This is why you don't bring SHINee to school. January 20 "It's Friday buttholes!" SooMin literally sprang up and out of bed, into the bathroom.  ~Today's the day when I use my voice It's that time of the week again to relax. Imma shout at the top of my lungs and make some noise. Today's not the day to live with regrets but live it up to the max~  SooMin sang randomly, making up this some sort of song.  Just then the door creaked open. "lalala- who da ef?" SooMin stopped and asked after humming a sweet melody.  «It's the start of a brand new day time to make some way for some memories and for them ugly times to cease» Jonghyun put together some lines in his head. "oh oh oh~" Jonghyun sang  «I bet this could be put in a song for SHINee- Oh what a beautiful figure in the shower. OH WAIT THAT'S SOOMIN» "Oh oh oh" he continued  as he walked in the bathroom. "oh- uh Mianhe" Jonghyun apologized as he mistakenly walked in on SooMin taking a shower. He closed the door and walked out quickly. "Jonghyun oppa! Next time imma lock the door..." SooMin shouted from the other side. "I think you should too. By the way Dongsaeng, I'm sorry."  7:00 am and SooMin walked out the door, ready to begin her daily commute to school. "Hoi! Ading, uh did I say that correctly?" Onew shouted from the doorway. "Haha yes you said it correctly, where did you learn it from?" SooMin widened her eyes.  "Google. An uh, we're gonna pick you up today since you finish early, Araso?" Onew notified SooMin. "Araso manong~" she chuckled back. "Isn't it Manang?" Onew questioned. "No, that's for older girls. " SooMin laughed. "Unless you bakla. Nah jokes, bye Oppa- ah, Manong" SooMin smiled back. SooMin was at her locker when someone hugged her waist. "Oi~" her voice shook. "Don't worry its just your erted boyfriend" Jeremy joked. "Heeeey boyfraaaaaaan." SooMin smiled and hugged Jeremy back. "Weirdos attenTION!"  2 familiar voices yelled from the other end of the hall. SooMin and Jeremy turned and saw Cheonsa and Niel skipping happily down the hall. "Annyeong!"  Cheonsa and SooMin hugged. "Blah blah blah" Jeremy and Niel handshaked.  "What language are you even…" SooMin trailed off as she tried to comprehend what she's gonna say. "Just, c'mon Min, come." Cheonsa guided her friend away shaking her head.  The boys just stood there laughing with their 'I dunno what I did' poses and faces.  Just as SooMin and Cheonsa were walking, "Annyeong chingus!"  TaeRi joined her friends walking. "Yah, TaeRi Unnie, where is JangMi Unnie?" "Yeah, we haven't seen her since Tuesday. Does she's have a fever, for this long!?" SooMin and Cheonsa bombarded  TaeRi with questions. "Oh yeah, umm… Y'know Jaemi?" TaeRi explained. "Well… JangMi Unnie had a headache at school because she got really mad when Jaemi threatened her that she's gonna take Minho away from her. " TaeRi continued. "At home when she got some rest, she started twitching for an unknown reason and Ajumma and Ajushii took her to theER with Minho Oppa. As she walked up the stairs, she fainted. Luckily Oppa was there to catch her." "Then why didn't Minho Oppa say anything to me?" SooMin asked. "He didn't want to say much to startle you." TaeRi further explained. "They're still trying to find out what caused her to act like this." She concluded.  It was the last period of the day and TaeRi was terrified. Jaemi and MiYi haven't been in school for a while (ever since Tuesday, when JangMi was rushed to the ER.)  The bell rang. School was over. Just as TaeRi thought that she could go home and relax, MiYi came out of nowhere. "Hey! Wassup? Going somewhere?" she teased. "Wha-what do you mean?" TaeRi stammered. "Well, you know since your going out with MY Taemin, I'd thought  that you would rub it in my face." MiYi snickered. " Well, MiYi, see I have something called dignity. And with this dignity I have, I know when too and not brag. I don't need to brag, you know why? Because I have him you don't, and I have manners. That is all you effing weasel." TaeRi walked away with confidence. This is the first time she actually stood for herself.  After TaeRi left, MiYi walked over to Jaemi who was hiding behind her locker door. She heard everything and what TaeRi said. "Looks like these es got some game~" MiYi smirked as Jaemi closed the locker. "Phase one has just begun." She laughed. "So what can we do to TaeRi that is as cunning as to what I did to JangMi?" JaeMi asked. "Wait, what did you do to her…?" MiYi asked as she didn't know what Jaemi did to JangMi. "Well you see, JangMi always carries around her sports drink and when she started getting dizzy near her locker, I grabbed her bottle and sprinkled some toxic powder that can cause a person to faint and fall into a coma for over a week. " Jaemi laughed at her story.  It was 2:30pm and school finished 15 minutes ago earlier than usual because it was Friday.  SooMin and Jeremy were sitting on a bench, sharing a bag of chips. Just as Niel and Cheonsa approached them, Niel and Cheonsa yelled "YO WEIRDOS!". "Wuut do you wuuunt?!" Jeremy and SooMin said back together in unison with a mouthful of chips. "Geez…" Cheonsa said dipping her hand into the bag of chips.   Time went by and Niel, Jeremy and Cheonsa all left. SooMin thought she was alone, but not for long. BAM! A door slammed open. It was the girls bathroom door. TaeRi walked out, tears flowing, head confidently held high. "TaeRi Unnie! Gwanchana?!" SooMin said running towards her. "…" TaeRi didn't bother to talk. SooMin could sense something… she knew it ha something to do with Jaemi and MiYi. "The tramps, those stupid girls." TaeRi cried.  A big SUV then pulled into campus. "Hyung, can we go down?" TaeMin asked Onew. "Neh… you can, if you wanna get attacked by fangirls" Onew replied sarcastically. "Can we?" Jonghyun asked wanting to get an answer. "Araso~" Onew sang.  "I have a plan!" Key rang in. "AHHHHHHHHH!" 4 girls screamed. "Whadda ef?" SooMin asked.  She turned her head to find her so called responsible guardians.  "AIGOOOO, THESE- " SooMin took a breath in. «okay calm down.I might be my imagination this» she thought in her head. "SHINEE! " "JONGHYUN OPPA KYEOPTA!!" «Ew.» SooMin commented after hearing their remarks. "Annyeong! Uh, we just came to use the bathrooms." Key lied. As the boys walked down hallway  They walked pass SooMin and TaeRi. TaeRi and SooMin then noticed a piece of paper. SooMin picked up the paper and read it.  [SooMin-ah, sorry to cause a ruckus. The crazy faces wanted to fix their hair. And I thought I was a diva~ ech. Well by the time you finish reading this, jump in the black SUV. And feel free to bring any friend WE KNOW OF. ] Key Oppa!  {P.S this note writing plan was MY plan just so you don't go all high blood}  After reading the note Soomin grabbed Taeri and they hopped in the car. Couple minutes later, there they went again. "OHHEMMGEE!" "SHINEE!!". Even from inside the car, the girls could hear the fangirls. "Neh, saranghaeyo!" "Annyeong!" the boys greeted as they stepped into the car.  SooMin and TaeRi laughed and clapped their hands as they saw the boys walk in the car with ripped clothing. "You guys had brains to walk, security-free through the halls of a school with fangirls." SooMin sarcastically said. "It wasn't my fault!" Onew blamed the others. "Yah! It was Taemin!" Key argued. "Neh, but you should hear why he wanted to come down~ The true reason" Jonghyun smiled. "TaeRi-ah, I wanted to see you." Taemin blushed. TaeRi couldn't help but smile, trying not to squeal.   During the car ride home, Taemin noticed Taeri's puffy eyes. "TaeRi, jagi, why are your eyes puffy?" Taemin asked worried. "Oh uh, its nothing, we were in drama class and I had to do a crying scene~" Taeri lied. She felt so guilty lying to Taemin. Minho kept quiet during the whole time. "Minho, umm… how is JangMi Unnie?… I heard from TaeRi about her condition." SooMin whispered to Minho as they approached the house. "Don't worry about her, she's a strong girl~ But Neh, she fainted. The hospital doesn't know why and she's still in a coma." Minho whispered, a tear shedding down his cheeks. SooMin could see how much he loved her.  "Please wake up JangMi~ Your father and I miss you." Jangmi's mother whispered into her passed out daughter's ear.  Back at the house everyone was eating dinner at 7:15 pm. TaeRi had gone home by that time. It was just SHINee and SooMin. "Bleh." SooMin randomly made a sound. "Yah! What is that?!" Key asked with widened eyes. "I dunno…" chuckled SooMin. "BLAH." Jonghyun sounded back. "Blooooop." Onew joined in the contest. "BEEEEEEP" Key spoke out loudly. "BUUUUUSH." Taemin said joining in.  "What kind of people, do I live with?" Minho cussed at himself.  They all laughed at how idiotic they sounded.  At Cheonsa's house, Niel went over for dinner. "Auntie, I like your cooking." Niel smiled at Cheonsa's mom. Cheonsa mentally slapped herself, how could her boyfriend be so stupid to use the 'I like your cooking' trick. "Oh, thank you but I know about that 'I like your cooking' trick.  "Do-do you like the rice, Niel? I cooked it myself." Cheonsa's dad laughed. Once again Cheonsa mentally face palmed herself. How can her dad pull these puns, in front of her boyfriend?! He might think her family's insane. Back at the dorms, TaeRi and Jeremy ate dinner with the rest of the gang. "So… when are we gonna meet your girlfriend?" asked Natalie. Natalie is one of those girls who is crushing on Jeremy. Jeremy is one of the decent boys in the exchange program, and that has a lot of girls after him. Natalie is a native from LA, California. Let's just say she's had history...  "You'll meet her soon." Jeremy replied . Jeremy knew Natalie had a crush on him, and she was quite irritating so he tried and avoided her. TaeRi sensed that something wasn't right.   It was now 10:00 PM. Everyone was in bed, but not asleep. Cheonsa was laying down, thinking what everyone's perspective was of each other, now that she mentally facepalmed herself because of her boyfriend and parents. Niel was staring at the ceiling, thinking if he did anything wrong to make Cheonsa not even give him a hug before leaving. SooMin and Jeremy were texting each other. TaeRi and Taemin were still on the phone. Onew was thinking about… «Oooh! That looks like a fish» and Minho was concerned about JangMi. Jonghyun was actually sleeping. Not just sleeping but sleep-singing. Yes. The dinosaur sings in his sleep. Key on he other hand threw pillows towards Jonghyun.  Authors Note:  Annyeonghaseyo! Kekeke i know i know~ I'm updating off schedule! Mianhe, it was CSWeek at our school.  And I get distracted... Well then all for now.