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Jisung: IM FLYING TO HAWAII

Daniel: WITHOUT US?!?

Jisung: YES S WITHOUT U

Ong: YMC HAVENT TOLD US ANYTHING

YMCent: he's getting a break from you little "monsters"

Sungwoon: NO PLEASE I DONT-

Jisung: IM GETTING A BREAK FROM YOU CAT ERS! FINALLY

Minhyun: NO

Jaehwan: WE AINT GON MISS YOUR STRAIGHT

Jisung: IM GAY

Jihoon: I ING KNEW IT!-

Jinyoung: BYE FOREVER

Jisung: ITS ONLY 1 WEEK?!

Woojin: BYE F O R E V E R

Jisung: 1 W E E K

GuabLin: AWWW I'm going to miss you hyung

Jisung: FINALLY something nice

Daehwi: Hope your plane crashes

Jisung: IM STILL GOING-

Sungwoon: DONT YOU DARE LEAVE US ALONE WITH THESE MONSTERS

Minhyun: LAST TIME YOU DID THAT, EVERYONE ALMOST DIED

Jisung: last time I let y'all be alone was when I was buying groceries

Minhyun: OH-

Sungwoon: -WE REMEMBER

Jaehwan: yeah ok don't go I don't want this to be like "last time" *insert scary music*

Ong: I don't remember last time

Daniel: I don't remember either

Minhyun: YALL DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING CUS YOU WERE TOO FOCUSED ON SHOVING UP EACH OTHERS ASSES

Ong: OH YEAH I REMEMBER THAT

Daniel: best ever

Sungwoon: YOU MADE US SUFFER

Jisung: it can't be THAT bad

Sungwoon: YOU WANNA HEAR WHAT HAPPENED!???

Jisung: YES PLEASE

Sungwoon: OK.....Jaehwan tell him....I'm too lazy too tell him

Jaehwan: well iM EVEN LAZIER

Jaehwan: MINHYUN CAN TELL HIM-

Minhyun: FINE.....so REMEMBER THIS HAPPENED 1 MINUTE AND 1 REPEAT 1 ING AFTER YOU LEFT THE DAMN DORM....so fIRST OF ALL GUANLIN THAT LIL RAN AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A KNIFE AND ALMOST STABBED JAEHWAN, JINYOUNG ALMOST BURNED THE ING DORM DOWN BECAUSE HE "Forgot" TO TURN THE STOVE OFF, JIHOON AND WOOJIN THOUGHT IT WAS A FUN IDEA TO SHAVE HALF OF MY HAIR OFF WHILE I WAS SLEEPING SO WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS HALF BALD AND HALF DEAD, ONG AND DANIEL DID NOTHING THEY JUST HAD IN THE ROOM, SUNGWOON TRIED TO CALM JAEHWAN DOWN AFTER ALMOST BEING STABBED, AND DAEHWI?YEAH, BOI SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE THING. AND YEAH AFTER A THAT MESS I TOOK A NAP AGAIN AND GUESS WHAT? I WOKE UP ON A IG DOOR YES MY FRIEND THEY TIED ME UP TO A MOTHERING DOOR, JAEHWAN HAD TO CUT ME OUT- and BOI THAT TOOK HIM 4 HOURS

Jisung: ohhhhhh so that's why you were bald when I came home

Minhyun: YES THATS ING WHY

Jihoon: You're using the wig we gave you aren't ya?

Minhyun: SHUT UP WINK

Jisung: well....iM GOING ANYWAYS

Minhyun: WHAT?!??

Jisung: TRY NOT TO DIE 

Jisung: and also who's bed did ONGNIEL have on?

Minhyun: MY.BED.

Jisung: OK WELL THEN BYE-

Minhyun: I......OH HELL NO IM NOT EVEN THE 2ND OLDEST I DONT DESERVE THIS , SUNGWOON ITS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY NOW

Sungwoon: BUT IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE

Minhyun: IM TOO YOUNG TO BE BALD 

Sungwoon: FINE.....but please baby monsters try not to kill me

Daehwi: IM just gon sleep

Jinyoung: sure

GuanLin: I don't kill....I just stab

Jihoon: no promises

Woojin: we ain't THAT bad

Minhyun: YALL ARE MONSTERS

Jonghyun: aww cmon the kids ain't that bad

Minhyun: THEY SHAVED MY HEAD

Jonghyun: well babe that's your problem

Minhyun: DONT "babe" ME

Jognhyun: babe

Minhyun:..........I love u..........

Jihoon: ^WHIPPED

Minhyun: ^OH SHUT UP YOU RICE SNIFFER

Woojin: ^WHO SNIFFS RICE?!?

Minhyun: ^JIHOON DOES 

Woojin: DAMN THATS WHY HE HIGH ALL THE TIME.....damn