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Sungwoon: SHUT UP PEACH

Daniel: but I wasn't even saying anything-

Sungwoon: WHO TOLD YOU I WAS TALKING TO YOU?!?

Daniel: well I AM the only peach around here

Sungwoon: sHUT THE UP YOU WANNABE WHITE

Ong: did you just call my husband a wannabe white ?

Sungwoon: HELL YEAH I DID, MIGHT AS WELL CHANGE HIS NAME TO REBECCA JOHSON 

Jaehwan: SUNGWOON

Sungwoon: ITS HYUNG TO YOU

Jisung: HA.SUNGWOON.

Sungwoon: WHAT YOU MOLDY CHICKEN NUGGET

Jisung: ARE YOU OK?!?

Jihoon: no he's not

Woojin: he's scary

GuanLin: I think he's having a bad day

Jinyoung: he's having a REALLY bad day

Daehwi: YEAH he's having a bad day so DONF TOUCH HIM

Jaehwan: *touches him*

Taehyun: hands off

Jaehwan: sorry-

Minhyun: ok so...wHY YOU MAD?!?

Sungwoon: ITS NOT LIKE YALL CARE ANYWAY

Ong: Sungwoon hyung why are you mad?

Sungwoon:.........well ok then....its just......eVER SINCE DEBUT I HAVENT GOTTEN TO SING ONE NOT.EVEN.ONE. MOTHERING HIGH NOTE LILE BIIIITCH IM A ING MAIN VOCAL I DESERVE A ING HIGH NOTE IDC WHAT YMC THINKS HOE PEOPLE BE THINKING THAT IM A LEAD VOCAL LMAO "Lead vocal" mY , I BETTER GET A HIGH NOTE THIS COMEBACK ISTG

Jaehwan: oh -

Sungwoon: SHUT UP NOTE SNATCHER

Minhyun: oh daaaaaaaaamn

Woojin: *sips tea* wow

Jihoon: oh so THATS why he tried to burn YMC yesterday

Jisung: WHAT?!?

Jihoon: NOTHING

Jisung: dONT BURN OUR AGENCY

Daniel: BURN IT UP

Ong: WOO WOO

Jisung: SHUT YOUR SNICK SNACK TICK TACK GUY NAMED JACK UP

Ong: *cries in Ongniel*

Daniel: *cries in science*

GuanLin: *cries in chicken*

Daehwi: *cries in Daehwi*

Minhyun: *cries in NU'EST OT5*

Dongho: ^gET OUT

Minhyun: ^YOU GET OUT-

Sungwoon: ALL OF YOU CAN GET OUT

Sungwoon: ESPECIALLY JAEHWAN

Jaehwan: TAEHYUN COLLECT YOUR MAN

Taehyun: nAH I'm too busy leading these idiots 

Kenta: OMG what idiots?!?

Jihoon: YOU IDIOTS.....watta idiot 

Kenta: oh....hEI! IM NOT A IDIOT

Dongha: AWWW Kenta.....of course you are

Taehyun: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

Dongha: YALL OLD

Jisung: wow ya'll remind me of my Maknae line....sCARY

Daehwi: SHUT UP WE'RE NOT SCARY

Samuel: well David...you're pretty scary....in a good way

GuanLin: DAVID?!?

Jihoon: DAVID??!

Jinyoung: WTF IS A DAVID?!?

Woojin: WHO THE IF DAVID?!?

Daehwi: IM DAVID YOU ING RICE SNIFFERS DAMN

Woojin: you're name is David?

Daehwi: yeah....

Jihoon: bGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Jinyoung: wHAT-

Jisung: YALL DUMB

Daniel: YALL DIDNT KNOW?!!

Ong: YOU KNEW?!?

Sungwoon: WE WERE SUPPOSED TO KNOW??!!

Jaehwan: WE WERE?!?

Hyunbin: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG-

Taehyun: OMG Hyunbin wHAT DID YOU AND SANGGYUN DO NOW?!!

Jonghyun: they probably lost Yongguk's cats 

Hyunbin: I LOST LONGGUO'S CATS 

Jonghyun: Knew it

Minhyun: wow...I love smart guys

Jonghyun: well OFC you love ME

Woojin: well I love cute guys

Hyungseop: awwww babe

Justin: SEOP?! CUTE?! bHahahahahha

Sanggyun: ^J...jUSTIN?! HE'S ALIVE?!! 

Justin: ^well YOU'RE sure not gon be alive after Yongguk hyung finds out about his cats....

Sanggyun: ^oH -

Jihoon: I love hot guys

Jinyoung: AWWW baby 

GuabLin: well I L O V E adorable funny guys

Seonho: lmao IKR?!? I'm adorable AND funny

Samuel: lmao Seonho 

Daehwi: oh look....my hot boyfriend is here

Jisung: LEE DAVID

Daehwi: WHAT?!?

Hyunbin: OMG WHERE IS YONGGUK, WE FOUND THE CATS BUT THEY'RE TRYING TO POKE SANGGYUN'S EYES OFF

Daniel: YAAAS CATS, POKE THE EYES

Ong: your love for cats is unbelievable 

Daniel: my love for you is unbelievable 

Ong: AWWW babe-

Sungwoon: gET A ROOM

Taehyun: NASTY S

Jaehwan: I HATE COUPLES

Sewoon: yOU hATe uS?!?

Jaehwan: OH NO NO NO I LOVE US 

Sewoon: eW GET AWAY

Daniel: oH NO JAEHWAN'S GOING TO MAKE A SAD LOVE SONG NOW

Jaehwan: and i'mma call it "tears of love"

Ong: eW

Hyunbin: CAN SOMEONE WAKE YONGGUK UP?!? SANGGYUN IS DYING-

Donghan: MORE LIKE YONGGUK IS DYING, HE'S BEEN "sleeping" FOR MORE THAN 20 HOURS-

Kenta: are you sure he's not....you know....dead

Taehyun: oK IM WAKING HIM UP

Jonghyun: ok wait for it.............

Yongguk: FIVE MINUTES MORE

Jonghyun: Jepp right there 

Taehyun: YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING FOR MORE THAN 20 HOURS THATS BASICALLY A COMA

Yongguk: SOUNDS FESTIVE

Hyunbin: YOUR CAT IS POKING SANGGYUN'S EYES OFF

Yongguk: GOOD JOB

Sanggyun: WHAT-

Minhyun: oH JESUS

Jaehwan: so....SUNGWOON YOU OK?!

Sungwoon: DONT TALK TO ME

Woojin: nah I don't think he's ok

Taehyun: AWWW babe wanna cuddle?

Hyunbin: NO 

Kenta: NOT ON OUR COUCH

Donghan: N O

Sungwoon: NO

Taehyun: lets...eat(?)

Sungwoon: HELL YEAH

Taehyun: YAAAY

GuanLin: ROMANTIC

Ong: eating is better

Minhyun: ONG SEONGWOO

Ong: KANG SEONGWOO 

Daehwi: Kim David?

Samuel: KIM DAVID!

Jisung: no?.... NO!

Woojin: ^no fun

Jinyoung: ^DONT SAY THAT

Woojin: W...why- OH

Ong: DID SOMEONE SAY NOT FUN?!? *cries*

Daniel: wow Woojin...GOOD JOB YOU ER

Woojin: YOU'RE WELCOME PEACH

Daniel: IM NOT AN -

Jisung: YES YOU ARE

Jinyoung: ya'll are A MESS

Jihoon: no babe...WE are a mess 

Jonghyun: indeed....YALL are a MESS