A/N: Yoongi is stupid and Seokjin is annoyed.
Apologies for the sad chapter, I've had a terrible month. 

“You want me to what?”

Yoongi scowled, heat crawling up his neck. It was stupid and he was stupid and his reaction to Kim ing Seokjin was stupid.

“I said, cancel your date with Namjoon because I’m in love with you and have been for the last several years and he only asked you out so that I would get my head out of my and confess.”

Seokjin blinked. “Oh.”

“Look, I know it’s unexpected and I-“

“Shut up, Min Yoongi. How long have we been friends?”

“Sixteen years.”

“Exactly.”

What happened next would be something Yoongi would never forget for the rest of his life. Seokjin leaned in with his eyes closed and head-butted Yoongi with all his strength.

“There!” he said brightly. “When you manage to recover from that, come and ask me out on a proper date. Until then, I’m going to make Namjoon buy me dinner for tricking me.”

Yoongi groaned from his spot on the floor and stared miserably as Seokjin skipped away. Goddamn Kim Seokjin. 

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