Pokemon Radio: Trainer Teacher (5)
Hosts: Himchan and Youngjae

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Youngjae: Welcome back to another episode of Trainer Teacher!

*clapping*

Himchan: Today, there is only Youngjae and I but we'll make it interesting! I hope.

Youngjae: So, what are we talking about today, Himchan?

Himchan: Let's talk about the Howlbreak Forest, Youngjae. How did you feel about that?

Youngjae: ...Well, it just so happens that neither of us were in the house.

Himchan: ...You're right. No matter, though! We have invited a guest!

Youngjae: A guest? Who could it be?

Himchan: A guest that stepped foot into that house, of course. Let's welcome our dear Jonguppie!

Youngjae: Wooo!

*clapping*

*settling of seats*

Himchan: Introduce yourself. What's your name?

Jongup: ...Moon Jongup? But you just said it.

Himchan: Details, details. Now, what's your relationship with Jung Daehyun?

Youngjae: Oh yeah, that's a good question. Answer it, Jonguppie.

Jongup: ...No comment.

Himchan: What's that supposed to mean?

Youngjae: He means that he doesn't want to broadcast his relationship with Jung Daehyun over the radio. Okay, moving on.

Jongup: The mansion was haunted. Simple as that.

Youngjae: ...

Himchan: ...

Jongup: ...what?

Youngjae: It was...haunted?

Jongup: Yeah.

Youngjae: Himchan's hyperventilating. Glad we didn't go in. So, uh, I saw something black from the mansion.

Jongup: It's unimportant.

Youngjae: O-Oh. Sure. Let's begin, shall we?

Himchan: Haven't we began for quite a while already?

Youngjae: Oh, you're right. Anyways, our topic for today is legendary Pokemon!

Himchan: Legendary? They sound powerful.

Youngjae: Yeah. Legendary Pokemon populate our region, like the Azelf we met. Remember that time with the Dragonite?

Himchan: I would actually want to forget it...

Youngjae: Oh, uh...how about that time when there was heavy rain in Faultmount?

Himchan: Ah...ah yeah. That time when Jonguppie nearly died.

Youngjae: Ahem. Nearly died for Daehyunnie. ...Arceus, stop looking at me like that, Jonguppie.

Himchan: Hmph, serves you right.

Jongup: Landorus, Thundurus and Torandus were legendary Pokemon.

Himchan: Right. Landorus takes care of the bountiful harvest that Faultmount gets every year. Tornadus and Thundurus provide the rain.

Youngjae: Seems like every legendary Pokemon appears to be in charge of something?

Himchan: Sounds about right.

Youngjae: Daehyun has said that he once saw some Team BTS people back in Souldrop Mines. Said that they were trying to capture this pretty Pokemon. It's a rock Pokemon, or something.

Jongup: Must be Diancie.

Himchan: Diancie...oh right, I heard about it. Diancie is like a mutated Carbink or something.

Jongup: Diancie's not a legendary. It is a mythical Pokemon.

Himchan: Huh? Wait, what's the difference between a mythical and a legendary?

Jongup: The distinction isn't so clear, but legendary Pokemon have a greater sphere of influence than mythical Pokemon. Mythical Pokemon are a subset of legendary Pokemon.

Himchan: You know, for someone who can barely do the two times table, he's pretty good at Pokemon.

Youngjae: Huh. You right. But that's not the point here. So, Pokemon like Kyurem...is it a legendary Pokemon?

Jongup: ...

Himchan: You can't nod your head. The listeners can't hear it!

Jongup: Kyurem's a legendary.

Himchan: That's better. So, what other Pokemon are considered mythical?

Jongup: ...Pokemon like Meloetta, Hoopa and Zeraora. We'll be seeing them somewhat soon in the next few chapters.

Himchan: What are some legendaries we are seeing soon, then?

Youngjae: Oh, I know this one. We'll be taking a look at Pokemon like Moltres and Heatran. Definitely Heatran.

Himchan: Yeah. We're approaching Heatstorm soon, right? The city at the base of the volcano.

Youngjae: That's where Heatran's said to live, yes.

Himchan: And Moltres. What's with your obsession with Heatran?

Youngjae: Heatran is freaking Fire- and Steel-type what's not to like about it?

Himchan: Moving on, what sets legendaries apart from normal Pokemon, Jongup?

Jongup: Their stats.

Youngjae: Stats?

Himchan: Don't play dumb.

Youngjae: Hello, I'm reading off the script.

Himchan: Well, so am I! Anyways, we'll discuss about stats in the next episode of Pokemon Radio. Wow, I can't believe we've started talking about legendaries without talking about stats.

Youngjae: Legendaries are just Pokemon which are stronger. And really difficult to capture.

Himchan: Wait, hold up. You can capture them?

Youngjae: Well, of course. They're just harder to capture.

Youngjae: As you can see, Himchan has lived a sheltered life, not knowing anything outside of--

Himchan: Oh Arceus, just shut up.

Youngjae: Ow! You didn't have to hit me.

Himchan: Technically, it was Jongup.

Youngjae: Yeah, but you made him do it.

Himchan: What can I say? I'm irresistable.

Youngjae: No idea what that has to do with Jongup acting like your lapdog--oh Arceus, have mercy! Oh my f--

Himchan: NO CURSING ON RADIO, YOUNGJAE. Or I'll skin you alive.

Youngjae: I'm being assaulted by a violent Mankey and a Chatot. , oh my Arceus, stop already! Argh! Junhong-ah, help!

*door opens*

Junhong: Youngjae? Why are you pummelling him, Jongup?

Jongup: No reason.

Himchan: Holy crap, get off him Jongup! Oh no, Minun! Stop it!

*crackle of electricity*

*boom*

*static*

Junhong: I guess this is the end of Pokemon Radio this week? Not sure if we can get the equipment up and running by next episode. Yongguk's going to blow. I can feel it.

Junhong: So, uh, bye?

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dont know where the hell that went but okay i somehow ended it?