Chapter 51
Always Singing Just For You~
______ read a text message she received from Jaehyo.
-Aww…______-ah, you have more anti-fans than I do :P.-
-Yah, do you want another one? Don’t rub it in. You Meanie. :( -
-We're anti-fan chingus! We belong to the anti-fan havers club! ^^ -
“Haha...what the is an 'anti-fan chingu'? 'Anti-fan Havers Club'? Hahaha...Aigoo.......I have more haters? What is it now?” She sighed.
______ scrolled through her twitter mentions, once again.
-Wow, Yoseob Oppa and APink’s Eunji? They look good together. Much better than @
- Oooh, @helloimys looks like he’s in love with her. I guess @
-Omo, Yoji couple?! EunSeob?! I SHIP! I DEFINTITELY SHIP THEM!-
-Aigoo…is @helloimys cheating on @
-Aish, and I thought @helloimys was innocent. How many girls does this little boy have? @
-You mean @helloimys has FINALLY dumped that @
- we all know that @
-YAH! I wish people would shut the hell up already! @helloimys and @
-I don’t understand why people hate on @helloimys and @
______ rolled her eyes.
“Well, at least I have my supporters.” She said with a smile. “Hmm…I should make a video. No matter how tired I am right now.”
She her camera and pushed the record button and waved at the camera.
"HELLO!!~ Wow, I've been so busy lately." she sighed. "You all know that it's usually Oppa who is busy and I'm bored without him, BUT now I have no free time either! I just HAD to make a video for all my fans who have stuck by me since the beginning! KAMSAHAMNIDA!~”
She went through her list of requested songs.
It was mostly ’Hello to Myself’ by Yenny, ‘Heaven’ by Ailee, Adele songs, and random other song.
She decided on ‘Hello To Myself’ for the fans, and ‘Heaven’ for Yoseob.
‘I haven’t made a videos for Yoseob Oppa in a while. Since I haven’t had time. It’ll be a surprise for him.’
After recording and uploading both videos, she finally went to bed.
The next day she was sitting in the practice room.
______ rolled her eyes, while going through her mentions again
"People are getting ridiculous again." she whispered.
"Jagiya!!!~~~" Yoseob announced. "I'm here!"
She turned to see Yoseob walk into the practice room.
"Oh Oppa..."
Yoseob frowned at her lack of enthusiasm.
"That all?! Where's the excitement?!"
"Oh...Mianhae."
Yoseob sighed and turned to walk back out.
"Aigoo, let's try that again! I want a better response this time!! It better change about 999 Gazillion percent, Arasseo?!"
______ snickered at his cuteness.
"Mwoya..?! Hahaha." she laughed. 'Oppa is so weird.'
He walked out and came back in again.
"JAGIYA!~~ I'm here!!~"
"Eh..."
Yoseob's jaw dropped.
"Yah..."
"Oh...But you said '999 gazillion' percent."
"Aaw WAE?!" he whined like a child. "That was in the wrong direction!! You went into the negatives. Aish! I guess I have to do it ALL OVER AGAIN!~"
He turned to leave again.
Just then, the rest of the members walked in.
"Mwohaneungeoya?" Junhyung asked.
"Oppa is broken." ______ told them. "I think it's his 'rewind' and 'play' buttons. Sit down, Crazy!"
She grabbed his arm and pulled him down next to her.
"But..."
"Yah, you're making me dizzy. I already feel like throwing up."
"Wae?!" Yoseob asked. "Are you sick?"
He touched her forehead.
"I just haven't eaten today."
Yoseob glared at her.
"YAH!! I get scolded by you of I don't eat well!"
"I don't want food."
Junhyung eyed them suspiciously.
"Feeling nauseous and doesn't want food? Hmm...Yang Yoseob, what did you do to her?!"
Yoseob's eyes widened.
"MWOYA?! What do you mean?! NOTHING!"
Junhyung just stared at him.
"______-ah, you're not...are you?"
She blinked at him.
"Not what?" she asked.
Her eyes widened in realization.
"You know..."
"ANIYA!!!" she shouted defensively. "Gosh, Junhyungie Oppa."
"I'm lost." Yoseob said.
"Are you sure?"
"Oppa, do you need a tampon?" she teased Junhyung. "I have a few in my purse."
Junhyung shook his head, frantically.
“Uh…No thanks.”
"Aigoo...we're always careful about that every time."
Doojoon's eyes bulged out.
"MWOYA?!"
She slapped her hand over and blushed like crazy.
She pretty much just confessed they had a life.
"Careful with what?" Hyunseung teased.
"Yah, Yoseob Hyung, are those the thoughts that you were talking about on twitter?!" Dongwoon gasped, dramatically.
"Wait...WHAT?!" Yoseob exclaimed, finally putting it all together. "ANIYA!!"
"tape?" Kikwang shouted. "Omona!!"
Yoseob blushed and glared daggers at him.
"YAH. SHUT UP!"
"WHO?!" Hyunseung shouted.
"It's funny, he NEVER remembers anything from the day before, but he MIRACULOUSLY remembers something from eavesdropping?! You've got issues!!"
"ANIYA!!" ______ shouted. "I'm probably just feeling sick because I read more anti-fan hate comments...on top of not eating. That's it."
Yoseob's expression was serious.
"What is it now?"
"Same as always."
She shrugged it off.
"Is it about mine and Eunji's duet?"
"Ne...but it was the same for your duet with IU Sunbae. It's annoying though."
"I read some mentions like that."
"Someone must have drank too much haterade!" Hyunseung said. "They need to lay off the haterade...hahahaha."
"Mwo?" Kikwang said dumbly. "Don't you mean gatorade?"
"No...I mean haterade. Duh!"
"Let's ignore the two babos." Doojoon said.
"Let's go have lunch." Yoseob told her.
"Ara."
He started to imitate her voice.
"If you don't eat well, Imma kill yoo!!!!!~~~"
______ giggled.
“What the heck was that? Was that supposed to be me?”
“Yes…”
“Awww…you fail…but it was cute.”
Doojoon shook his head.
“See, Yoseobie, she must really love you if she thought THAT was cute.”
Yoseob pouted, and crossed his arms.
“My ______ thinks that everything I do is cute!” he said confidently.
He didn’t notice ______ shaking her head.
She made a huge ‘X’ with her arms.
Kikwang pointed to ______ and started cracking up.
They all gave him a weird look.
“What’s wrong with you?” Junhyung asked.
“______-ah, HAHAHAHA! Look at ______.”
Yoseob looked at her and frowned.
“Aww…WAE?!?!”
“You’re so overly confident with your aegyo.” She sighed. “That’s okay, Oppa, I still love you.”
She grabbed his chin and gave him a peck on the cheek.
“…”
“Mwo…?”
“…”
“Oppa…”
“…”
“How dare you?!?!” he growled. “Yah, how can you say that I’m not cute? I thought you loved me! Do you NOT love me at all?!” Yoseob nagged her.
He pouted even more.
If that was possible.
“Aww…come on, Oppa, I can’t praise you all the time.”
“Yeah…your tiny head might inflate.” Junhyung teased.
“YAH!!”
______ wrapped her arms around his torso and gave him a slight squeeze.
“Oppa!~~~”
He made a face.
“How dare you…and to think I was about to feed you.” He whined.
______ smiled and pinched his cheeks.
“Yah, but I made you a video last night! It was the first one in FOREVER!~ Shouldn’t you cut me some slack for that?”
She hugged his arm and put on a little aegyo performance of her own.
“Eh…”
“Aww…come on!~ The song choice was good, right?~~~”
The corner of his lips curved up in a smile.
“Ne! I guess I can feed you, but…”
The guys were watching quietly, not wanting to get into their couple thing.
“But what?” she asked.
“You have to take it back and tell me that I’m cute!” Yoseob whimpered.
“Okay, fine! You’re the cutest EVER!~’
“Kamsa!~” he squealed. “Okay, KAJA!~”
Yoseob jumped to his feet, pulling her up with him.
As they ate lunch Yoseob kept feeding ______.
He fed her soup and made some lettuce wraps for her.
“Okay, Okay, I need to breathe!!!~” she laughed. “You eat too. You’re getting too skinny.”
She turned his hand around and pushed the lettuce wrap that he made, into his own mouth.
“Are you two married?” Kikwang teased. “I think so. It looks like it.”
“Why ask if you’re going to answer your own question?” Hyunseung asked.
“YAH! He can’t get married before me. I’m the leader, and the eldest!” Doojoon argued. “It’s NOT allowed.”
“Doojoonie Hyung, I’m sure Yoseob Hyung is closer to it though.” Dongwoon said.
“Mhm…you’d kind of need a girlfriend first.”
“Eh…I’ll just borrow ______.” Doojoon sighed.
“Mianhae, Oppa, you’re not my type.” She giggled.
Hearing that, made all of the members crack up.
“Mwo…? Wae?”
“Yoseobie Oppa is the only one that I love. There is no one else.” She said with a smiled.
She hugged Yoseob’s arm.
Yoseob grinned, then stuck out his tongue.
“Kekekekekeke…MEHRONG!~ Leader…FAIL!!~~~~”
“That was DAEBAK!!!~” Junhyung choked, unable to stop laughing.
“Aish…whatever! Let’s change the subject…” Doojoon sulked.
“Awww…poor Oppa.” ______ snickered. “Mianhaeyo.”
"Anyway, ______-ah, where is your new best friend?" Yoseob asked sipping his water.
"Japan." she replied. "Block B has a concert in Japan and when they come back we'll have some tight schedules. Hmph...I'll see you even less than we do now."
Yoseob pouted.
"Yeah, I know. Look on the bright side though, when you get to debut, we'll be closer to our own duet."
______ smiled and nodded.
"YES!! That is something I'll look forward to in the future.”
After eating, they went back to the Cube building.
"Aww Doojoonie Oppa is still sulking."
"Psh, that's what he gets for assuming I'd share you." Yoseob chuckled.
He made faces at the leader.
"I'm going to throw raw meat at your face." Doojoon threatened.
"Go ahead. That won't get you a girlfriend!~" Yoseob teased.
He squirmed around and bounced, excitedly, in his seat.
"Don't be cute!"
"I can't help it!~ Yah, the only person I'm sharing her with, for the time being, is Jaehyo. That's only because I have no choice. If we want to reach that mutual dream, it has to happen."
______ pouted.
"Yah, I shared you with IU and Now Eunji with no problem at all."
"You're more confident than I am. You know that I'm dedicated to you."
"And I'm not?" she laughed.
"You're not as shy as I am."
"Oh, that's true." she nodded.
"If you haven't noticed...you can make friend within a few seconds of meeting a person. You open up easier. You're easy to open up to too. I swear it's way too easy to open up to you. I told you, you're like a drug. Yah, Drug, can you find Doojoonie a girlfriend so that he won’t ask to borrow you? I might ‘ACCIDENTLY’ kick him in my sleep. My foot might end up somewhere that will hurt a whole lot. If it does…he can’t blame me, because I can’t exactly control my limbs when I’m asleep, right? It’s involuntary.”
“Haha, involuntary, my .” She snickered. “You’d do it purposely.”
“Aww…Jagiya, you know me so well.” He said in a sing-song voice.
Yoseob wrapped his arms around her, tightly.
“Are you trying to squish me?” she giggled.
“You like it. You know you do.”
“Oppa, I have to go train.” She whined, trying to squirm out of his hold. “Aigoo…you’re too strong.”
“Mhm!~ Yah, since I don’t have a schedule, I’ll be in stalker mode. Is that okay with you?”
“Haha Wae?”
“I could go back to the dorm to sleep, but I’d rather spend my time here. I choose you over sleep, because I’ve slept in the hotels, but I haven’t been with you. I can’t sleep later. You can think of me as our Bokshiri for the time being, arasseo?”
______ looked him over and nodded.
“Arasseo.”
She turned to go into the practice room.
Yoseob trailed closely behind.
“wait up!”
“Yah, Puppy substitute, Shouldn’t you be crawling on your hands and knees? Bokshiri doesn’t walk on two feet.”
“I’m special. Bounce me, Oh, oh, oh! Bounce me, Oh, oh, oh! Bounce me, Oh, oh, oh…Everytime I’m special!~”
He started to sing and did the ‘Special’ dance.
“Mwohaneungeoya?” she laughed.
“You said I’m not cute. I’m proving to you that I am cute.”
“With forced aegyo?” she teased. “Oppa, you don’t need to do aegyo to be cute. You’re naturally cute and I want to bite your cheeks!!~~”
Yoseob sat down while watching ______ practice.
Her phone rang, next to him.
"Oppa, who is it?"
He picked up the phone and looked.
"Kim Minhee. Should I answer it? I'll answer it."
Yoseob tapped the 'Accept' button and lifted the phone to his ear.
Before the phone could touch his ear...
"KYAAAAAA!!!!!~~ Ajdkkshahcfjbeoxjsjzhavekconsbskc!!!"Minhee squealed into the phone.
"Aaah!!~#%&$!!" Yoseob whimpered.
He dropped the phone out of his grasp.
"Eotteokhae doengeoya?" ______ asked.
"I think she exploded my eardrums!!~" he whined, curling into a ball. "Wae so loud?"
______ walked over and picked up her phone.
"Minhee-ya, you broke my boyfriend!!" she scolded. "I think you could've blown his mind...literally."
"Oh...Mianhae Oppa." Minhee shouted.
"Still loud! My ears are ringing! They haven't been like this since the roller-coaster." he whimpered, shaking his ear. "Why are you screaming?"
"SHINee teaser photos." ______ laughed.
"Yah, Unnie, do you think SM Entertainment used up too much money making 23 teasers for EXO, that they ran out of money and can't buy clothes for SHINee?"
Yoseob chuckled.
"Is she complaining?"
"ANIYO, I'm not complaining. DEFINITELY NOT!~ I love it. Well...except for Onew's. It's so depressing that SM could only afford ONE blanket, for Onew. How expensive are blankets nowadays? That's okay, they should preserve his innocence."
______ rolled her eyes and shook her head.
"Aigoo, Minhee, that's why you called?"
"...AND DEAFENED YOSEOBIE!" he chimed in.
"Mhm, and deafened Yoseobie Oppa..."
"Ani, I just realized that you could be promoting at the same time as SHINee."
Yoseob made a face.
"I remember taking you BOTH to New York and only my ______ got to meet SHINee. You, on the other hand, we're too busy fan girling your heart out."
"Voice too." _____ laughed. "You'd have to put a lot of effort to, completely, lose your voice."
"Let us NEVER speak of that again."
"Aigoo! Don't worry, Minhee-ya, we'll find you a boyfriend."
Yoseob grinned.
"How about Doojoon? He's our leader."
"Uh...can you get me Onew instead?" Minhee asked. "He's a leader too. He's actually more my type."
________ and Yoseob looked at each other and started to laugh.
"Aww...poor Doojoonie Oppa keeps getting shot down today. How sad."
Yoseob shook his head.
"Ani...I find it HILARIOUS!~ He's already gotten into some love triangle between Gina Noona, and Gayoonie. Netizens are talking about it. Eh...we can let him figure it out in his own, just as long as he doesn't ask to borrow you again."
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Spazzy Shawol Minhee >_<
Jaehyo's "Anti-Fan Havers Club", and Poor rejected Doojoonie haha
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