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Jisung: where's Daniel?

Minhyun: ^idk I haven't seen him all day

Woojin: ^please don't  tell me ya'll lost out center?!? oH WE'RE DEAD -

Jihoon: ^dOES THAT MEAN IM THE CENTER NOW?!   YEAH 

Jinyoung: SEONGWOO HYUNG IS MISSING YALL OMG TF ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO-

Jaehwan: ^oH , BOTH OF THEM ARE MISSING *cries in science*

Daehwi: ^GUYS, STOP ACTING LIKE THEY'RE DEAD

Woojin: ^ BUT WHAT IF THEY ARE??!?

GuanLin: ^guys, they're probably just having again....

Minhyun:...........LAI GUANLIN! WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?!?

GuanLin: ^uhhhhh yOU DID?!?

Jisung: OMFG WHAT SHOULD I DO?! IMMA GWT KILLED BY THE COMPANY OH -

Jonghyun: ^you see this is what a leader should NOT do

Jisung: ^IM SORRYYYYYEYEYEYEWG

Sungwoon: ^im pretty sure they're just going for a walk or something.....

Woojin: ^going for a walk................

Jinyoung: ^SUNGWOON IT'S 2017 LMAO "a walk" MY

Jaehwan: well since they are missing......jISUNG YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD US HOW THE HOOK UP WAS👀👀👀

Jisung: it was ok

Minhyun: oK?!?

Sungwoon: IT.WAS.OK?!?

Jaehwan: YOU CANT JUST SAY "it is ok" ITS EITHER "damn daddy ed me damn good" or "his game was weaker than GuanLin's heart' THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN

GuanLin: WHY DO YALL HAVE TO DRAG ME INTO THIS......and also my heart is NOT weak

Daehwi: ^its pretty weak

GuanLin: *cries*

Daehwi: ^see?!

Daniel: wassup guys

Sungwoon: OMG! HE'S ALIVE

Jihoon: OH WHYYYYY-

Jinyoung: ^awww babe.....you can be center another time....after we disband-

Jisung: ^don't EVER write or say THAT word ever again

Daehwi: ^you mean disband?

Jisung: ^DONT

Minhyun: so....where were you?

Daniel: well....

Ong: he met my parents

Jaehwan: *spits out drink* hE DID WHAT?!

Woojin: HE MET YOUR PARENTS?!?

GuanLin: he did something stupid didn't he?!? I just know it

Daehwi: Ya'll probably ed in the bathroom or some  

Ong: TF NO

Minhyun: but he DID up

Ong: yeah he did...BIG TIME

Ong: AND they lowkey hate him

Daniel: ^HIGHKEY

Jaehwan: oh cmon Daniel is a tall, talented, smart, nice, funny and handsome guy, he literally treats you like you're his princesse PLUS he kinda "won" one of the biggest survival shows in Korea so HOW HIGH CAN THEIR STANDARS BE?!

Daniel: ^HIGH

Minhyun: Jaehwan's got a point there 

Ong: well first, they want me to marry a super rich doctor who ain't  afraid of anything and will protect me everything INCLUDING spider cuz they're DISGUSTING and also they hate cats and people who likes cats,  they wanted me to marry someone who ain't busy all the time so he can be with me everyday.....

Daniel: WHICH IS ABSOLUTE BULL CUZ IM BUSY ALL THE TIME IM LITERALLY THE FACE AND CENTER FOR THIS ZOO WE CALL A "group", I AINT RICH, LMAO "DOCTOR" MY , AND I JNG HATE BUGS LIKE HONESTLY SPIDERS MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE.........

Minhyun: ok yeah I see the problem now

Woojin: oh cmon they can't hate you THAT much

Ong: they hate him THAT much

Daehwi: Samuel's parents LOVE me

Daniel: STOP BRAGGING

Jaehwan: well atleast he didn't up and say something dumb 

Sungwoon: please don't tell me he ed up and said something dumb

Daniel: I accidentally called him "kitten" while we were eating.........

Jinyoung: *slow claps* good job center....gOOD ING JOB

Daniel: WELL SEONGWOO SAID SOMETHING WORSE TO MY PARENTS

Jaehwan: what's worse then exposing your kinks to your lovers parents?

Daniel: Calling their lover "daddy" right in front of their parents.....

Jisung: well you both exposed your kinks so-

Daniel: well here's the thing....he didn't SAY it.....he MOANED IT

Woojin: oH 

Jihoon: IN ACTUALLY LAUGJINFN

Sungwoon: hOW TF DO YOU JUST MOAN?!?

Ong: THAT was YOUR fault DANIK, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LITERALLY GAVE MY THIGH A UNDER THE MOTHERING DINNER TABLE

Daniel: and I regret nothing baby....😏

Jaehwan: iM CALLING SEWOON, YOU GUYS ARE STILL NASTY AF AND IM JUST DONE-

Minhyun: I don't need all this in my life

Jonghyun: ......👀

Minhyun: ^ok I take that back-

Woojin: hyung, can we meet up today? I miss you!

Daniel: what do you mean Woojin? We LIVE together 

Woojin: uhhhh Daniel....THATS not me

Daniel: well then who.....oMG LEE WOOJIN

Woojin: well that took you awhile

Daniel: OFC WE CAN MEET UP?! LETS GET SOME ICE CREAM! 

Woojin: YAAAAY

Ong: awwww they're adorable 

Woojin: OFC IM ADORABLE😤 IM LEE WOOJIN🗣

Jaehwan: ^*cries* his confidence is....aMAZING IM SO PROUD HSFDJSHSHSDHISJSSI

 

 

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coolmage30
#1
Chapter 77: Oh God I love these craccheads
kooriice #2
Chapter 7: Roflmao they asked who tops to 2hyun like 4 times because they can't believe that Jonghyun tops hahahahahaha (actually I'd join them in asking that repeatedly to see if the answer changes too LOL)
kooriice #3
Chapter 5: Nation's Leader indeed
Agyusshi
#4
Chapter 77: I'm gonna miss them soon
MiyaChan
#5
Chapter 77: Lol this casual Conversation topics are so random and yet too funny
Jihooniyo
#6
Chapter 76: you're finally updating!! haha ><√
MiyaChan
#7
Chapter 76: Daniel and his obession with cat nation is adorbs.
ANd finally another new chapter it was somewhat priceless once again, wanna one as crackheads together
Agyusshi
#8
Chapter 76: Hahahahahaha you're alive!!!! Thanks for the update!!!
A2 #9
Chapter 76: Hahahahhahaahhaahha! I love this story. Keep it up author.
MiyaChan
#10
Chapter 75: Omg Justin is back! Lmao and wait a minute is a bop but the chorus I can't--
And LMAO the group is so outrageous