Day 98 - A Kai-otic Day

Prince Jerk & Our 100 Day Arrangement

 

Jieun’s prospective

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I woke up with 2 guys hugging me.

Kai on the left, Daehyun on the right.

Man, Daehyun is seriously a sleep hugger!!!

“EWWW!!!! GET OFF OF ME, DAMMIT!!!! I’M NOT A PILLOW!!!!!!!” I yelled early in the morning.

My loud yell made Daehyun flinch.

“Get up lazy !!! We have to get to know each other, before were forced to get married, hating each other!” I poke Daehyun in the arm.

“Good morning, Princess.” Kai smiled brightly.

He’s a morning person.

“You might seriously poke my arm off!!!!” Daehyun hollered back at me.

“Fine, you can sleep in then.” I smacked Daehyun’s forehead.

“JIEUN!!!!!” Daehyun hollered.

We fought at 8:00 in the morning.

I think we were so loud we woke up our neighbors.

Yongguk and Zelo pulled us apart.

I walked out of our room and muttered under my breath, “He’s such a jackass, even donkeys are offended when you compare them to Daehyun.”

I hear Daehyun mutter “She just can’t stop touching me.” (He said this in a weird way)

*Yea, I can’t*

So I slapped Daehyun.

Backhand!!!!

He crumbed to the floor and massaged his cheek.

Kai was already cooking breakfast. He is such a gentleman, unlike Prince Jerk over there.

“TA-DA!!!!! Beef soup, rice, and fish!!!!” Kai announced.

I sat down, admiring the beautiful meal, my best guy friend cooked. Yea Kai was always quite the chef. Kai was pretty much perfect. Not one skill he lacked, ever since I met him!!

Kai and Daehyun raced to a seat next to me.

“Thank you Kai, I will eat well!!!” I smiled.

“You’re welcome. Anything for my Princess!!!!” Kai replied.

I struggled to get some fish into my bowl. (I really am an Asian girl, who can’t use chopsticks, correctly.)

“Here,” Kai picked up the piece of fish with his chopsticks and carried it over to my bowl.

“Thank you, savior.” I joked.

I ate like there was no tomorrow!!!!

I was eating a little too fast.

“Here, drink some water.” Daehyun inched a cup full of water to me.

“Thank you.” I replied.

I sipped on the water.

“Unni, you have 2 boys that help you, without you even asking! You truely are a Princess!” Suzy said, smiling.

“Here I’ll feed you your highness.” Kai joked.

“Come on, stop it.” I playfully nudged Kai.

“Oh !!! I looked Her Highness in the eyes!!!! Punish me with death!!!!” Kai laughed.

“Oppa, that can be arranged.” I replied.

Kai raised his hand in a fist over his head. (Korean punishment)

“Aigoo!!!! Just eat!” Yongguk yelled.

Kai and I exchanged smiles with each other.

“DONE!!!” Daehyun finished his breakfast first and headed back into the room. My guess is that he wanted to sleep. Again.

Lazy .

“What should we go today?” Zelo asked, playing with Jiwon and Eunjung.

“Hmmmm….. we could visit my parents. Have fun at the palace.” I suggested.

“Well, that beats what I was thinking of.” Yongjae smiled, ruffling the hair in the back of his head.

 

 

~~~~~~~~When You Were Waking Up The Sleeping Jerk Beauty~~~~~~~~~

Once upon a time, Prince Daehyun was sleeping happily after breakfast.

Now I’m going to disturb his happiness. That makes me happy. :D

I sat on top of Daehyun.

I slapped his face, a little…. (More like 500 times, hey don’t judge me, we have a nasty history!!)

He groaned and groaned. The little piece of would wake up!!!!

Still on top of him I pinched his cheeks... lightly (pinching lightly…. More like aggressively!!!)

Daehyun rolled over. I fell off of him.

Daehyun and I face to face.

Him staring into my eyes. Me staring into his.

“RAWR!!!!” Daehyun yelled.

He hugged me tightly.

I couldn’t move. Like at all!!!!!

I couldn’t do anything.

He had my arms belted in his arms, and my legs were captured by his.

CREEEE….

The door opened.

“HYUNG!!!!! NOONA IS MINE!!!!!! GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HER!!!” Zelo playfully hollered.

“Anni!!!! She’s mine!” Daehyun replied using his hands to signal Zelo to leave.

“I’m just putting it out there, but were going to my families palace in 5 minutes.” I pointed out to Daehyun.

“5 more minutes.” Daehyun wept.

“That’s when we’re leaving, Prince Jerk.” I replied.

“I know, Princess.” Daehyun eye smiled.

“Oh. Just let go of me.” I demanded.

“Fine, then I call sitting next to you during the ride!” Daehyun released me.

“Ok. Whatever.” I agreed, anything to get this "thing" off of me!!!!

We loaded in the carriage, of course Zelo had Jiwon and Eunjung.

Kai on my left, Daehyun on my right.

2 hours into the ride, both guys feel asleep on my shoulders.

 

~A 5 hour car ride later~

“Ah!” Everyone got out of the carriage and started to stretch.

We walked into the palace.

Servants bowed as we walked to my parent’s quarters.

“APPA!!!!!! UMMA!!!!!” I yelled.

“JIEUN!!! I didn’t think you would fall in love this quickly! Okay I’ll start working on your wedding!!! My little girl is getting married!” My dad exclaimed.

“Anniya!!! Appa!!!! I’m just here with some of my friends, and you know. Daehyun.” I explained.

“Oh.” My father’s face turned beet red.

“Imma show them around, is that ok?” I asked my parents.

“Araso.” They replied.

“Thank you!!!!” I kissed my parents on the cheek.

“Me two!” Daehyun pointed to his cheek.

I slapped his cheek.

I walked around the palace, they followed.

“Unni!!! Let’s go to the secret room.” Suzy and Jiyeon chanted.

“Anniya!!! Not even my parents know about that room!!!!” I replied.

“That can be our little hang out place!” Kai suggested.

“Yeah!!! Please!!!” Everyone begged.

“Fine.” I said checking if anyone else was watching us.

I walked into my room, opened my closet, and opened the secret door.

(Imagine Narnia, but in a closet. In the Joseon Era)

That secret door was furnished by me. This is where Jiwon sleeps.

I led everyone in the secret room.

That secret room had couches and .

“Nice place.” Yongjae said mesmerized.

“All in your closet.” Zelo announced, as if nobody knew.

“What should we do while were in here????” I asked.

“TALENT SHOW!!!!!!!!” Suzy yelled.

There was a little stage in the middle of the room.

“Okay.” Everyone agreed.

We were going to draw names from a bowl.

“Okay, first person is……. Yongjae!!!!” Jongup announced after he pulled a slip of paper out of the bowl.

“Araso, I’ll be acting with Daehyun and Himchan” Yongjae announced.

 

Yongjae’s Acting Scene

Daehyun (acting as the girl): Oppa why are you being like this? I have a boyfriend!

Yongjae: You babo! Saranghe!!!! I don’t care if you have a boyfriend. I will always continue to love you. Accept my heart, or I will always be the man, who admires a beautiful face like yours from afar. (Hugs Daehyun)

Himchan (Daehyun’s Boyfriend): YA!!!!! YOU’RE DONE!!!!!! CHUGESSO!!!! THAT’S MY GIRL!!!!!! (pulls Yongjae apart from Daehyun)

Daehyun: (slaps Himchan) Oppa! Were over with!!!! (Links arms with Yongjae and fake kiss)

“Nice skit! Dramatic!” I complement the actors.

“Okay, next is…. Kai.” Jongup pointed to Kai.

“Ummm…. I guess I’ll be dancing.” Kai shyly announced.

 

 

 

 

 

 

(The dance Kai performed)

 

“WOW!!!!” Everybody said in unison. Kai’s dancing skills are…… ASDFGHTB AMAZING!!!!!!!

“Okay, next is Jieun!!!” Jongup announced.

*!*

“I’ll do, singing.” I replied.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good Day – IU

 

“AMAZING!” Everyone clapped.

“Not really.” I scratched the back of my head.

“OK, next is… Suzy!!” Jongup MC-ed….

"I'll.... pass." Suzy replied.

"Okay then, ZELO!!!!" Jongup went on.

Zelo’s Performance

“I will be rapping.” Zelo said.

 

 

 

 

 

 BOSS!!!!!!!!! (Zelo's rap from Warrior - B.A.P.

Daehyun sang, with Zelo, and Yongguk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jongup ABS PRESENTATION!!!!

My personal favorite!!!!

No problems with that one :P

After the Talent Show was finished, we headed out and said goodbye to my parents, and left to go back to the house.

That was really fun!

I just crashed, and fell asleep like that!!!!

Kai on the right this time, Daehyun on the left.

Daehyun and Kai fought about that!

“NO!!! You should be on the left!” Daehyun scolded Kai.

“Whatever.” Kai didn’t give a !

Kai and Daehyun fought and fought, until I couldn’t take it anymore!!!!!

I SMACKED BOTH OF THEM ACROSS THE FACE!

“HEY! SHUT UP WILL YOU??? PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!! I DON’T GIVE A CRAP ON WHICH SIDE ONE OF YOU SLEEPS ON!!!!! JUST SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!” I yelled.

That shut them up.

“I’m sorry. Good night.” They repeated over and over again, like 5 times.

I just went to sleep.

Kai hugging my right arm, and Daehyun “holding” my left hand.

“Good night, boys.” I whispered.

“Goodnight.” They whispered back to me.

Quite at last.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………………………………….

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Aiana1808 #1
Yay finally meeting a story where jiyeon is NOT a bad guy
cece_mytlover
#2
Chapter 1: this story seems funny ;p
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14 streak #3
Chapter 48: Loved the ending very much!!!! <3333
Jesskwankwan #4
Chapter 48: So love the ending, thx!!!
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#5
Chapter 48: Aww..this story is just wonderfully awesome!! I love it so so much!! Its just perfect!! I hope author-nim can make more EXO and B.A.P fanfics like this... ^-^
SomedayTomorrow
#6
Love the update, thank you ! <3
widy93IU
#7
Chapter 46: i love daeU now hehe

please update soon
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#8
Chapter 45: Oh my freaking god!!!!!! XDDD
Yoon Ki Jin?!?! XDDDD.
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Nice update Boom. XD
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Chapter 41: DaeDae!! Hwaiting!!! ^^ Author-Nim! Hwaiting!