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Jihoon: Daniel is CANCELLED, ISTG that jigglypuff looking piece of I'm going to ing dislocate his ugly testicle and chop off his head, I'mma ing feed his body to the sharks and use his head as room decoration to remind myself of that one time I killed the ugliest in the world

Jisung: what the happened 

Jihoon: DANIEL CHEATED 

Seongwoo: WHAT

Daniel: IT WAS MARIO CART, GET OVER IT

Seongwoo: oH

Daniel: omg babe I would never cheat

Seongwoo: hdhshhshs SORRY JIHOON MADE IT SEEM ACCURATE 

Jihoon: HE CHEATS ON MARIO CART

Daniel: ITS A GAME

Jihoon: YOU CHEATED 

Daniel: Oh shut up I won fare and square plus you didn’t even come last

Jihoon: no but-

Woojin: I DID YOU SKINNY LOOKING

Woojin: IM NEVER PLAYING WITH YALL EVER AGAIN 

Jihoon: I DID NOT cheat what the Woojin

Woojin; both you at that game, the only reason you came 3rd place is because you cheated you  

Daniel: THERE WAS NO CHEATING 

Sungwoon: I’ve played Mario with Daniel before and THAT CHEATS

Daniel: I’m just good

Jinyoung: no, you every time you play with me 

Daniel: no-

Daniel: how the are y’all excepting me to cheat 

Jaehwan: who knows? Maybe you’re brain cells found out a way to hack the game and make you win every time you play with any one except for Baejin

Jinyoung: JIHOON DOESNT DESERVE THIS

Jinyoung: poor bby

Jihoon: YEAH, POOR JIGGLYPUFF

Daniel: but I’m jigglypuff

Seongwoo: uwu, Babe, you’re a peach 

Jaehwan: BACK TO THE POINT 

Jaehwan: cheater

Daniel: i don’t even have enough brain cells to log into my google account how the am I supposed to hack into a game 

Daehwi: I HATE THIS GROUP

Jisung: OML 

Daehwi: I just walked in to GuanLin sitting in shorts and a t-shirt in a bathtub filled with roses while drinking grape juice from a wine glass what the -

Seongwoo: OMG?! SAME 

Seongwoo: THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO

GuanLin: IT WAS FOR SEONHO

GuanLin: WE WERE GOING TO PLAY WITH BUBBLES AND EAT CHICKEN IN A BATHTUB BUT NOOOOOooOooOoo 

GuanLin: I just wanted to enjoy some grape juice and chicken

Jisung: why in a bathtub

Sungwoon: why not in the kitchen or something 

GuanLin: cus we like bubbles obviously 

Jisung: oH.....oK-

Minhyun: WHERE IS SEONGWOO 

Daniel: what do you mean

Minhyun: I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN LIKE 6 HOURS, IM WORRIED 

Seongwoo: iM at the airport

Minhyun: WHAT

Daehwi: maybe you should stop cleaning and focus on your members instead 

Minhyun: SHUT UP DAVID

Daehwi: ITS DAEHWI

Seongwoo: I’m literally going to film law of the jungle the

Minhyun: ALONE?

Sungwoon: IM NOT AT THE DORM EITHER

Minhyun: oH-

Sungwoon: NOW THIS IS THE REASON I HATE YALL

Daniel: awww my bby is going to the jungle

Sungwoon: you cried and tried to make him stay 

Daniel: I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN IN THE JUNGLE

Woojin: come back alive

Jihoon: or not

Jinyoung: Jihoon

Jihoon: come back alive

Minhyun: I should really pay more attention to the people around me 

Jonghyun: Yeah no

Minhyun: oH hi babe

GaunLin: *sighs*