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Sungwoon: I NEED HELP

Jisung: Yeah no  

Sungwoon: Jisung this is not the time to roast the testicle hairs out of me 

Sungwoon: this is IMPORTANT 

Woojin: omg?!? Are you giving birth?!

Seongwoo: ^Park Woojin is CANCELLED 

Daniel: Lmao imagine pregnant Sungwoon 

Jinyoung: oH IM IMAGINING IT 

Jinyoung: MY POOR MIND

Jihoon: ohhhhh Babe, you're such an idiot 

Sungwoon: IM NOT PREGNANT 

Sungwoon: i’m just annoyed cus my grandpa is yelling at me to get married and have kids

GuanLin: I agree with your grandpa, you're starting to get old, GET MARRIED YOU DWARF

Sungwoon: I’m not old, you're just a fetus 

Minhyun: you said the same thing about your height 

Minhyun: "I'm not small, y'all are just tall"-Ha Sungwoon 

Sungwoon: one more word about my height and I'm blasting your balls

Jaehwan: Lmao what balls?

Minhyun: Jaehwan, behave 

Jaehwan: yes dad 

Sungwoon: the obvious problems are

Daehwi: you cant get pregnant?

Sungwoon: well yeah-

Sungwoon: aaaaand it's the fact that I'm dating Taehyun and the poor old man doesn't know that so he keeps yelling at me to get a wife but like......

Woojin: You like

Sungwoon: I LIKE

Jihoon: you're dating Taehyun?!? 

Jihoon: I thought you just made out in the middle of the living room for fun

Sungwoon: Jihoon you're cute and all, but damn you're stupid 

Daehwi: OH Jihoon, you're dating Jinyoung? Sorry, I just thought y'all liked cuddling each other everyday just for fun 

Jihoon: oK you've got a point 

Woojin: w-we used to cuddle each other just for fun tho

Daehwi: you used to treat me like I was your cat 

Daniel: dID I SEE THE WORD "CAT"??!

Jisung; NO-

Sungwoon: hOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THE OLD MAN

GuanLin: how hard can it possibly be

Sungwoon: uhm "hi grandpa, I'm just going to ruin your dreams about me getting a wife cus I'm gay and I like , sorry but I'll still help you with your farm if that makes you happy"

GuanLin: see? Easy 

Sungwoon: sHUT UP GUANLIN

Sungwoon: its not easy 

Sungwoon: I literally came out to him 3 years ago

Sungwoon: TWO TIMES

Sungwoon: And he STILL thinks that I'm straight

Minhyun: He's so old, his braincells are starting to disappear 

Daniel: explains why Jisung is starting to become a headass, he's just becoming old 

Jisung: one more joke about my age and I'll make sure both of your are gone by tomorrow 

Seongwoo: lmaooooo good luck with that Niel 

Daniel: BETRAYAL 

Jihoon: YOU'RE DEAD PARK

Woojin: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO FIGHT ME, I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING 

Jihoon: YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING?!?THEN WHO THE PUT CHEESE IN OUR SHAMPOO BOTTLES 

Jihoon: IM ING CHEESED

Jihoon: LITERALLY

Seongwoo: WHAT?!?

Seongwoo: THE CHEESE WAS FOR JAEHWAN 

Seongwoo: goddamn it Jihoon, thanks for ruining my amazingly evil master plan 

Jaehwan: you tried to prank me?!?

Jaehwan: ILL SHOVE YOU BACK IN YOUR MOMS

Minhyun: LANGUAGE 

Jaehwan: KOREAN

Minhyun: NO-

Jinyoung: Lmao I just thought of something 

GuanLin: Same 

GuanLin: snakes literally have no arms?! Like what the , that's sad man-

Jinyoung: no not that

Jinyoung: i’m having flashbacks from that time Daehwi tried to kill me

Daehwi: ^this Small headed piece of cow sent Samuel a screenshot of ME admitting to my BEST FRIEND aka mister Bae Jinyoung that I have a big fuvking crush on mister hottie aka Kim Samuel 

Jinyoung: you should thank me, I'm the reason y'all got together in the first place 

Woojin: uhhhhhh BULL

Woojin: Daehwi ignored Samuel for a whole week after you sent him the screenshot 

Woojin: i'm the one who locked them inside a small room and made them confess to each other 

Jihoon: LIES 

Jihoon: iT was MY idea

Jihoon: I just made you do all the hard work like the side kick you are 

Woojin: iM NOT your side kick 

GuanLin: actually, I'm the one who takes the credit 

Daehwi: you didn't even do anything!??

Daehwi: you know, expect for listening to me cry for a whole week

GuanLin: exactly, I just sat there and watched, allowing your relationship to develop naturally WITHOUT ing it up like the three idiots over there

Daehwi: ugh

Daehwi: this is the first time I've heard facts coming from Guanlin's mouth 

Daniel: damn, I thought he only knew how to speak bull 

GuanLin: Yeah, bull is my first language 

Jaehwan: WHO PUT A LEGO IN MY ING SHOE

Jaehwan: I STEPPED ON IT 

Jaehwan: IM DYING

Jaehwan: SEWOON, IF YOU SEE THIS, BEFORE I DIE I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT......

Sewoon: no I won't marry you 

Jaehwan: THAT I LOVE YOY

Sewoon: Lmao, I love me too

Minhyun: JAEHWAN, GET YOUR TOGETHER, ITS JUST A ING LEGO, I'VE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR 15 MINUTES WAITING FOR YOU TO PUT ON YOUR GODDAMN SHOE AND IM ING STARVING SO GET YOUR PETTY TOGETHER 

Jaehwan: YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

Jaehwan:....oK maybe you are

Jaehwan: oK, iM dome crying now 

Jisung:.....Seongwoo

Seongwoo: Lmao I'm a genius 

Jisung: a lego? Really 

Seongwoo: well Jihoon ruined my cheese plan, I needed SOMETHING 

Daniel: you evil cutie 

Seongwoo: yep, that's me