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Daniel: IM READING SOME ONGNIEL FAN-FICTION RIGHT NOW 

 

Seongwoo: oh god 

 

Daniel: WHAT THE

 

Seongwoo: Lmao what happened? Did we break up or-

 

Daniel: nO-

 

Daniel: YOU DIED 

 

Daniel: WHY DID YOU DIE

 

Daniel: OMG I WAS LEFT ALL ALONE

 

Daniel: THIS IS GETTING ANGSTY

 

Daniel: the last one I read was so much better 

 

Seongwoo: why the are you even reading fanficion 

 

Daniel: cus I like reading about the cute we do 

 

Seongwoo: why read it when you live it

 

Jisung: ^the idiot has got a point

 

Seongwoo: IM NOT AN IDIOT 

 

Jisung: ^you told your teacher that you were doing weed

 

Seongwoo: I panicked 

 

Seongwoo: he walked in to me eating powdered sugar

 

Seongwoo: saying “oh it’s weed” it’s better than saying “oh yeah I’m diabetes in human form and I like eating powdered sugar from the box” 

 

Jaehwan: it’s not 

 

Daniel: omggggg I’m reading this fanfic right now-

 

Daniel: our fandom is savage 

 

Daniel: just wait-

 

Daniel: “I love you”, Daniel whispered, Seongwoo could barely hear him, his voice was barely noticeable....like GuanLin in Wanna One songs.......”

 

GuanLin: iM SUING 

 

Jisung: bAHAHAHAHA 

 

Jisung: LMAO BIG FAT RIP

 

GuanLin: oH your lines are as non existent as mine so shut it you old man

 

Jisung: IM NOT OLD-

 

Sungwoon: OMG IM READING THIS FAN-FICTION-

 

Seongwoo: lemme guess, you’re exploring fanfictions with the 5 year old bunny who eats jellies all day

 

Sungwoon: maybe-

 

Sungwoon: soooo I JUST READ A AND-

 

Sungwoon: GIVE ME SOME ING HOLY WATER, I NEED TO CLEAN MY EYES

 

Seongwoo: *gives bleach*

 

Sungwoon: are you trying to kill me?!?

 

Seongwoo: awwww of course i am

 

Sungwoon: you

 

Daniel: that’s my job

 

Jisung: your grounded 

 

Daniel: you’re not my mom

 

Jisung: I’m your dad

 

Daniel: I thought Minhyun was my dad 

 

Minhyun: iM your hot uncle

 

Daniel: then wtf is Sungwoon then 

 

Sungwoon: your mini sized friend 

 

Daniel: True

 

Sungwoon: anyways 

 

Sungwoon: tHE WAS SO GODDAMN DETAILED?!? 

 

Sungwoon: “he could feel the veins of Taehyun’s in his ”

 

Sungwoon: ^LIKE, I CHOKED ON MY FUCJING SPIT

 

Jaehwan: Sungwoon, sweetie.....

 

Sungwoon: don’t “sweetie” me  

 

Minhyun: Sungwoon honey......who was the about

 

Sungwoon:.........

 

Jaehwan: Sungwoon, Love, please tell us who it was about

 

Sungwoon:........

 

Seongwoo: was is about you-

 

Sungwoon: FINE GODDAMN IT, I STUMBLED UPON IT WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH THE HA SUNGWOON/ROH TAEHYUN TAG

 

Minhyun: *spits out water*

 

Jonghyun: MINHYUN JUST SPIT WATER ON ME

 

Minhyun: well guess I made you wet

 

Jaehwan: ^get out

 

Taehyun: I saw my name 

 

Sungwoon: no you didn’t 

 

Jaehwan: scroll up

 

Sungwoon: don’t scroll up 

 

Minhyun: you’ll be happy reading what we’ve been writing about 

 

Sungwoon: no you won’t 

 

Daniel: it’s truly the most amazing thing you’ll ever read

 

Sungwoon: no, it’s not 

 

Seongwoo: you’ll totally liken to imagine that every time to

 

Sungwoon: nO hE WonT-

 

Taehyun: oH-

 

Taehyun: OHHHHHHHHH

 

Minhyun: ugh the homo in here is killing me 

 

Jonghyun: the tension is actually coming from us tho

 

Minhyun: True 

 

Taehyun: HA! I ING KNEW I TURN YOU ON

 

Sungwoon: I READ IT BY ACCIDENT 

 

Taehyun: LIES

 

Sungwoon: LET ME LIVE WITH THAT LIE 

 

Taehyun: AT LEAST SEND ME THE

 

Sungwoon: only if I can read it with you

 

Taehyun: iM on my way-

 

Seongwoo: raise your hand if you know they’ll end up ing

 

Daniel:✋🏽

 

Minhyun: ✋🏽

 

Jisung: ✋🏽

 

Jaehwan: ✋🏽

 

Taehyun: ✋🏽

 

Sungwoon: TAEHYUN-

 

Woojin: holy

 

GuanLin: holy

 

Jihoon: holy  

 

Jinyoung: HOLY

 

Woojin: D...Daehwi 

 

Seongwoo: iS HE DEAD?!?

 

Woojin: EVEB WORSE 

 

Woojin: HE’S GOT ABS 

 

Minhyun: WHAT?!?

 

Jihoon: HE.HAS.GOT.ABS.

 

Jisung: ABS?!?

 

Jinyoung: A B S

 

Daniel: SINCE WHEN?!?

 

GuanLin: WE DONT EVEN KNOW 

 

Samuel: DAEHWI HAS WHAT?!?

 

Woojin: ABS

 

Samuel: THAT SOFT PUPPY?! ABS?! OMG-

 

Woojin: So I was walking with GuanLin

 

Woojin: we were going to grab some lunch 

 

Woojin: and since we didn’t want to let Daehwi third wheel with WinkDeep aka the nasties, we proceeded to invite him too 

 

GuanLin: So we walk to his room, open the door, and what do we see?!?

 

Woojin: ABS, WE SAW ING ABS

 

Minhyun: So he works out, so what?

 

Woojin: yOU DONT ING UNDERSTAND MINHYUN, HES LITERALLY A PUPPY, I ING RAISED THAT PUPPY, HE’S LITERALLY MY BABY BROTHER AND NOW HE HAS ABS?? THEY GROW UP TOO FAST

 

Jisung: YOU grew up too fast

 

Woojin: but I’m not talking about me am I?!?

 

Woojin: I DONT WANT HIM TO GROW UP

 

Donghyun: are you drunk Woojin?!?

 

Jihoon: slightly, Yeah 

 

Woojin: he’s talking to me not you

 

Jihoon: but I’m Woojin

 

Jinyoung: they’re both slightly drunk, yes 

 

Donghyun: I RAISED DAEHWI

 

Jisung: oK this reminds me of me and Minhyun 

 

Minhyun: iM the only responsible one in this house 

 

Jisung: NO, I AM-

 

Woojin: I RAISED DAEHWI

 

Youngmin: I RAISED DAEHWI

 

Daehwi: MY MOM RAISED ME 

 

Woojin:........

 

Woojin: WHO ALOWED YOU TO HAVE ABS-

 

Daehwi: I WORK OUT 

 

Woojin: YOU’RE A CHILD 

 

Daehwi: YOU’RE A CHILD 

 

Jisung: ALL OF YOU ARE CHILDREN

 

GuanLin: you’re just saying that cus you’re old 

 

Jisung: shut up you fetus 

 

Jinyoung: I want abs too

 

Jaehwan: STOP GROWING UP

 

Jinyoung: STOP LYING 

 

Jaehwan: YOU KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH LYING, I CANT ING STOP-

 

Jinyoung: EXACTLY 

 

Jinyoung: HOW THE DO I STOP GROWING 

 

Daniel: just remain fetus forever 

 

Jinyoung: I just lost some braincells I’m sorry-