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Daniel: soooooo

Jisung: so?

Minhyun: So

Jisung: s...o..?

Sungwoon: sOOOOOO

Jisung: s....so?

Ong: S.O

Jisung: sssso?

Jaehwan: SO!

Jisung: sO WHAT?!?!

Woojin: STOP ACTING DUMB!

Jisung: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?

Jihoon: YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKJNG ABOUT

Jonghyun: oh boy.....

Jisung: no I actually DO NOT know what ya'll crackers are talking about

Daehwi: WE HEARD IT.....we heard it all...

Jisung: HEARD WHAT?!?

Jinyoung: oH YOU KNOW WHAT WE HEARD

Jisung: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD

GuanLin: DANIEL JUST ASK HIM!

Jisung: ask me what?!?

Daniel: wHO ED YOU YESTERDAY?!??

Jisung: w...I....uh....w...what?

Sungwoon: WHO SHOVED HIS UP YOUR ? WHO PUMPED HIS SAUSAGE DOWN THERE?!? WHO TIPPED YOUR JNG HOLE?!? WHO CHOKED YOU WITH HIS BIG CHEESE STICK!!???

Woojin: WHY CHEESE STICK?!?

Jinyoung: ^couldn't you just say stick-

Sungwoon: ^cus cheese is yellow and Asians are yellow so- (......A\N....I'm Asian btw......just...funfacts-)

Jaehwan: ^oK WE GET IT NOW GET THE OUT

Sungwoon: ^IM SORRY-

Jisung: oHHHHHHH....I DID NOT ANYONE

Daniel: THEM EXPLAIN THE SOUNDS

Jisung: WE JUST MADE A TAPE

Minhyun: YOU CANT MAKE A TAOE WITHOUT !!??!

Jihoon: ^facts

Jisung: OH -

Ong: JUST TELL US WHO IT WAS.....

Jisung: NO

Ong: ILL GIVE YOU 20 CENTS

Jisung: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE 20 CENTS-

Ong: GUANLIN DOES!

GuanLin: DON TOUCH MA MONEY WOMEN 

Ong:.............

Daehwi: GuanLin....y...you just called him a women....

GuanLin: OH I KNOW I DID-

Jaehwan: OK STOP WRITING YOUR ALIEN LANGUAGE AND LETS GET BACK TO THE

Daehwi: ITS CALLED ENGLISH YOU MORON

Minhyun: lETS GET BACK TO THE -

Daniel: WHO.WAS.IT.

Sungwoon: SPEAK

Woojin: DUDE THIS IS A GROUPCHAT-

Sungwoon: TALK

Jisung: FINE ILL TELL YALL.......I...its....

Daniel: HYUNGBIN?!??

Hyungbin: EW NO

Jisung: EW NO

Sungwoon: WAS IT DANIEL?!??

Ong: ^WRITE THAT ONE MORE TIME AND ILL SLAP YOU

Daniel: ^SUNGWOON! IM MARRIED YA FREAK

Jisung: ^ HES MY SON, MUCH?!?

Jihoon: SUNGWOON I TOLD YOU NOT TO SNIFF RICE

Minhyun: and I told you to STOP dealing rice

Woojin:..........

Jihoon: I....uhh....I'm....

Woojin: FANTASTIC, YIU EXPOSED OUR ASSES...well well...get the gun....we gotta kill him now-

Jisung: NO KILLING!

Woojin: FINE.....but oh yeah......wHO ED YOU?!??👀👀

Jaehwan: WAS IT SUNGWOON MAYBE?!?

Taehyun: NO

Sungwoon: NO

Jisung: ALL OF YOU ARE STUPID

Daniel: DO I KNOW HIM?!!

Jisung: IT.IS.NOT.SEONGWOO.

Daniel: YES I KNEW IT!

Daniel: but yeah dO I KNOW HIM?!??

Jisung: yes

Daniel: please don't tell me....

Jisung: it is....

Daniel: TAEWOONG-

Jisung: DING 1 pint for Danik

Daniel: OH MY JESUS IN A MOTORCYCLE OH JESUS TAKE THE JNG WHEEL HOLY MOTHER OF PARK WOOJIN OH MY JESUS CHRIST WTF-

Jaehwan: wHO TF IS THAT?!?

Daniel: MMO TRAINEE 

Jisung: GOOGLE HIM, YOULL FIND A VID OF US

Daniel: I CANT BELIVE 

Jisung: BELIVE IT

Daniel: I CANNOT

Jisung: OH YES-

Daniel: *cries*

Ong: *pats husbands back* it's ok....its......ok

Daniel: IT IS NOT OK

Daniel: ITS SO NOT OK

Daniel: it's just......JISUNG CAN HAVE BUT I CANT??!!

Jisung: WAIT WHAT?!?

Minhyun: THATS WHY YOURE CRYING?!?

Jaehwan: MAN

Sungwoon: I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMETHINF SERIOUS

Jihoon: -

Jinyoung: RIP DANIK

Daniel: UNFAIRNESS

Ong: NOT MY FAULT-

Daniel: 2 WEEKS IS TOO MUCH

Ong: 2 WEEKS IS TOO LITTLE

Woojin: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE POINT?!

Daniel: oh...yes........sO YALL OFFICIAL YET OR?!?

Jisung: I mean...we ed-

Ong: YEAH AND I ED MANY GIYS BEFORE I GOT TOGETHER WITH DANIEL, AINT MEANING WE WERE OFFICIAL

Daniel: can I talk to these "guys"

Ong: I DONT EVEN HAVE THEIR NUMBERS ANYMORE-

Daniel: G O O D

Minhyun: SO WHAT NOT?!?

Jiuang: first of all....you ALL are grounded

GuanLin: WAIT WHY?!?

Jisung: CUS YALL WERE STANDING IN FRONT OF MY DOOR LISTENING?!?

Daehwi: WE DIDNT ECEN HAVE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THW ING DOOR-

Jaehwan: YALL LOUD AF

Jihoon: IVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE MOAN LOUDER THAN THAT

Minhyun: ITS SCARY

Jisung: STILL YALL GROUNDED 

Jinyoung: OK BUT.....can you atleast make us dinner?

Minhyun: OH HELL NAH

Jaehwan: CHEF HWAN-

Minhyun: AND MIN-

Jaehwan: WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT

Jihoon: .......

Jinyoung:......

Jisung:......

Daniel:.......

Woojin:........

Ong:........

Sungwoon:........

GuanLin:......

Daehwi:........

Jihoon: ....dONT BURN THE FOOD

Jisung: THE FOOD?!? MORE LIKE DONT BURN THE KITCHEN

Minhyun: AWWW CMON

Jaehwan: WE'RE MINHWAN

Minhyun: TRUST US ON THIS

Jonghyun: do NOT trust them on this

Minhyun: SHHHHH BABE, TRUST ME-

Jonghyun: nah I'll let Jisung handle this GOOD LUCK MA BOY

Jisung: NO JONGHYUN WAIT-

Minhyun: LETS BURN DOWN THE KI- I mean....lets make some food

Jaehwan: yes.....👀👀

Jisung: *dies*

Daniel: DONT DIE......we have to debut together first....

Jisung: *wakes up* ok I'll die later.....

Ong: I can smell something burning already....

Jihoon: so............pizza?

Daniel: YEH

Jisung: YES

Woojin: LETS GO BEFORE THEY SEE US

Daehwi: OK YEAH LETS GO

GuanLin: CAN WE TAKE SEONHO WOTH US?!?

Daehwi: SURE

Sewoon: IM COMMING 

Jaehwan: YAYY DATE!

Sewoon: YAAYY PIZZA!