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Jisung: oK BUT WHO CHAGED THE CHAT NAME

Sungwoon: I DID

Jisung: ok but wHY

Sungwoon: Cus we es not hoes

Ong: we're both 

Jaehwan: we es but we also hoes

Minhyun: we're manly men

Jisung: tHE ONLY "manly" ONE IS DANIEL

Ong: HE CRIED WHEN HE SAW A SMOL BUG, "SMOL" AS IN SUNGWOON SMALL

Sungwoon: IM BIG

Jihoon:.......oh.....you....are

GuanLin: small feet small meat

Woojin: B I G

Daehwi: this is no time for jokes Sungwoon hyung

Jinyoung: ohhhhhh hE BIG YALL

Sungwoon: I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY HEIGHT

Daniel: yeah

Ong: sure 

Jaehwan: your height

Jisung: oK BUT WHATEVER YALL IM BORED......so.......lets play 

Daniel: p....pLAY

Jisung: LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE

Woojin: *hides* 

Jihoon: ohh hELL YEAH

Jinyoung: YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

GuanLin: OH HIW FU- no.....nO FUN

Ong: FINE

Daniel: pLEASE DARE ONG TO GIVE ME A

Ong: ONE.MONTH

Daniel: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

Ong: YOU SLAPPED ME-

Jaehwan: YAAAY F U N

Daehwi: only if.....

Jisung: if....

Daehwi: SEOP, SAMMY, JONGHYUN. SEWOON, SEONHO I KNOW YALL IN HERE

Seonho: BUT I WANT CHICKEN

GuanLin: eat chicken after we play

Seonho: fine....babe

Jisung: C H I L D R E N

Minhyun: K I D S

Jonghyun: BUT I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW

Jisung: I'll give you 20$

Jonghyun: deal

Sewoon: OK SINCE I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

Samuel: I don't have any secrets so sure...

Daehwi: IMMA FIND OUT YOUR SECRET

Samuel: I DONT HAVE ONE

Daehwi: sure~~~~~~

Hyungseop: IMMA FIND OUT WOOJIN'S SECRET

Woojin: I DONT GAVE ANY-

Hyungseop: BOI DON LIE

Jisung: OK THEN LETS START

Jisung: D A N I E L

Daniel: *gulps^ 

Jisung: truth or dare

Daniel: dare....since I'm manly

Jisung: I dare you to be a bottom for one entire week

Daniel: OH MY JESUS-

Ong: YES! IM A TOP FOR ONE ING WEEK LMAO TAKE THAT CAT FACE-

Daniel: BUT I LIKE SHOVIG , I DONT ENJOY TAKING

Jisung: WELL NOW YOU GON TAKE DIXK FOR ONE WEEK

Daniel: *cries*

Minhyun: BOI SHOULD'VE TAKEN TRUTH

Sungwoon: I mean being a bottom is not THAT bad

Daniel:..............sO SAMUEL

Samuel: truth

Daniel: tell me did you have a crush on Jihoon before you met Daehwi?

Jihoon: OH MY GOD

Jinyoung: OH MY GOD

Daehwi: OH MY GOD

GuanLin: OH MY GOD

Jaehwan: ^WHY ARE YOU SAYING OH MY GOD

GuanLin: cus. T E A

Samuel: I Kim Samuel did NOT have a crush on Jihoon

Daniel: ............

Samuel:.....I Kim Samuel had a small crush on Park Jihoon....bUT IT ONLY LASTED FOR ONE HOUR

Daehwi: YOU CHEATED ON ME FOR ONE HOUR?!?!

Samuel: WE WERENT EVEN TOGETHER

Daehwi: FINE.....I forgive you

Samuel: oh thank u-

Daehwhi: after you give me 20$

Samuel: FINE....20$ it is....

Jihoon: ^LMAO OFC YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME......IM ME

Jinyoung: ^BABE?!??

Jihoon: ^BABE-

Samuel: my turn....I guess.....

Samuel: LAI GUANLIN

GuanLin: IM NOT LAI GUANLIN

Samuel: LAI.GUANLIN.

GuanLin: hi I'm Lai GuanLin and I take truth

Samuel: tell us the truth......YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ATE SEONHO'S CHICKEN AND THEN BLAMED IT ON SUNGWOON RIGHT?

Sungwoon: WHAT

GuanLin: YES

Sungwoon: I ING KNEW IT

Sungwoon: YOU DISRESPECTFUL LIL I SWEAR IMMA SLAP DAT FACE

GuanLin: YOU'RE TOO SHORT 

Sungwoon: MY ARMS ARE LONG

Seonho: MY CHICKEN....nooooooooooooo

GuanLin: I'm sorry babe....I'mma buy u some chicken later

Seonho: YOU BETTER

GuanLin: oh and.....Seonho

Seonho: truth

GuanLin: do you love Minhyun more than you love me?

Seonho: awwww babe.......oF COURSE I DO HE'S MY FAVORITE HYUNG

GuanLin: YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOUR BOYFRIEND?!?

Seonho: YOU TOOK MY FOOD

GuanLin:......ok....fair enough 

Seonho: SEWOON HYUNG

Sewoon: dare

Seonho: order 7 large pizzas please 

Sewoon: NO

Seonho: ITS A DARE

Sewoon: FINE.......

Sewoon: OK JAEHWAN

Jaehwan: DARE

Sewoon: I DARE U TO CALL THE AMBULANCE AND SAY "HELP I'VE GOT A FORK STUCK IN MY PLEASE HELP ME GET IT OUT"

Jaehwan: video

Jaehwan: here it is

Sewoon: OMG-

Minhyun: "hang up you sick " dAMN THE AMBULANCE AINT GOT ANY CHILL

Woojin: BUT LIKE IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY HAS A FORK STUCK IN THEIR WHO TF IS GON HELP THEM THEN?!? I MEAN THE AMBULANCE AINT GIVIN A

Ong: ^IF YOU GET IT IN THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO GET IT OUT TOO

Woojin: ^..........having a buttplug stuck in your is not the same thing as having a fork stuck in your hyung.......

Ong: ^OK THAT HAPPENED ONE TIME

Jisung: IT STILL HAPPENED THO-

Jaehwan: SHUT IT.....HWANG MINHYUN

Minhyun: Dare

Jaehwan: I DARE U TO NOT CLEAN FOR ONE MONTH

Minhyun: NO N O NO N O

Jaehwan: ITS A DARE!

Minhyun: HWANG MINHYUN IS DEAD

Jonghyun: AWWW no-

Minhyun: BUT HWANG MINHYUN SAYS KIM JONGHYUN.....

Jinyoung: "will you marry me"

Minhyun: lmao no

Jonghyun: lmao no

Minhyun: truth or dare

Jonghyun: dare

Minhyun: I top one month

Jonghyun: WHAT

Minhyun: YES

Jonghyun: IMMA DIE NOW-

Daniel: ^same bro.....sAME

Ong: ^IMMA SHOVE THAT BUTTPLUG DEEP INSIDE

Daniel: ^WHAT IF I CANT GET IT OUT

Ong: ^EXACTLY

Sungwoon: ^RIP

Jonghyun: WOOJIN

Woojin: dare

Jonghyun: kiss the next person that walks in

Woojin: DONT WALK IN

Jihoon: OMFG I JUST WALKED IN

Woojin: YOU

Jihoon: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE LEADER IF THE PINK SAUSAGE SQUAD

Woojin: IM THE LEADER

Jonghyun: K I S S

Jinyoung: closes eyes

Hyungseop: *cries*

Woojin: *kisses hand* *slaps Jihoon with it*

Woojin: and it's a kiss

Jihoon: WTF MAN THAT HURT

Woojin: ITS BETTER THAN ACTUALLY KISSING YOU!!?

Jihoon: TRUE-

Woojin: Hyungseop

Hyungseop: truth

Woojin: admit it.....EUIWOONG IS CUTE

Hyungseop: OK FINE.....he cute....bUT YOU'RE CUTER AND HOTTER PARK WOOJIN 

Woojin: I MEAN YOU STILL SAID HE CUTE

Hyungseop: BUT YOU'RE CUTER AND HOTTER

Woojin: FINE.....I let it pass

Hyungseop: OH W O W

Hyungseop: Sungwoon hyung ^^

Sungwoon: yes kid

Hyungseop: do you really use Taehyun's on your face to get pretty skin-

Jisung: OH PLEASE SAY NO

Taehyun: WHAT HELL NA-

Ong: AND YALL CALL ME NASTY

Sungwoon: OMG NO 

Hyungseop: ARE U SURE? CUS U BE LOOKIN KINDA PALE-

Sungwoon: IM SURE OMFG

Hyungseop: ok then.....iF YOU SAY SO

Sungwoon: DEEP

Jinyoung: I'm deep

Sungwoon: truth, dare?

Jinyoung: truth

Sungwoon: Tell us Jihoon's secret

Jihoon: DONT

Jinyoung: FINE....y'all remember Daniel's missing cat doll?

Daniel: Y E S 

Minhyun: *grabs popcorn*

Jinyoung: Jihoon accidentally threw it out of the window

Hyungseop: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY THROW SOMETHING OUT OF THE WINDOW

Jinyoung: sAME WAY YOU ACCIDENTALLY THROW A CHAIR

Hyungseop: OK BUT-

Daniel: WINK YOU ARE D E A D 

Jihoon: OH HELL NAH IM TO HANDSOME TO DIE

Daniel: YOU'RE STILL DEAD-

Jinyoung: PARK JIHOON

Jihoon: YES BAE

Jinyiung: YOU HAD A CRUSH IN DAEHWI BEFORE YOU MET ME DIDNT YA?!??

Daehwi: WELL I DONT BLAME HIM-

Samuel:.....I don't blame him either...cus Daehwi is ❤️❤️😍😍😍😘😘😌😏😏

Jihoon: IT LASTED 30 MINUTES

Jinyoung: DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU HAD A CRUSH ON THAT

Daewhi: *beautiful

Jinyoung: THAT BEAUTIFUL

Jihoon: JISUNG-

Jinyoung: I WAS NOT DONE

Jihoon: J I S U N G HYUNG

Jisung: truth

Jihoon: you have a crush on someone?

Jisung: crush error not found, Jisung needs : N O

Jihoon: DONT LIE-

Yongguk: YALL HAVE BEEN SPAMMING FOR MONTHS NOW WTF IS HAPPENING

Jisung: I....uh....wha-

Minhyun: I.....is Yongguk here?

Jaehwan: he.....is

Sungwoon: have long have you been here

Yongguk: have long have y'all had this chat?

Jisung: some months now

Yongguk: tHEN SOME MONTHS THEN

Jisung: YOU WANNA OKAY TRUTH OR DARE???

Yongguk: nah I'm doing something important now

Sihyun: HE'S CUDDLING ME-

Jihoon: WHERE DO YALL EVEN COME FROM?!?

Daehwi: DAMN WTF SIHYUN IS HERE-

Yongguk: IM NOT CUDDLING YOUR NASTY

Minhyun: love story more tragic then Jaehwan's

Sihyun: YOU ARE THO

Yongguk: NO.....were snuggling

Sungwoon: CUDDLING

Sihyun: ^SEE!!??!!

Yongguk: NO

Sihyun: FINE....we're "snuggling"

Jisung: WELL HAVE FUN AND GOOD NIGHT

Daniel: WHY ARE WE SLEEPING SO EARLY?!!

Jisung: it's 2 am

Minhyun: GOODNIGHT-

Jihoon: BUT ONE LAST THING

Jisung: what

Jihoon: Minhyun....tell us......dID YOU REALLY LEAK THE TAPE BY AN ACCIDENT

Ong: !!!!!

Minhyun: lmao of course not.....iT WAS ON PURPOSE 

Daniel: WHY-

Minhyun: CUS I KNEW IT WOULD BE A HIT-

Jisung: I CANT BELIVE IT HAS OVER 1MILL VIEWS

Ong: ^DAMN IT HAS-

Jaehwan: nah y'all I heard that NCTs Jaehyun and Doyoung's vid has over 100mill

Ong: WHAT

Daniel: HOW?!?!

Minhyun: I WATCHED IT

Minhyun: THEIR UING WAS BAAAAD

Jaehwan: wELL IT WASNT THAT BAD

Sungwoon: IT WAS BETTER THAN ONGNIEL'S TAPE

Ong: OUR TAPE IS GOLD

Jaehwan: then why does it only have 1mill

Ong: 1MILL IS ALOT 

Jaehwan: 100MILL IS MORE

Jisung: GET.SOME.SLEEP.

Woojin: goodnight.........idiots

 

 

 

 

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coolmage30
#1
Chapter 77: Oh God I love these craccheads
kooriice #2
Chapter 7: Roflmao they asked who tops to 2hyun like 4 times because they can't believe that Jonghyun tops hahahahahaha (actually I'd join them in asking that repeatedly to see if the answer changes too LOL)
kooriice #3
Chapter 5: Nation's Leader indeed
Agyusshi
#4
Chapter 77: I'm gonna miss them soon
MiyaChan
#5
Chapter 77: Lol this casual Conversation topics are so random and yet too funny
Jihooniyo
#6
Chapter 76: you're finally updating!! haha ><√
MiyaChan
#7
Chapter 76: Daniel and his obession with cat nation is adorbs.
ANd finally another new chapter it was somewhat priceless once again, wanna one as crackheads together
Agyusshi
#8
Chapter 76: Hahahahahaha you're alive!!!! Thanks for the update!!!
A2 #9
Chapter 76: Hahahahhahaahhaahha! I love this story. Keep it up author.
MiyaChan
#10
Chapter 75: Omg Justin is back! Lmao and wait a minute is a bop but the chorus I can't--
And LMAO the group is so outrageous