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Daehwi: Bae Jinyoung, i’m going to ing strangle you until you can see my ing finger prints around your ugly little neck 

Daniel: wait HOLD THE UP-

Jihoon: you’re gon what? Until what? On who? 

Daehwi: IM GOING TO CHOKE BAE JINYOUNG UNTIL YALL CAN SEE MY ING FINGERPRINTS AROUND HIS UGLY WEAK NECK

Sungwoon: Baejin, The did you do that got Daehwi this mad

Jinyoung: I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING

Daehwi: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

Jinyoung: THE ONLY THING BAD I’VE DONE IN MY LIFE IS PROBABLY BEING ILLEGALLY HANDSOME

Minhyun: ^me kid, just tell us what you did

Jinyoung: ^i DIDN’T DO ANYTHING??!!?

Woojin: ^Daewhi’s literally about to kill you, what did you do

Jinyoung: ^I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING WRONG

Jaehwan: ^his existence is wrong by itself 

GuanLin: ^ouch, I felt that 

Jihoon:^his existence is a blessing to this world, y’all are some jealous es 

Daehwi: ^well too ing bad, I’m going to ing kill him

Jinyoung; ^what did I do-

Daehwi: ^you KNOW what you did

Jinyoung: ^ok FINE, I ACCIDENTALLY poured water on his laptop 

Jihoon: ^YOU DID WHAT?!?

Woojin: ^ON HIS WHAT?!?

Seongwoo: ^ACCIDENTALLY?!?

Sungwoon: ^ JUST ADMIT YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE

Jinyoung: ^FINE, it wasn’t an accident, but to defense, I THOUGHT IT WAS DANIEL’S LAPTOP

Daniel: ^THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT BETTER YOU SON OF A

Minhyun: and why the would you try to ruin Daniel’s laptop 

Jinyoung: cUS HE TRIED TO SELL ME ON EBAY

Sungwoon: ^ no one would even buy your

Jihoon: ^i would buy his , I like his

GuanLin: ^why would you buy something so boring out of eBay when you can buy interesting like, peanut butter for 1million dollars

Minhyun: ^or a big teddy bear

Jaehwan: ^or a guitar that lights in the dark

Woojin: ^or cool toys

Daniel: ^122923939 s

Seongwoo: ^you are not buying 122923939 s

Daniel: ^too late now honey

Jisung: ^what do you even need that many s for?!?

Daniel: just incase👀👀 

Jisung: WHAT THE ACTUAL KANG DANIEL

Daehwi: IM.GOING.TO.FUVKING.KILL.YOU.BAEJIN.

Jihoon: not if I kill you first-

Samuel: kill him and I’ll send you to hell 

Jihoon: I love hell, Satan loves me 

Samuel: Satan can choke on a stick 

GuanLin: how about Jinyoung just get you a new computer instead of everyone killing each other

Minhyun: YES, exactly, I’m proud of you GuanLin

Jinyoung: FINE, IMMA BUY A NEW ONE.....so please don’t kill me, I’ve lowkey got a weak heart

Daehwi: ok DEAL

Jinyoung: DEAL

Seongwoo: BABE WHAT THE

Daniel: what-

Seongwoo: wHY ARE THERE 8 CATS IN OUR CLOSET?!??!

Daniel: CAT NATION WILL LIVE FOREVER

Jisung: GET THE GODDAMN CATS OUT-

Daniel: NEVER

Jisung: KANG DANIEL

Daniel: b....but cat nation-

Jisung: DANIEL

Daniel: FINE, I’ll get the fluff balls out 

Sungwoon: ^nations first pick y’all 

Jihoon: ^i could’ve been Nations first pick

Woojin: ^its been months Jihoon, GET OVER IR

Jihoon: ^NO-