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Donghan: HELLO HEADS

 

Jisung: oH OFC IT'S KIM DONGHAN

 

Donghan: awwww I know ya'll are happy to have me here

 

Taehyun: no, not actually

 

Donghan: WE LIVE TOGETHER

 

Kenta: sadly

 

Jihoon: so....wHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN 

 

Donghan: I'm accounting something 

 

Woojin: is is important?

 

Donghan: its important enough for me to wake Yongguk up from his coma

 

Yongguk: I WAS SLEEPING 

 

Sanggyun: "sleeping" my , you looked dead

 

Minhyun: aren't we all dead

 

Sungwoon: only on the inside 

 

Jinyoung: I'm dead inside and out

 

Daehwi: oh so THATS why you look like a zombie

 

Jinyoung: NO DAEHWI THATS JUST MY FACE

 

GuanLin: so yes...you DO look like a zombie 

 

Jinyoung: are you calling me ugly or dead?

 

Daniel: Zombie's are usually dead AND ugly 

 

Ong: DONT DISRESPECT ZOMBIES

 

Daniel: the truth hurts babe 

 

Jaehwan: life hurts

 

Sewoon: you're so emo

 

Jaehwan: I'm not emo, I just don't understand the leaning behind this thing ya'll call life.......

 

Samuel:....yeah...he's emo

 

Jisung: wHO MADE JAEHWAN EMO 

 

Woojin: he's been emo since Minhyun betrayed him for Baejin on national television 

 

Jaehwan: I WAS SAD OK?!

 

Jihoon: yeah, you say in your room crying for 10 hours

 

Jaehwan: DONT TELL HIM

 

Minhyun: oh I know

 

Jaehwan: how?!?

 

Minhyun:.....

 

GuanLin: and ya'll call me the dumb one-

 

Sungwoon: Jaehwan....

 

Jisung: Jaehwan....

 

Daniel: Jaehwan....

 

Ong: Jaehwan....

 

Woojin: Jaehwan....

 

Jinyoung: Jaehwan....

 

Jihoon: Jaehwan....

 

Daehwi: Jaehwan....

 

GuanLin: Jaehwan....

 

Minhyun:.....we're roommates....

 

Jaehwan: oH, OH YEAH I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT

 

Woojin: idiot 

 

Sewoon: he's my idiot

 

Hyungseop: doesn't change the fact that he's an idiot

 

Donghan: oH GREAT HYUNGSEOP IS HERE SO.....CAN I MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT NOW?!?

 

Daehwi: WAIT

 

Donghan: WHAT?!?

 

Daehwi:...Samuel❤️❤️

 

Samuel: oh yeah, I exist 

 

Samuel: hello babe

 

Daehwi: hi

 

Donghan: good, now....wHERE'S NU'EST

 

Jonghyun: dying 

 

Donghan: oh ok they're here too

 

Minhyun: hi babe

 

Jonghyun: hi

 

Jaehwan: hi

 

Jonghyun: no

 

Jaehwan: *cri*

 

Jihoon: ok, make the announcement now

 

Donghan: OK SO-

 

Jisung: WAIT

 

Donghan: wHAT

 

Jisung: Its just...Winkdeep...

 

Jinyoung: y...yeah..

 

Jisung: I....I....iS JIHOON REALLY BIG SPOON?!?

 

Jinyoung: can I tell him?

 

Jihoon: NO

 

Jinyoung: he's little spoon 

 

Jihoon:  

 

Daniel: I KNEW IT

 

Ong: JIHOON YOU LIAR 

 

Jihoon: I CANT BELIVE YALL THOUGHT I WAS BIG SPOON THO

 

Woojin: oh trust me

 

Daehwi: no one actually believed it-

 

Donghan: OK IM JUST GON TELL IT

 

Taehyun: we've been waiting

 

Donghan: I'm dating Hyunbin

 

Taehyun:..........

 

Sanggyun:.....

 

Kenta:......

 

Yongguk:.........

 

Taehyun: wE KNOW 

 

Donghan: WAIT WHAT?!? 

 

Hyunbin: WAIT WHAT?!?

 

Jisung: wait W H A T?!?!!!!!!!!!!

 

Donghan: How-

 

Taehyun: ......

 

Kenta: ......

 

Sanggyun:.....

 

Yongguk: ya'll can't just casually lay on top of each other while basically eye ing and not date 

 

Hyunbin: point: taken 

 

Jisung: WHAT?!?

 

Sungwoon: I CANT BELIVE

 

Jaehwan: WHAT KIND OF PRANK IS THIS

 

Jihoon: DONT MESS WITH OUR FEELINGS

 

Jinyoung: SERIOUSLY?!?

 

Woojin: AM I SEEING THINGS?!

 

Hyungseop: wAIT OMG-

 

Daehwi: ARE YALL ING WITH IS OR?!

 

Samuel: lmao WE BEEN KNEW 

 

GuanLin: eXUSE ME WHAT???

 

Seonho: OMG YALL THEY AINT JOKING OH -

 

Minhyun: mY BABY

 

Jonghyun: HE'S GROWING UP

 

Minhyun: *cries*

 

Hyunbin: I'm not 4

 

Minhyun: YES YOU ARE

 

Jonghyun: MENTALLY 

 

Minhyun: ISTG if you top I-

 

Hyunbin: I top 

 

Jonghyun: I'm deactivating-

 

Jisung: OK EVERYONE JUST CALM THE DOWN 

 

Minhyun: I CANT CALM THE DOWN, MY CHILD IS DATING

 

Jisung: WELL MY CHILDREN ALMOST BURNED DOWN OUR "secret" DORM, SNIFFS RICE AND MAKES OUT ON THE ING COACH 

 

Ong: THATS NOT US

 

Daniel: THATS WINKDEEP

 

Jisung: SHUT IT KANG 

 

Yongguk: so.....can I sleep now?

 

Taehyun: sure...just....make sure to wake up again 

 

Yongguk: I'll think about it-

 

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Little spoon=sub(bottom)

Big spoon=dom(top) 

Little spoon and Big spoon is just more appropriate to write especially since Winkdeep are still underage 

 

 

Hi yeah I ship 2park but that doesn't mean I don't ship Jinseop and Winkdeep as well💀💀 lmao I've been getting so many DMs on IG telling me that I'm a "fake Winkdeep and Jinseop shipper" like sorry sis but I ship multiple ships...............

and also..........Komuhodu is real