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Jisung: oK y'all I'll try my best to sound relaxed right now but wHICH ONE OF YOU PIECES OF KILLED JIHOON?!?

Sungwoon: hdhdhdh just because he's been missing for 3 hours doesn't mean someone killed him

Jinyoung: WHO KILLED HIM?! TELL ME

Minhyun: why do you assume someone killed him-

Jinyoung: PARK WOOJIN, DID YOU KILL JIHOON

Woojin: sorry I don't know a Jihoon 

Daniel:......

Seongwoo: Woojin sweetie....are you on?

Jaehwan: he's never ok, what do you mean-

Jinyoung: PARK JIHOON, DID YOU KILL JIHOON?

Woojin: UGH why am I always the one who gets accused of murder

Daehwi: ^yeah it really doesn't make sense 

GuabLin: Jaehwan is truly the member who has most likely killed someone 

Jaehwan: I AM NOT 

Minhyun: yes you are

Jaehwan: shut up you  

Jinyoung: TALK PARK TALK, DID YOU KILL YOUR FELLOW SAUSAGE MEMBER?

Woojin: NO

Woojin: I have not murdered ANYONE 

Woojin: and also small head, you can shut the up ok? He's probably sleeping somewhere 

Jinyoung: did you just call me small head?!? You're the shot your mom should've swallowed 

Woojin: ugh, why didn't she-

Daniel: Well you never know Woojin....maybe you did kill him

Seongwoo: Yeah, maybe you were jealous of his beautiful look as and the fact that he's better than you at dancing-

Woojin oK STOP THE UP THERE, YOU CAN CALL ME UGLY ALL YOY WANT BUT UNDERESTIMATING NY DANCING SKILLS?!? NO, A BIG FAT N O

Woojin: I'm literally the best dancer here

Seongwoo: bUT-

Woojin: better than you

Daniel: Well-

Woojin: No one likes you Daniel

GuanLin: WRONG everyone loves him

Daehwi: he basically owns Korea by now

Woojin: does it look like I give a tho?!? NO, NO I DONT 

Jinyoung: jUST GIVE ME JIHOON BACK

Jisung: maybe he went out for a walk

Jinyoung: ITS BEEN 3 HOURS

Sungwoon: a 3 hour walk

Jinyoung: ITS LIKE 4 AM 

Jaehwan: well, I've heard midnight walks are really healthy for you

Woojin: I don't care about him so-

Woojin: OH

Woojin: ON FORGET THE BULL I SAID EARLIER, WE NEED JIHOON BACK

Jaehwan: why tho?

Woojin: WHY?! WE HAVE A MEETING WITH A PRODUCER ABOUT THIS SHOW CALLED "Cooking with Punk Sausage"

Minhyun: let me guess, you're getting a cooking show together?

Woojin: Jepp

Jinyoung: cooking show? 

GaunLin: more like "let's burn down the kitchen" show 

Jinyoung: ^true

Woojin: ugh shut up, just help me find him

Jinyoung: I'VE HEEN TRYING FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS

Woojin: whoops my bad

Woojin: PARK JIHOON

Woojin: WINK BOY

Woojin: YOU PINK LOVING JIGGLY PUFF LOOKING , WHERE ARE YOU-

Jihoon: I swear to god if you don’t shut up now I’ll personally come and slit your throat 

Daniel: OH, I FOUND HIM YALL

Jaehwan: *sigh*

Jinyoung: iM Babe, where were you?!??!?

Jihoon: Well long story short, I was going to take a but then I fell asleep in the bathroom-

Jisung: YOU FELL ASLEEP?!?

Seongwoo: oh that’s why the bathroom door was locked

Daehwi: ^idiot 

Seongwoo: Lmao I’m just joking, I actually knew he was in there 

Sungwoon: And you didn’t tell us because?-

Seongwoo: HDJDJSH because it was fun seeing y’all all panicked

Jisung:

Woojin: OMG

GuanLin: I HATE THIS FAMILY

Minhyun: I swear to god, I thought someone had taken him or something 

Jaehwan: WHY EVEN-

Jinyoung: WHAT.THE..

Daehwi: SEONGWOO YOU LITTLE -

Daniel: WHY THE

Seongwoo: don’t act surprised Daniel, o literally told you

Daniel: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha-

Sungwoon: DANIEL KNEW ABOUT IT TOO?!?

Daniel: what? We’re a couple, we don’t keep secrets for each other 

Sungwoon: Taehyun literally didn’t even tell me his name when we first met 

Taehyun: hdhshshsh I wanted to be that one mysteries guy

Sungwoon: I dated you for 7 months without knowing your name 

Taehyun: exactly, that one mysterious guy 

Minhyun: So Ongniel knew and didn’t tell us anything?! 

Seongwoo: we that one mysterious couple 

Taehyun: YOU UNORIGINAL HOES-

Jihoon: ugh so what did y’all even need me for 

Daehwi: you’re going to burn down a kitchen with Woojin

Jihoon: Oh, our cooking show of course

Woojin: oh how nice of you to remember because tHE MEETING IS LITERALLY STARING IN 5 MIN SO GET YOUR TO THE VAN

Jihoon: oH - 

Jihoon: iM in my way, shut The Up

Jinyoung: iM gonna miss you

Jihoon: UWU, I’ll miss you more babe 

Woojin: no one cares, COME ON YOU HEADASS

Jihoon: iM ON MY WAY, SHUT THE UP I ALREADY TOLD YOU-

Jisung: oK BYE

GuanLin: did you just push him outside....and locked the door

Jisung: Hey, If 2park are gon kill each other then I don’t want to witness it 

Jinyoung: ^seems like a reasonable explanation