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Sungwoon: I SWEAR TO GOD ROH TAEHYUN WHERE IS MY FAVORITE PINK TOASTER

Jisung: you have a toaster?

Jihoon: and it's pink?!! THATS MY TOASTER NOW-

Sungwoon: GET AWAY WINK

Sungwoon: IM TALKING TO THIS LIL I CALL MY BOYFRINED

Woojin: ohhhhh they're boyfriends

Minhyun: ^yeah no have you been living under a rock or?

Woojin: ^no....I live in a house with 9 idiots and 1 bunny looking peach

Daniel: I'm the most adorable bunny looking peach alive

Seongwoo: you indeed are

Jisung: YALL ALWAYS FIGHT HOW TF ARE YALL DATING

Jinyoung: yeah I'm really curious....wHO CONFESSED

Jihoon: WAS IT ROMANTIC?! WAS IT LIKE IN A KDRAMA?!

Sungwoon: ^it was probably better than Jinyoung's confession

Jihoon: ^Junyoung was too to confess...I did all the work

Daehwi: ^I DID ALL THE WORK I basically confessed FOR BOTH OF YOU AND I CONFESSED TO SAMUEL TOO THE DAY AFTER

Jihoon: you did not-

Daehwi: I literally made a ing groupchat and told y'all that you like each other

Jinyoung: IT WAS ROMANTIC

Daehwi: IT WAS PATHETIC

Jihoon: YOU'RE PATHETIC

GuanLin: ALL OF YALL ARE PATHETIC, NOW LETS HEAR SUNGWOON AND TAEHYUN'S STORY

Jaehwan: on but first...GuanLin...wHERE THE ARE YOU-

GuanLin: I'm at Seonho's, we're having coke and pizza

Woojin: COKE?!?

Jihoon: DAMN WHO'S YOUR DEALER

Woojin: RICE IS STILL BETTER

GuanLin: cola Wink.....we're drinking Cola...

Jihoon: oh-

Jaehwan: I'm disappointed 

Jisung: so was I when I found out you were half on national tv

Jaehwan: DANIEL DIDNT TELL ME THAT THE CAMERA WAS ON AND THEY CENSORED IT

Daniel: and I regret nothing

Minhyun: I could still see it

Jaehwan: sHUT UP YOU BETRAYED ME ON NATIONAL TV

Minhyun: and I don't regret it

Seongwoo: you should thank me for choosing you for my team

Jaehwan: YOU HAD TO!

Jaehwan: I WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT

Seongwoo: and I regret nothing

Kenta: sO HATAE

GuanLin: spill your love life

Sungwoon: well....I confessed

Sanggyun: lmao like Taehyun has the balls to confess

Taehyun: IM KICKING YOU OUT

Sanggyun: try me

Jisung: ok tell us EVERYTHING 

Sungwoon: FINE

Sungwoon: so it was a beautiful sunny day at then hotshot dorm, I was just about to get some breakfast when I noticed someone staring at my obviously beautiful face 

Jonghyun: this sounds like something Hyunbin would write

Hyunbin: well...my face IS indeed beautiful

Seongwoo: I have a feeling Taehyun is like lowkey blushing right now

Taehyun: IM NOT

Donghan: he is

Taehyun: rESPECT ME

Donghan: no

GuanLin: *cries* Maknae on top hoes

Jisung: LAI GUANLIN-

Sungwoon:-CAN SHUT UP CUS IM TELLING MY ING STORY

Jihoon: oh-

GuanLin: I...I'm sorry

Sungwoon: GOOD

Sungwoon: so yeah I noticed someone staring at me so turned my head, I saw Taehyun looking at me with ing heart eyes

Taehyun: sHUT UP

Jaehwan: YOU CAN SHUT UP I WANNA HEAR THE ING STORY

Sungwoon:....so-

Sungwoon: Ya'll know those KDrama scenes where the main girl turned her head cuz the guys is like you know...staring and then she looks him right in the eye and the next thing you know they're faces are like 1 cm away from each other?

Jinyoung: yeah I've heard of those

Sungwoon: well yeah that happened

Woojin: I want to say it's cute but I'm not that nice

Hyungseop:^awww...such a sweetheart

Jisung: CONTINUE OMG THIS IS LIKE A DRAMA OMG OMG TELL MORE

Sungwoon: so 1 cm became 0,5 cm and 0,5 cm became 0 cm....

Jinyoung: YALL KISSED WHEN YOU WERE GETTING BREAKFAST

Daehwi: THATS SO ING CUTE IM ABOUT TO RAINBOWS

Taehyun: oMG-

Yongguk: TAEHYUN IS BLUSHING~

Taehyun: I AM NOT-

Sungwoon: I know you are

Taehyun: stop-

Minhyun: this was like a drama AMAZING

Jonghyun: ^it was wayyyy more romantic than our confession

Minhyun: ^I CONFESSED!

Jonghyun: ^exactly

Minhyun: ^kIM JONGHYUN-

Jonghyun: yes babe-

Jinyoung: that was an amazing love story

Daehwi: LETS WRITE A BOOK

Samuel: call it "kisses for breakfast"

Daehwi: THAT.IS.GENIUS BABE YES 

Samuel: ^love :)

Youngmin: I want kisses for breakfast

Donghyun: ^you always do tho 

Youngmin: ^i want more~~

Jisung: I'm kicking all of you cheesy romantic couples out

Jaehwan: then you'll have to kick us all out

Jisung: you ain't even romantic

Jaehwan: HOW DARE YOU

Sewoon: WE AINT ROMANTIC??!?

Jaehwan: IM SUING!

Jisung: yeah yeah-