Hosts: Himchan and Daehyun

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Himchan: We're back to another day of Pokemon Radio! Except this time, we'll be celebrating...our Youngjae's birthday!

Daehyun: Whoooooooo!

*clapping*

Himchan: Well, actually, the entire gang is here...even Youngjae! Say hi, Youngjae.

Youngjae: ...Hello. Aaa...aaah choo!

Daehyun: Oh yeah, Youngjae is sick.

Himchan: Caught a cold. Aw, poor Youngjae, but we have to keep you here since it's your birthday.

Youngjae: ...There's something I really want to say but this is a broadcast so I'm not saying it.

Himchan: You can always say it to us later.

Daehyun: Not sure I want to hear it.

Yongguk: *chuckles*

Himchan: Okay, let's see what we have here today.

Daehyun: We're supposed to give Youngjae our presents for him.

Youngjae: Aaah-choo! *cough cough*

Daehyun: You shouldn't sneeze on the people who are about to give you your presents. Say sorry to Junhong.

Youngjae: Uh. Sorry. But you hurled me into the dungeon. So, I'm not actually very sorry.

Junhong: Don't worry about it. And, uh, sorry for throwing you into that dungeon?

Daehyun: Speaking of throwing people into dungeons, are we at that chapter where he was found out to be the traitor?

Jongup: We've finished that one already. The next one is--

Himchan: SHH! You can't say!

Junhong: Yes, I was the traitor. Like Youngjae and Jongup before me.

Youngjae: *cough* I have natural betrayal instincts. Like I always feel the need to betray *cough cough* people. I can't help it.

Himchan: That's why you're meant for each other.

Daehyun: OHHHHHHHHHHH! 

Youngjae: Yah! Kim Himchan! What did you just say?

Himchan: Ooh, that sickness is gone now, hmm?

Junhong: I...

Daehyun: Okay, we shall sort out Youngjae and Junhong's weird relationship later. Youngjae, you can kiss him as many times as you want after this, alright?

Youngjae: Hey, who said anything about--?

Junhong: I'm not part of this.

Yongguk: Can we move on to the present part?

Daehyun: That's because you have a nice gift for Youngjae. But! I've got a nice gift for him too!

Youngjae: Gee, I wonder what it could be.

Daehyun: Don't look down on the Daehyun.

Junhong: What are you talking about? I've got the best gift for him.

Himchan: No, I definitely got the best present in the whole world.

Junhong: Alright, why don't we let him see and then let him decide. Come on, Youngjae, this is my present for you!

Youngjae: It's shocking pink.

Himchan: Brat, you stole my colour!

Junhong: Uh, ahem. Well. 

Youngjae: Seriously? The wrapper's made out of cellophane. From candy wrappers.

Junhong: Jongup's idea.

Jongup: Don't drag me into this.

Daehyun: Anyway, open it up!

*crinkling of cellophane*

Youngjae: It's a...OH MY GOSH, THIS IS A POKETCH! HOLY TAPU! WITH ALL THOSE SEASONAL SPECIAL APPS AND .

Junhong: Awww, glad you like it!

Himchan: What the hell is that...that...hideous thing? 

Daehyun: It's outdated. Like, seriously.

Junhong: EXCUSE ME.

Himchan: You are excused.

Youngjae: Well, in Junhong's defense, SINCE THIS IS SO OLD IT'S A COLLECTIBLE! THANKS JUNHONG!

Daehyun: ...Actually, it's so outdated to the point where I don't even know what it is. Can someon--

Himchan: It's a Poketch watch, you know, those were totally the fad in Sinnoh last time. Since the company did really well, they've long since exported their goods to other regions.

Daehyun: Uh...tells me nothing, though.

Youngjae: Basically, it's a watch with all these cool, special features. Like, there's both an analog and digital clock, and a...a...Type Effectiveness calculator, and there's even a pedometer and stuff. Educate yourself, you uncultured swine.

Daehyun: Hey! 

Yongguk: ...So, who's next?

Himchan: Why don't you go, Uppie-yah?

Jongup: Here.

Youngjae: Wow, OH HOLY TAPU! THIS MUST HAVE EXPENSIVE AS ! 

Himchan: LANGUAGE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

Youngjae: It's the friggin' Pokegear!

Daehyun: Pokegear?

Junhong: Do you seriously not know anything?

Youngjae: The Pokegear is the first communication device. Like, seriously! It must have been like, what, a thousand years old?

Himchan: Now that's just exaggerating.

Youngjae: Anyway, it's really old. I even saw one in a museum!

Junhong: Now that's ancient.

Jongup: It's a collectible. It doesn't do anything much besides calls and listening to the radio. The upgraded version can tell the time.

Youngjae: But this is good enough! Okay, who's next?

Yongguk: Here.

Youngjae: Red wrapping paper...silver ribbon. Classy, Yongguk, classy. WHOA YOU DID NOT.

Yongguk: Like it?

Himchan, Daehyun and Junhong: What what what what what whatwhatwhatwhat WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.

Youngjae: A X-Transceiver! And it can do a four-way call too! And it's the blue model. It's really rare now. I heard pink's the most popular so they kind of slowed production for the blue ones. Oh Arceus, guys, how are you getting all these rare ?

Himchan: Ahem. I have gotten some 'rare ' for you too.

Youngjae: Oh yeah? Come on, let's see it.

Himchan: Voila!

Youngjae: Seriously? Pink wrapping paper? What's with that weird Buneary on it?

Himchan: THAT'S ME. I'M A BUNEARY.

Youngjae: DON'T INSULT THE BUNEARY.

Himchan: Just open it already.

Youngjae: ...What's that?

Himchan: It's so rare that you can't even identify it.

Youngjae: So...it belongs in the trash? It's probably one of your weird contrapt--

Himchan: Did I just hear you insult the PokeNav?

Youngjae: What's that?

Himchan: *sigh* For someone who proclaims to be knowledgeable about electronics, you sure are clueless. This is the PokeNav. All Contest stars use them.

Youngjae: Huh. And why exactly?

Himchan: Look at this. It displays information about the Pokemon's condition, like whether it's leaning towards beauty, cuteness, coolness and stuff.

Youngjae: And why would I need something like that?

Himchan: I mean...you like electronics and all that.

Youngjae: Oh. No wonder you all have been giving me electronics!

Daehyun: *scratches head* I thought it was obvious. I mean, with Himchan's bottomless wallet you can get any game you want.

Himchan: Hey, it's not bottomless.

Daehyun: But some things you can only get through connections. Like...voila! This!

Youngjae: NO WAY! THAT'S--

Daehyun: YES IT IS.

Youngjae: YOU GOT ME A HOLOCASTER.

Daehyun: OF COURSE I DID. Who knows how long you've been harping on about it.

Himchan: Hey! Did you just throw my present into the trash?!

Yongguk: So, in the end, looks like Daehyun's the one who knows Youngjae's heart best.

Junhong: HEYYYYYY!

Youngjae: Aw, it's okay Junhong, you can always try again next year. Next up is Jonguppie's birthday. Maybe we'll just have a simple celebration or something.

Himchan: In any case, it's time for...

Daehyun: CAKE!

Himchan: Wish we could share this cake with you folks, but no can do.

Youngjae: That's right. It's my birthday. It's all mine.

Junhong: Can I at least have a slice?

Jongup: And thus we have a happy ever after. Bye~

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I MANAGED TO POST AT THE END OF JAN OMG IM SO SORRY YOUNGJAE IT'S SO LATE

And good news :)) after A levels my CCA friends and i are planning to go on a trip to taiwan :333 which is around this time next year lol theres still a long way to go