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Daniel: IM BUILDING A NATION

Seongwoo: sounds lovely 

Daniel: A CAT NATION 

Seongwoo: aaaaand I take that back

Jaehwan: how the are you going to do that?!

Daniel: easy, EVERY CREATURE THAT’S NOT A CAT CAN’T LIVE IN THIS HOUSE.....EXEPT for Seongwoo 

Jisung: you’re not a cat

Daniel: I’m cute, cozy, like cuddles, makes everyone smile, adorable, smol, love cat food, I’m basically a cat

Jaehwan: you eta cat food?!?

Sungwoon: sMOL?! EXCUSE ME MR.”NATIONS FIRST PICK”, SMOL?!? JAEHWAN’S IS SMALL, TAEHYUN’S SELF ASTEEM IS SMALL, GUANLIN’S CHANCE OF GETTING SEONHO TO LOVE HIM MORE THAN HE LOVES PIZZA IS SMALL, YOU MY FRIEND IS NOT SMALL

Seongwoo: RIGHT?! DANIEL, YOUR IS THE BIGGEST I’VE SEEN EVER-

Sungwoon:........

Jisung:......

Jaehwan:.......

Daniel:........

Minhyun:....wow.......

Seongwoo: w...what?

Sungwoon:....w...we’re talking about height...

Seongwoo: oH-

Daniel: awww its ok babe, your cute too

Minhyun: So what were we discussing?

Jaehwan: the fact that Daniel wants to turn this house into cat-land

Yongguk: I SUPPORT IT

Kenta: awww you’re cute

Sihyun: EXCUSE ME?!?

Yongguk: oH-

Sihyun: who just called my boyfriend cute?!??

Yongguk: he’s just a bandmate-

Kenta: oh so you ARE boyfriends👀☕️

Yongguk: yes

Sihyun: SEE?!? I TOLD YALL ASSCRACKS

Justin: can y’all not?!? I’m in the middle of filming a survival show STOP TEXTING 

Jaehwan: survival show??! WHAT SURVIVAL SHOW?!?

Justin: it’s basically produce 101 just in Chinese 

Jisung: IM SORRY SWEETIE, IM SORRY YOU HAVE TO GOT THROUGH THIS AGAIN, IM SORRY-

JungJung: what about me?!?

Jisung: IM SORRY-

Sungwoon: wow y’all are really back in hell

Justin: truly saddening 

Minhyun: truly tragic

Justin: *cries*

Minhyun: So what were we talking about again-

Jisung: the fact that Daniel wants to turn out dorm into land

Minhyun: oh, yeah, right

Daniel: b...but I like land-

Sungwoon: KANG DANIEL??!? DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT WORD

Daniel: BUT JISUNG JUST-

Jaehwan: NO, IN THIS HOUSE WE DONT LIKE...P*SSY

Minhyun: THAT WORD IS A CURSE WORD

Jisung: IT SHALL NOT BE SAID

Daniel: BUT YOU JUST-

Jisung: NO

Seongwoo: WE ARE A FULL HOUSE, YOU’RE STRAIGHT?!? YOU GET KICKED OUT, ONLY

Daniel: awww bUT Babe, I love YOUR

Seongwoo: SAY SORRY FOR, SAYING IT

Daniel: FINE....I’m sorry for disrespecting the god’s of Gays by saying p*ssy

Seongwoo: MUCH BETTER

Jisung: guys....where are the Maknaes?

Woojin: oh you know, nothing much

Jihoon: just, casually stealing Ong’s car and driving to the airport so we don’t miss our flight to Thailand

Seongwoo: WHAT?! MY CAR?!  DONT EXPLODE IT

GuanLin: trust us, we’re responsible kids 

Minhyun: ^literally everything with that sentence is wrong and total bull

Jaehwan: YOU’RE HAVING A VACATION?! IN THAILAND?! WITHOUT US?!

Jinyoung: oH shut up you wannabe Mozart, you didn’t take us with you last time 

Sungwoon: IT WAS FOR THE CONTRY’S SAFETY 

Daehwi: well surprise surprise no one gives a , but anyway, we’re heading there now so...BYE HOES

Daniel: BUY SOME CAT FOOD

Jinyoung: NO

GuanLin: BYE

Woojin: HOPE YALL CHOKE

Minhyun: HOPE THE PLANE CRASHES

Jihoon: HOPE JONGHYUN GETS HIS HEAD STUCK IN YOUR

Minhyun: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Jihoon: *Minhyun voice* NEVER

Sungwoon: , he just offended you using your own killing part

Minhyun: ITS DONE, IM DEAD, K.O, HE KILLED ME, HE GOT ME, *cries*

Jonghyun: awww poor babe 

Jaehwan: gdjshshhsjshs whatta loser 

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