A/N: Suga Daddy AU! Inspired from Jungkook and Yoongi's thing(?) during the V App (again, don't know what to call it). Credits to @sugakookielove for the translation.

“Hey Jungkook-ah, I want a short video with you for my Twitter. My fans want to see me being a dad.”

Jungkook snorted. “Don’t they know that daddy does all the parenting and you’re just the fun uncle?”

“Kid I swear I’ll write you out of my will. Stop sassing me, goddamn it. When did you start disrespecting your dad so much?”

“Sorry dad,” Jungkook winced and hugged Yoongi in apology. “I went too far this time. I’ll do the video with you.”

He set up the camera and moved to stand behind Yoongi.

“Hey everyone, I got my baby monkey to appear in the video with me. Greet the nice people, Jungkook.”

Smiling slightly, Jungkook waved. “Hi, my name is Jungkook and I am living proof that Min Yoongi can actually be a parent.”

Yoongi smacked his son, scowling. “I am going to ignore Jin and donate you to charity or something. Rude little gremlin. See if I pay for any of your expensive dance classes ever again.”

“Aw come on, dad don’t be mean. Let’s end it nicely, without you hitting me.”

“Okay, what do you want to do?”

“A wink?”

“What? Why a wink?”

“I want to do one!”

“Then you do it.”

“I want to see dad wink too.”

Yoongi winks at the camera, deliberately slow to make Jungkook laugh. He waves goodb