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Seongwoo: Jisung is my mom 

Jaehwan: we know honey 

Jisung: yes, I’m your mom 

Jisung: I pushed you out of my

Jinyoung: Congrats Ong, you’re literal  

Minhyun: his braincells are  

Minhyun: they don’t even work

Minhyun: poor homoual 

Seongwoo: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AN HOMOUAL

Sungwoon: you’re together with a dude, you’ve banged a dude, you make out with a dude, you’re gay dude 

Seongwoo: holy

Seongwoo: IM HOMOUAL 

Daniel: yes Seongwoo

Daniel: think straight 

Seongwoo: I’m gay babe 

Seongwoo: i think gay 

Sungwoon: you obviously don’t think considering you just wrote that 

Jisung: he’s drunk

Seongwoo: I’m not drunk

Jaehwan: no, he’s just being stupid 

Seongwoo: stupidly cute 

Daniel: stupidly amazing 

Minhyun: he’s just STUPID

Woojin: It’s not Seongwoo’s fault that he only thinks with his  

Jihoon: he’s only thinking with his because his braincells burned to hell during PD101

Daehwi: LAI GAUNLIN

Jinyoung: he wrote your whole name

Junyoung: GuanLin, RUN

GuanLin: wHAT?? I’m THE bad

GuanLin: a little boy like Daehwi can’t kill me 

Jinyoung: say that to me when you’re dead 

Daniel: small people are the scariest people 

Jisung: ^he’s talking about Sungwoon 

Sungwoon: I might be small but my di- 

Sungwoon: my dictionary definitely isn’t 

Jihoon: JUST SAY “” YOU ING COWARD

Daehwi: LAI GUANLIN

GuanLin: WHAT

Daehwi: I’ve got a surprise for you 

GuanLin: if it’s not the self confidence I lost in 9th grade then I don’t want it 

Daehwi: no-

GuanLin: then WHAT

Daehwi: I found your missing Seonho doll

GuanLin: oh cmon, I know you ing stole it Lee Daehwi 

GuanLin: do you think my IQ is single digit or something- 

Daehwi: well yes-

Daehwi: oH, at least be happy I’m actually giving it back to you 

GuanLin: Yeah, I’m happy you didn’t shove it up Jaehwan’s , I’m truly thankful 

Jinyoung: why do y’all keep shoving things up Jaehwan’s

Jihoon: because Jaehwan likes having things up

Woojin: the only thing he’s never going to have up his is

Sungwoon: Real power 

Jaehwan: stop clowning me 

Minhyun: you’re the clown here

Jisung: he sure does look like one 

Seongwoo: And you look like a 100000 year old dog 

Jisung: I’m the cutest dog you’ll ever see

Jinyoung I’m scared of dogs 

Sungwoon: well I’m scared of heights but I still appreciate GuanLin 

GuanLin: y’all are a bad IG influence 

Daniel: what??? We’re good people 

Minhyun: shall I remind you of the live o y’all have been giving us for a year- 

Seongwoo: I suddenly can’t read