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Sungwoon: y'all 

 

Sungwoon: y'all 

 

Sungwoon: YALL 

 

Sungwoon: YA ING ALL 

 

Jinyoung: what the actual do you want Sungwoon, I'm only asking you this cus I don't want a screeching dwarf running after me 

 

Sungwoon: I'm eating pizza but I'm too lazy to get my up and grab a coke so I'll demand one of you idiots to do it for me

 

Jaehwan: stop being lazy or I'll eat your

 

Sungwoon: what-

 

Taehyun: WHAT

 

Jaehwan: NOT LIKE THAT-

 

Jisung: I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO BE CAREFUL WITH WHAT YOU WROTE JAEHWAN

 

Jaehwan: it was a MISTAKE 

 

GuanLin: YOU WERE A MISTAKE 

 

Woojin: 

 

 

 

Sungwoon: JUST GET ME MY DAMN COKE 

 

Daniel: ?!? You want us to get you ?!? WHO THE DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! TINDER??? CUBE ENTERTAINMENT???

 

Seongwoo: Daniel you ing idiot of a boyfriend 

 

Seongwoo: COKE not

 

Daniel: WELL IM SORRY

 

Daniel: I have gay braincells ok????

 

Minhyun: coke?? NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SMOKE ANY KIND OF DRUG IN THIS CHRISTIAN HOUSE YOU IG MORONS 

 

Woojin: and when the did our gay asses become Christian 

 

Daniel: what do you mean?? We're totally a holy household

 

Seongwoo: I really want Daniel to pin me against the wall and me 

 

Seongwoo: amen

 

Woojin: YALL

 

Woojin: IF I SEE DANIEL PINNING SEONGWOO AGAINST THE WALL AGAIN THEN IM MOVING THE OUT 

 

Jisung: AGAIN??

 

Jisung: IT HAS HAPPENED ONCE??

 

Jihoon: oh trust me

 

Jihoon: I've seen it more than once 

 

Sungwoon: YALL ARE ING UGLY FOR NOT GETTING ME THE COKE 

 

Daehwi: I've already told you this Sungwoon

 

Daehwi: WHEN THEY SAY PEOPLE GET HIGH ON DRUGS THEY DON'T MEAN YOUR HEIGHT 

 

Sungwoon: coke Daehwi

 

Sungwoon: ing COCA COLA 

 

Jinyoung: maybe if you had common sense then MNET wouldn't evil edit your  

 

Daehwi: maybe if you seemed a little talented during the audition then you wouldn't get an F 

 

Jinyoung: YOU DID NOT 

 

GuanLin: HEI

 

GuanLin: THATS ACTUALLY OFFENSIVE TO MORE THAN JUST ONE PERSON 

 

Jisung: YEAH-

 

Jaehwan: maybe if Sungwoon did a Hyungseob and tried to stand out a little bit then he wouldn't get 3 seconds of screen time 

 

Sungwoon: WELL YOU  

 

Sungwoon: my talent saved me 

 

Woojin: I saved MYSELF 

 

Woojin: went from 74 to 6??? IM AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND 

 

Woojin: I danced my way to success

 

Minhyun: The only thing that saved Jihoon was his ty Wink 

 

Jihoon: MY WINK MADE MY CAREER  

 

Jihoon: y'all

 

Daniel: a scandal made my career

 

Seongwoo: YOU PUT CATS ON YOUR BIO

 

Daniel: and it made me famous 

 

Daniel: like I really did that

 

Woojin: Daniel, Minhyun, Seongwoo And Jihoon are the only reason the rest of us are JOBLESS 

 

Jihoon: we snatch jobs like we snatch wigs 

 

Jinyoung: you snatch jobs like Woojin snatch boyfriends 

 

GuanLin: wait WHAT- 

 

Jinyoung: issa joke

 

Jinyoung: I SWEAR ITS A JOKE 

 

Sungwoon: YALL HAVENT GOTTEN ME MY COKE YET

 

Sungwoon: NOW THATS A ING JOKE 

 

Jihoon: CHILL

 

Woojin: let the drug dealers do their job 

 

Minhyun: WHAT DRUG DEALERS???

 

Woojin: Me

 

Jihoon: And me

 

Woojin: of course 

 

Daehwi: why am I not surprised 

 

Jinyoung: because it's not surprising 

 

Sungwoon: a cola

 

Sungwoon: get me a ing COLA 

 

Woojin: well why didn't you just say that in the first place??

 

Sungwoon: I DID 

 

Jihoon: no, you said COKE 

 

Sungwoon: THINK WITH YOUR HEAD, NOT YOUR JIHOON

 

Woojin: what ?

 

Jihoon: WOOJIN

 

Woojin: WHAT ???

 

GuanLin: headasses, all of you HEADASSES

 

Seongwoo: So I've been thinking about what we're gonna do after we disband 

 

Jisung: ONG SEONGWOO

 

Jisung: AT LEAST CENCOR THE ING WORD 

 

Seongwoo: uhm D*sband

 

Seongwoo: So Jihoon's gonna get his out of maroon entertainment and sign up with BRAND NEW MUSIC

 

Seongwoo: Daniel and Jisung can create their own company

 

Seongwoo: Daniel as the money maker and Jisung as the comedian who does all the work cus he's the only one with braincells 

 

Daniel: BABE-

 

Seongwoo: no offense, but I'm the brains in this relationship 

 

Minhyun: you're LYING 

 

Seongwoo: IM NOT-

 

Seongwoo: anyway

 

Seongwoo: it looks like my company is going down so, I'mma✈️escape 

 

Jihoon: take Astro And Weki Meki with you

 

Seongwoo: of course 

 

Seongwoo: this is the best plan ever 

 

Sungwoon: ISTG give me my ing coke or I'm gonna ing SUE 

 

Jihoon: I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE COLA 

 

Sungwoon: the coke sweetie

 

Sungwoon: I NEED SOME  

 

Minhyun: NO DRUGS IN THIS HOUSE 

 

Woojin: good thing I sniff rice

 

Minhyun: PARK

 

Woojin: what

 

Jihoon: what

 

Minhyun: PARK WOOJIN

 

Jihoon: oh- 

 

Minhyun: NO MORE RICE 

 

Jihoon: well

 

Jihoon: good thing I'm Park Jihoon

 

Minhyun: PARK JIHOON YOU TOO

 

Jihoon: YOU HWANG

 

Jihoon: THIS IS WHY NU'EST HATES YOU

 

Jonghyun: wHAT??? I love him 

 

Minhyun: UWU I love you too 

 

Jonghyun: aww you're cute 

 

Minki: Who?

 

Jonghyun: Minhyun 

 

Minki: Who's Minhyun?

 

Minhyun: 

 

 

 

 

Sungwoon: STOP USING ME AS A MEME

 

GuanLin: shut up you frog 

 

Sungwoon: you know when I was young, we would actually respect our elders 

 

GuanLin: you know when I was your height- 

 

Jinyoung: sis snapped

 

Daehwi: OOF

 

Jaehwan: have y'all seen my guitar or-

 

Jisung: I don't know

 

Jisung: did you try to shove it up Seongwoo's again?

 

Jaehwan: no-

 

Daniel: AGAIN??

 

Jisung: yes

 

Jisung: AGAIN

 

Jisung: And Kang Daniel

 

Jisung: WHY THE DO I HEAR MEOWING COMING FROM YOUR ROOM

 

Seongwoo: BECAUSE THERE ARE CURRENTLY 6 CATS LIVIN IN HERE 

 

Jisung: WHAT??

 

Jisung: WHY-

 

Daniel: CAT NATION LIVES 

 

Jisung: that's it, you're getting sold away-