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Minhyun: pLEASE TELL ME THAT IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S HEARING IT

Jisung: nOPE YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE

Jihoon: THE SOUNDS

Jinyoung: I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE

Daehwi: *covers GuanLin's ears* IM SORRY LIN

GuanLin: *covers Daewhi's ears* it's ok

Sungwoon: MY POOR INNOCENT EARS

Minhyun: ^..... face

Sungwoon: ^SHUT UP

Woojin: CAN ONGNIEL JUST NOT DO IT NOW?!??

Daniel: w...what do you mean?

Ong: we're at the mall right now......

Minhyun: t...then who's doing "it"

Jihoon: who's sounds is it then.......

Jinyoung: guys....wHERE IS JAEHWAN?!

Jisung: ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT-

Daehwi: JAEHWAN AND

Woojin: SEWOON

Sungwoon: ARE THEY?!?

GuanLin: ^I HOPE NOT

Sewoon: b...but I'm at Samuel's house....

Daehwi: WHAT??!?

Sewoon: NOTHING-

Minhyun: wAIT-

Jisung: KIM JAEHWAN!

Jaehwan: y...yes?

Sungwoon: ARE YOU WATCHING GAY ?!??!?

Daehwi: *not suprised*

GuanLin: *is disgusted*

Jihoon: *disappointed but not suprised*

Jinyoung: *grabs popcorn* YAAS JISUNG, WHOOP HIS

Woojin: OMG PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE WATCHING THE VIDEO YOU SHOWED US LAST FRIDAY?!?

Ong: ^HE SHOWED YOU-

Daniel: GAY ?!?!??

Minhyun: KIM!JAEHWAN!

Jaehwan: actually it's "King" Jaehwan

Jisung: ARE YOU NOT YOU NOT WATCHING GAY IN THE ING ROOM?!?

Jaehwan: I'm not

Sungwoon: THEN EXPLAIN THE SOUNDS

Jaehwan: can't be explained sorry

Minhyun: KIM JAEHWAN

Jaehwan: IM NOT WATCHING

Jisung: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR LIES, FROM WE GOTTA BE STRAIGHT WITH EACH OTHER!

Damiel: BHAHAHAHAHAH THATS A GOOD JOKE HYUNG-

Minhyun: Jisung...I know you're the leader and all but "straight".....hA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Sungwoon: WE FOR A LIVING "straight" MY

Jihoon: straight? Sorry never heard of her

Daehwi: *gay

GuanLin: well....I guess Seonho is a girl now

Woojin: Does Seop look like a girl to you?!

Jonghyun: I MEAN he DOES look like a girl-

Hyungseop: ^gET OUT

Daniel: the only thing that's "straight" is my whenever I see Seongwoo

Ong: ^awwwww how sweet

Jaehwan: WE DONT EVEN LIE THO-

Jisung: ^thats the biggest lie you've told....

Jisung: NOW EVERYONE! TELL ALL THE LIES YOU'VE TOLD, LET ME HEAR THAT .....and be honest

Woojin: Jihoon I'm sorry but......

Jihoon: bUT?!?

Woojin: I kinda accidentally dropped our rice in the toilet....HA HA HA Ha ha ha......

Jihoon: YOU WHAT?!???

Woojin: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR

Jaehwan: HOW DO YOU DROP RICE?!?

Woojin: HOW DO YOU NOT?!?

Sungwoon: IDIOTS

Woojin: -

Sungwoon: DO NOT

Woojin: c..... FACE

Sungwoon: DAMNNIT 

Jihoon: GET SOME NEW RICE

Woojin: FINE....grab the gun

Jinyoung: try not to kill anyone 

Jihoon: TRY

Hyungseop: and also......IF YOU ARE GON KILL ANYONE, AIM FOR THE HEART-

Minhyun: ^NO SHOOTING

Jihoon: BUT RICE-

Minhyun: take the knife instead

Woojin: oH- 

Jihoon: OK

Daniel: Seongwoo I'm sorry but......

Ong: w...what

Daniel: You know your favorite bear? Well I kinda lost it on our honeymoon, bought a new one for you, pretended that it was THE bear and YOU ENDED UP BELIEVING IT HA HA HA ha ha ha

Ong: Kang Euigeon 

Sungwoon: OH -

Minhyun: HE WROTE EUIGON

Sungwoon: THATS WHEN YOU HE'S MAD

GuanLin: IF YALL FIGHT TRY NOT TO STAB EACH OTHER

Daniel: Kang Seongwoo.....

Minhyun: THE

Jaehwan: UAL

Sungwoon: TENSION 

Jisung: I CAN FEEL IT THRU THE SCREEN

Ong: no for 2 weeks

Daniel: wHAT?!?

Ong: YOU FORGOT HOW TO READ NOW?!??

Daniel: B....bUT I JUST GOT OUT OF MY BAN

Jisung: the truth hurts doesn't it

Sungwoon: DAMN ONG AINT GOT ANY CHILL

Minhyun: S C A R Y

Jaehwan: RIP DANIEL

Daehwi: YES! NO SOUNDS!

Woojin: RIP LIVE

Daniel: But I love you inside me....

Daehwi: UAL

Woojin: TENSION

Ong: Daniel....you're going to be the death of me

Daniel: Seongwoo....you're the death of me...

Jisung: ^PLEASE DONT-

Ong: BUT STILL...no .2.weeks.

Woojin: D E A D

Sungwoon: bHAHAHAHA ONG IS THE REAL LEGEND-

Ong: BUT WE CAN CUDDLE:)

Daniel: can I cuddle my fingers inside you?

Jisung: N O

Sungwoon: NO PLEASE

Jaehwan: NO

Minhyun: HELL NAH

GuanLin: NO NO NO NO NO-

Ong: nO

Daniel: FINE

Ong: LETS CUDDLE WHEN WE GET HOME

Daniel: YAY-

Jisung: Winkdeep?

Woojin: ^making out

Jisung: ^oh-

 

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coolmage30
#1
Chapter 77: Oh God I love these craccheads
kooriice #2
Chapter 7: Roflmao they asked who tops to 2hyun like 4 times because they can't believe that Jonghyun tops hahahahahaha (actually I'd join them in asking that repeatedly to see if the answer changes too LOL)
kooriice #3
Chapter 5: Nation's Leader indeed
Agyusshi
#4
Chapter 77: I'm gonna miss them soon
MiyaChan
#5
Chapter 77: Lol this casual Conversation topics are so random and yet too funny
Jihooniyo
#6
Chapter 76: you're finally updating!! haha ><√
MiyaChan
#7
Chapter 76: Daniel and his obession with cat nation is adorbs.
ANd finally another new chapter it was somewhat priceless once again, wanna one as crackheads together
Agyusshi
#8
Chapter 76: Hahahahahaha you're alive!!!! Thanks for the update!!!
A2 #9
Chapter 76: Hahahahhahaahhaahha! I love this story. Keep it up author.
MiyaChan
#10
Chapter 75: Omg Justin is back! Lmao and wait a minute is a bop but the chorus I can't--
And LMAO the group is so outrageous