A/N: In which Jungkook is eighteen and a brat and YoonJin are married (sorta). Sorry (not sorry).  Sorry about the misleading title though.

Seokjin was serving breakfast when Jungkook suddenly snorted and spilled coffee all over himself.

“Are you okay?” he fussed. “Why the sudden impression of a dying whale?”

“Uncle Joonie texted me. Dad’s stage name is Suga right?”

“Right,” said Seokjin, confused. “Jungkook you’ve known this for years. Why are you asking me this now?”

“Does this mean he’s my Suga daddy?”

“…I am going to kill Namjoon.”

“There’s more,” grinned Jungkook. “If Uncle Joonie is Rap Monster, that means I’m Kookie Monster.”

“I swear to god I will never cook for that man again,” muttered Seokjin. “Who does he think he is, planting weird into my kid’s head?”

“Come on dad. It’s a little funny.”

“What’s funny?” came a hoarse voice from the door.

Jungkook looked up in panic, silently asking Seokjin to stay quiet.

“Babe, why don’t you ask your child why he’s referring to you as Suga Daddy?” smiled Jin sweetly.

“I can explain.”

“No need. Mothering Kim Namjoon.” 

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