why though?" "I don't know, maybe because he kissed a guy in a closed coat room?!" he said with sarcasm "You can't imagine the shock I had when I found them there."Luhan said as he smirked when he remembered the scene. "Search out. You find your friend and I'll find Kyungsoo." He said already leaving the other male behind "But Sehun, what about your number???" he whined as the other turned red with fury. Grabbing Luhan by the collar and drawing him towards his face, noses almost touching each others he said to the other male through gritted teeth. "Find. Your. Damn. Friend. If he meets Kyungsoo first he will have my head and afterwards I will find you and I will have yours." he let go of Luhan and glared at him and then doing the scissor sign with his fingers he said "Chop, chop." and looked down to the other's pants and back up at his face.

Luhan couldn't help but put his hands in front of his crotch as a protection and then watched the other male walking away with wide eyes. He had to find Jongin and fast!

 

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NCFR36 #1
I'm very pleased with the idea of this n I'm definitely eager to read it
naty_kkaebsong
#2
Chapter 58: Baekhyun went so quickly from hating Chanyeol to loving him, huh I knew these two can't hate each other for long >< This was really great, I enjoyed reading it so much! It's just so good, thank you so much for writing *^-^*
Hongbinoffical
#3
Chapter 56: O. These h*** did what!!!??? OMO!!!! CAN I JUST KILL THEM!!!!
Hongbinoffical
#4
Chapter 55: Damn. I need to know the truth about Kyungsoo.
Bad-girl #5
Chapter 2: So cute...I love it but now I don't like baekhyun,he is so unfair.
Edomoxniqueo #6
Chapter 54: ❤️️ No stress darling. Thank you for giving us this gem
Hongbinoffical
#7
Chapter 54: w-wh-what ooh-ohh o-ok well b-bye c-cy-cya hyung ;') T^T
Hongbinoffical
#8
Chapter 52: wow yay new update yeah!!!!
614788 #9
Chapter 50: Thanks for updating