"Wow! Record breaker! A guy takes 5 minutes to piss!" I hear him chuckle

"You're exaggerating." I hear him closing the lid of the toilet seat cover.

"You're not leaving?" I asked

"Nah. I'm guessing you're gonna take a while here." True.

"Wait... how did you not know I wasn't outside? How did you come into my room?" My brows furrowed. I also remembered the time when he jumped out of my balcony

"It's... it's magic." I opened the shower curtains and glared at him. He was sitting on the toilet with his legs crossed. He was startled and made a cross in front of his chest like he was the one .

"Wh-what?" He gulped.

"Give me my robe." He reluctantly got it and gave it to me. I closed the curtains and stood up, putting on my robe.

"Park chanyeol." I opened the curtains and found him kneeling with his arms up like he's punished.

"How do you get in my room? One!" He stood right up and pputed.

"Promise you won't get angry?" He sheepishly smiled

"Two." He sighed and held my hand, dragging me out to my room then to the balcony.

"What? You have wings?" I faked a gasp

"Are you a fallen angel that was punished to become human for the rest of your life for falling in love with a mortal? But when you came back down she doesn't remember you at all and you watch her fall for someone else as if being alive for eternity and watching her age and die wasn't punishment enough?" I said in one breath.

"Wow. That's a good plot." I said to myself.

"I'm proud of you babe." He kissed my forehead but I punched his abdomen, making him grunt.

"That won't make me forget why we're standing in my balcony. Which is I don't  know, A few floors high but enough to kill you if you fall and there's no gigantic tree you can climb to get here." I crossed my arms and looked at him sternly.

"No, I'm not a fallen angel, I'll grow old with you.... I just want to let you know that I've always wanted to be james bond as a kid."

"Should I count again?" He sighed and blew a whistle but I don't hear anything. A second later, a rope came cascading down. He then showed me his harness and connected it. Pulled on it twice and up he goes.