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Sungwoon: MERRY CHRISTMAS HOES

 

 Jihoon: iTS 6 AM

 

Sungwoon: ITS CHRISTMAS YOU BRAT

 

Sungwoon: NOW EVERYONE, GET OUT OF YOUR ROOMS, THIS SANTA GOT A SURPRISE FOR YALL

 

GuanLin: OH SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT SANTA!

 

Sungwoon: GuanLin....

 

Minhyun: DONT TELL HIM.

 

Sungwoon: Santa....

 

Jisung: DONT-

 

Sungwoon: he....

 

Seongwoo: jUST TELL HIM ALREADY

 

Daniel: BABE?!?

 

Seongwoo: OH CMON, THE GUY IS 17, HE SHOULD KNOW BY NOW

 

GuanLin: k...know what?....

 

Sungwoon: Santa...he...he's not real....

 

GuanLin: WHAT?! HAVE I BEEN LIVING A LIE?! 

 

GuanLin: BABE!!??

 

Seonho: its 6 am bae, what do u want?

 

GuanLin: SANTA.IS.NOT.REAL.

 

Seonho: WHAT?! 

 

Sungwoon: I'm sorry-

 

GuanLin: HOW DARE YOU

 

Sungwoon: ITS OK CUS I GAVE YOU GIFTS THIS YEAR

 

GuanLin: YOU'RE NOT SANTA

 

Sungwoon: no, I'm hotter and younger 

 

GuanLin: HYUNG!

 

Sungwoon: JUST GO OUT 

 

GuanLin: FINE.........

 

Daniel: should we go live?! #ChristmasInZeroBase?

 

Seongwoo: nah...lets just...get our presents...

 

Woojin: THERE'S A BIG TOY HELICOPTER IN FRONT OF MY ING ROOM IM SIHAHAHAHA

 

Woojin: ITS THE BEST PRESENT EVER

 

Woojin: IM SO HAPPY

 

Woojin: *cries I'm Woojin*

 

Hyungseop: ok I got u a wayyyyy better present

 

Woojin: WHAT'S BETTER THAN A HELICOPTER?!

 

Hyungseop: well....I'm in front of the Zero base vending machine right now so-

 

Woojin: OMG

 

Hyungseop: :)

 

Woojin: YOU'RE HERE TO GIVE ME MY GIFT?! AWWW BABE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE

 

Hyungseop: me Woojin.....your gift is me...I'm your gift 

 

Woojin: OMG BABE I LOVE U

 

Woojin: WE CAN FINALLY SPEND TIME TOGETHER 

 

Jaehwan: THERES A ING DIAMOND MICROPHONE IN MY ROOM

 

Sungwoon: if you’re going to sing then sing using a diamond microphone 

 

Jaehwan: I ING LOVE YOU

 

Sungwoon: awwww

 

Sewoon: HANDS OF BRAT

 

Sungwoon: IM OLDER THAN YOU

 

Sewoon: I didn’t ask-

 

Jisung: where’s my gift?

 

Sungwoon: go outside 

 

Jisung: please don’t tell me you bought a giraffe 

 

Sungwoon: ITS A GIRAFFE!

 

Jisung: yOU ING IDIOT, HOW TF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THIS THING IN ZERO BASE?!?

 

Sungwoon: the walls are tall af

 

Jisung: YEAH FOR YOU! YOU’RE SMALL SO THE WALLS LOOK TALL TO YOU-

 

Sungwoon: nah man, you’re thinking too much, just enjoy your giraffe

 

Jisung: well....thanks...I guess.....

 

GuanLin: I.SMELL.PIZZA.

 

Sungwoon: just ordered one, merry Christmas man

 

GuanLin: SANTA, SUNGWOON IS TGE REAL

 

Sungwoon: I TOLD YOU IM BETTER THAN SANTA-

 

Daniel: I HEAR CATS

 

Daniel: THERE’S A CAT

 

Daniel: I GOT A ING CAT

 

Daniel: IM ABOUT TO CRY

 

Jaehwan: NO.MORE.CATS

 

Daniel: .CATS.

 

Jinyoung: Lmao So y’all are telling me that Daniel likes now?

 

Seongwoo: HELL.ING.NAH.

 

Daniel: Lmao NO, I’m a person 

 

Daehwi: everyone here are people

 

Seongwoo: “straight?”, Sorry, never heard that word before

 

Minhyun: YOU GAVE ME THE MEGA VACCUM CLEANER 2000?!? 

 

Sungwoon: yes my friend, yes I did

 

Minhyun: HA SUNGWOON I LOVE YOU, I LOVE EVERY INCH OF YOUR BODY

 

Taehyun: well, that’s not many inches 

 

Sungwoon: BABE-

 

Taehyun: HDJDHDHD ITS THE TRUTH

 

Sungwoon: YOU

 

Minhyun: IM SO HAPPY DHSHAHA

 

Sungwoon: and also there’s more

 

Minhyun: THERE’S MORE?!?

 

Sungwoon: come to my room

 

Minhyun: I’m on my way- Hhhzhhjdudhsushsh

 

Daehwi: STOP YELLING 

 

Jihoon: WHO’S SCREAMING LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD GIRL💀💀

 

Jisung: Minhyun is-

 

Jihoon: bHAHAHAHHAHA

 

Daniel: WHAT??! WHAT HAPPEN?! WHAT WAS IN HIS ROOM?! ANOTHER VACUM CLEANER?!?

 

Minhyun: NU’EST!

 

Jinyoung: oH -

 

Jinyoung: Did Sungwoon really hide NU’EST in his ing room all night hdjdhhshsh

 

Donghan: no cus that woke us up at 2 ing am just to get us here

 

Sungwoon: well I don’t regret anything 

 

Minki: MINHYUN

 

Minhyun: MY MAN

 

Aron: MINHYUN

 

Minhyun: MY MAN

 

Donghan: MINHYUN 

 

Minhyun: MAN 

 

Jonghyun: BABE

 

Minhyun: BABE-

 

Minhyun: YOU SUNGWOON, YOU MADE ME FUVKJNG CRY

 

Sungwoon: no problem

 

Jinyoung: why are my plastic balls reflective

 

Sungwoon: so you can watch your reflection all day

 

Jinyoung: *cries* y...you know me so well....

 

Sungwoon: ofc kid

 

Daehwi: mOVE THE AWAY YOU UNCULTURED BRATS

 

Daniel: SAMUEL IS HERE??

 

Daehwi: YOU, SAMUEL IS HERE

 

Sungwoon: I called him

 

Daehwi: I ING LOVE YOU 

 

Sungwoon: CALL ME HA SANTA

 

Jihoon: So tf did you give me?!

 

Sungwoon: check The fridge

 

Jihoon: OMG

 

Jihoon; YOU GAVE ME CHICKEN!

 

Jihoon: IM ABOUT TO CRY BLOOD

 

Jihoon: IM ING CRYIG BLOOD

 

Jinyoung: awwww THATS adorable 

 

Seongwoo: he’s crying blood.....

 

Jinyoung: ADORABLE

 

Seongwoo: THERES A CAR OUTSIDE

 

Seongwoo: WHY DID THE STAFF CALL ME TO SAY THAT THERE’S A CAR OUTSIDE??!

 

Sungwoon:.....

 

Seongwoo: HA SUNGWOON, I ING LOVE YOU

 

Daniel: wHAT ABOUT ME???

 

Seongwoo: HE GAVE ME A CAR

 

Daniel: WELL I GAVE YOU MY HEART

 

Jonghyun: mans got a point

 

Seongwoo:....*no comment*

 

Taehyun: So hottie

 

Sungwoon: omg-

 

Taehyun: what did you get me?

 

Sungwoon: nothing-

 

Taehyun: oh well then, why are our HotShot members standing in front of my dorm then?

 

Sungwoon: FINE...I...kinda...called them

 

Taehyun: I TOLD YOU YOU’RE SOFT FOR ME

 

Sungwoon: IM NOT SOFT FOR YOU

 

Taehyun: don’t lie babe- 

 

Sungwoon: FINE I’m whipped FINE I’m soft for you FINE I love you with all my heart FINE I would sacrifice everything for you-

 

Taehyun:........

 

Hyunbin:....

 

Kenta:....

 

Sanggyun:.....

 

Yongguk:......

 

Donghan:......

 

Jisung: w h i p p e d

 

Taehyun: awww Babe I love you too

 

Sungwoon: ok...yeah..this is definitely the best Christmas ever

 

Taehyun: Merry Christmas Babe

 

Sungwoon: merry Christmas......