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Jisung: New year, new Wanna One am I right?

Minhyun: WRONG 

Sungwoon: you do realize that we’ll di*band this year right?

Jisung: SHUT HA SUNGWOON

Sungwoon: OH CMON, WE’LL HAVE TO FACE REALITY ONE DAY-

Jisung: NEW YEAR, NEW WANNA ONE AM I RIGHT?!

Minhyun: STILL WRONG

Jisung: what-

Minhyun: Daniel is still running around, playing like a kid, Seongwoo is still doing some random in his room and being an idiot, Sungwoon is still....Sungwoon..., Jaehwan is still dirty and nasty, Jihoon is still trying to shove something up Woojin’s after Woojin did some dumb that pissed Jihoon off, Jinyoung is still helplessly in love with Jihoon, GuanLin is just hungry, Daehwi is still yelling at Samuel in English over the phone 

Jonghyun: and me?

Minhyun: still hot

Jonghyun: I ING KNEW IT

Minhyun: OH WAIT I FORGOT....Sungwoon is still pretending to be a Top

Sungwoon: I TOP SHUT THE UP-

Taehyun: you didn’t last night-

Taehyun: actually you never top

Sungwoon: WE NEVER ASKED YOU, GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE

Taehyun: JBJ IS NOT A DAMN HOLE, DONT ING DISRESPECT US LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN

Woojin: HELP! JIHOON IS TRYING TO SHOVE A PENCIL UP MY

Jihoon: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING MY BOYFRIEND A UGLY LOOKING SKITTLE 

Woojin: IM SPEAKING THE TRUTH, THAT BOY’S HEAD IS AS SMALL AS A GODDAMN SKITTLE

Jinyoung: I’ll take that as a compliment 

GuanLin: DAEHWI CAN YOU STOP YELLING TO SAMUEL IN ENGLISH?!?

Daehwi: ITS NOT LIKE YOU S UNDERSTAND-

GuanLin: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOY FORGET MY AMAZING ENGLISH SKILLS?!?

Daehwi: FINE, it’s not like THE OTHERS understand anyway 

GuanLin: well I do and you just called Samuel “the love and light of your life”

Daehwi: I SPEAK NOTHING BUT FACTS

GuanLin: *Lies

Daehwi: @Seonho COLLECT YOUR ING BOYFRIEND

Seonho: nah, I’m usually the crazy one who gets collected

Minhyun: I see 

Seonho: MINHYUN 

Jonghyun: HANDS OFF

Seonho: DAMN, IM SORRY

Daniel: Seongwoooooooooo

Seongwoo: no

Daniel: I HAVENT EVEN ASKED THE QUESTION YET?!?

Seongwoo: I already know its gon be dumb 

Daniel: BABEEEEEEEEE

Seongwoo: wHAt

Daniel: CUDDLE ME YOU RAT

Seongwoo: YOU JUST CALLED ME A RAT

Daniel: YOU’RE A CUTE RAT

Jisung: NO RATS ARE CUTE AND YOU KNOW THAT

Daniel: you’re MY rat

Seongwoo: wow I feel so special 

Daniel: iS THAT ENOUGH FOR A CUDDLE?!?

Seongwoo: SURE

Jisung: are we not gon talk about how Taehyun literally revealed he ed Sungwoon yesterday?

Minhyun:.....nah

Hyunbin: we heard everything anyway😩

Sanggyun: it was no secret my friend 

Donghan: YOU’RE A HOE

Sanggyun: SHUT UP DONGHAN, WE ALL KNOW ITS TRUE ANYWAY 

Kenta: sTOP calling each other Hoes

Yongguk: its JBJ, what do you expect

Samuel: I expect a comeback

Taehyun: and I expected a longer contract, but life’s unfair

Jisung: damn....

Taehyun: Yeah.....damn.....

jaehwan: LMAOOOO SEWOON JUST KILLED A BUG WOTH HIS ING GUITAR HDJDHSHHSHS

Jaehwan: g...guys?

Jaehwan: y...YALL?