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Jinyoung: FINALLY, WE’VE GOT THE DORM FOR YOURSELVES, NO MORE CRUSTY GRANDPAS THAT STOP US FROM HAVING FUN

Jihoon: you do realize that they’ve been away for three days right?

Jinyoung: what....I Thought they went today-

Woojin: nope, those ugly toenails had went on their vacation three days ago and left us all at home...*cri*

Daehwi: gdhhsjsjshsh how did you not notice 

Jinyoung: to be honest, I don’t really care enough to notice them sometimes 

GuanLin: same- 

Jinyoung: I’m just happy they’re away now

Jisung: WASSUP KIDDOS

Jinyoung: OFF

Daniel: LANGUAGE 

Jinyoung: KOREAN

Daniel: WHAT???

Jinyoung: WHAT

Daehwi: why the are y’all writing, shouldn’t you be enjoying your time in Thailand

Sungwoon: WE ARE enjoying our time in Thailand 

Woojin: HOW DARE YA’LL NOT TAKE US WITH YOU

Minhyun: cUS YA’LL WOULD’VE DESTROYED THE WHOLE CONTRY IF WE WERE TO TAKE YOU WITH

Jihoon: WE WOULD NOT

GuanLin: yes, we would 

Jihoon: oH SHUT UP LINLIN

Seongwoo: ANYWAYS, we are just here to check on you, so how’s things going?

GuanLin: Daehwi brought Samuel over and they almost burned down our damn kitchen while trying to bake a cake

Daehwi: Jihoon dropped some weird flour looking powder all over Jaehwan’s bed

Jaehwan: ......

Jihoon: IT WAS FLOUR I SWEAR-

Woojin: Hyungseop accidentally got his head stuck inside Minhyun’s

Woojin: *vase

Jisung: oK So Hyungseop got his head stuck inside Minhyun’s -

Woojin: VASE

Hyungseop: Jonghyun came and helped us get my head out

Jonghyun: Yeah, we used butter....y’all are out of Butter btw

Sungwoon: wow, amazing

GuanLin: Jihoon and Jinyoung keep kissing in front of us

Sungwoon: oH CMON, WE GOT ONGNIEL, THEY’RE EVEN WORSE

GuanLin: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU YA LIL DWARF

Sungwoon: ME?! A DWARF?! HOW DARE YOU-

Woojin: Seonho came and threw a pizza at Jonghyun 

Daehwi: Yeah, we had to help him get pizza toppings out of his hair

Jonghyun: y’all are out of shampoo btw

GuanLin: and JBJ is sleeping over 

Taehyun: Yeah, I’m taking Cloud’s bed

Sungwoon: WAIT,NO,WHY?!?

Taehyun: cus it smells like you

Sungwoon: I...oH....uh...oK

Minhyun: I can feel him blushing through the screen 

Sungwoon: IM SITTING BESIDE YOU

Minhyun: oh, yeah right.....I CAN STILL SEE YOU BLUSHING

Sungwoon: OH SHUT IT

Daniel: is no one gon talk about how Taehyun just called Sungwoon “cloud”

Taehyun: Issa pet name

Daniel: Issa bad pet name 

Taehyun: better than “Ong”

Seongwoo: THAT’S MY REAL NAME 

Taehyun: oH-

Woojin: So, how’s the vacation going so far

Daniel: Sungwoon made a kid cry on the plain and had a fight with a 70 year old grandpa

Sungwoon: oH SHUT THE UP,THAT CRUSTY LOOKING MOTHERER LAUGHED AT MY HEIGHT, HOW DARE HE DISRESPECT ME LIKE THAT-

Taehyun: ^did you punch him

Sungwoon: ^almost

Taehyun: ^damn that’s hot

Sungwoon: ^thanks

Jisung: ^ya’ll weird

Jisung: oh and we also lost Jaehwan 

Minhyun: ^sad 

Daniel: ^that we lost him or the fact that we found him?

Minhyun: ^that we found him

Jaehwan: ^eXCUSE ME-

Seongwoo: The vacation’s been pretty chill so far tho

Jisung: JUST DON’T DO IT ON THE FUCJING BED OR THE HOTELL IS GON SUE US

Daniel: WE’RE NOT HAVING ON THE BED I SWEAR-

Jisung: GOOD

Sungwoon: They’re some nice things here

Seongwoo: the food’s fantastic

Jaehwan: The weather is hot.....I love it

Daniel: I love the beaches more than I love the es 

Seongwoo:.........

Daniel: ^i love you the most tho

Jisung: and honestly everything is just...chill

Minhyun: So all in all, an amazing trip so far

Jaehwan: you lost me.....

Minhyun:  So all in all, an amazing trip so far

Woojin: well that’s nice to hear, I hope y’all choke

Sungwoon: aww- wAIT WHAT

Woojin: I HOPE YALL HAVE FUN

Sungwoon: THAT’S BETTER

Jihoon: we’re going to take Kenta to the hospital now

Minhyun: I ING KNEW IT, YALL DID SOME DUMB DIDN’T YA?!

Daehwi: he swallowed the key to the handcuffs 

Minhyun: just buy a new one

Daehwi: nO, we cant, we handcuffed Taehyun to the bed, we need the damn key

Jaehwan: how did Kenta even swallow a key?

Kenta: easy, I put it in my mouth and then....WHOOP 

Taehyun: GET THE KEY YOY MONSTERS 

Donghan: awww it’s ok

Taehyun: SHUT UP ER, THIS WAS YOUR IDEA

Hyunbin: IT WAS MY IDEA YOU HEAD, DON’T DISCREDIT ME 

Jisung: well good luck with getting the key out, we’re going to the beach now

Jinyoung: hope you drown 

Jisung: what

Jinyoung: what