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Daniel: where is Jisung hyung?

 

Ong: probably getting his drivers license again

 

Daniel: oH NO

 

Jaehwan: wha-

 

Daniel: HE’S GOING TO DIE! NOooOooOoo

 

Daniel: SOMEONE STOP HIM

 

Daniel: HE ALMOST MADE THE CAR EXPLODE LAST TIME

 

Daniel: I AM NOT GOING TO THE HOSPITAL WITH HIM AGAIN

 

Ong: Chill Babe~~ it’s not like he’s going to set the car ong Fire

 

Minhyun: *on

 

Ong: no....I meant Ong....

 

Daniel: OH OH NO OH HE’S GOING TO SET THE CAR ON FIRE, BABE CALL THE AMBULANCE-

 

Sungwoon: NO ONE IS CALLING THE AMBULANCE 

 

Sungwoon: and aren’t you supposed to stop babying him  by now? HE’S OLDER THAN YOU

 

Daniel: wELL SHOULDNT YOU BE MARRIED BY NOW?!?

 

Sungwoon: YOU SOUND LIKE MY GRANDPA

 

Daniel: I TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT

 

Ong: we shouldn’t trust Daniel when it comes to taking care of Jisung, it’s like a child taking care of another child 

 

Minhyun: right-

 

Jisung: shut up iM NOT A CHILD

 

Sungwoon: looks like grandpa is back

 

Jisung: IM NOT OLD

 

Jaehwan: you’re mentally 2

 

Jisung: aND YOU’RE UGLY BUT I AINT COMPLAINING?!?

 

Jaehwan: THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

 

Ong: LIFE DOESNT MAKE SENSE

 

GuanLin: ME MAKING IT INTO TOP 11 DOESNT MAKE SENSE-

 

Jinyoung: sHUT UP GUANLIN, YOU DESERVE IT

 

Jihoon: ME NOT BECOMING NR,1 DOESNT MAKE SENSE 

 

Daniel: YOU BECOMING FAMOUS BECAUSE OF A WINK DOESNT MAKE SENSE

 

Woojin: I GOTTA DISAGREE, that wink was pretty good

 

Jihoon: IKR?!?

 

Jaehwan: my relationship with Sewoon doesn’t make sense 

 

Sewoon: what relationship?!

 

Ong: oh so you guys aren’t dating?

 

Sewoon: lmao yes we are

 

Ong: WHAT KIND OF ERY-

 

Daehwi: me losing the center spot for pick me doesn’t make sense 

 

Daniel: life doesn’t make sense 

 

Ong: THATS WHAT I SAID-

 

Sungwoon: the reason we’re alive doesn’t make sense

 

Jaehwan:.......bro.........

 

Daniel:  Jisung hyung~~~~

 

Jisung: what do you want devil

 

Daniel: where the were you for 4 hours 

 

Jisung: if you think I hooked up with someone then NO I DID NOT

 

Ong: your life is truly tragic 

 

Jisung: as tragic as your acting career 

 

Ong: MY ACTING CAREER IS AWESOME YOU UNCULTURED NUGGET

 

Daniel: TELL ME

 

Jisung: I was at Maknae lines parent meeting.....

 

Minhyun: wAIT....you were the whole Maknae lines parent?

 

Jisung: YES

 

Jaehwan: how the

 

Jisung: it went from Park Jisung to Bae Jisung To Lee Jisung and all the way back to Park Jisung

 

Jonghyun: what did the teachers say?!? Spill the tea! Did they do something bad?!? WAIT, I GOTTA GET MY POPCORN 

 

Minhyun: babe...are you bored?

 

Jonghyun: YES I AM, NOW SPILL THE BEANS

 

Jisung: so they said Daehwi is a nice kid

 

Daehwi: lmao ofc

 

Jisung: but he can be very scary when he gets angry

 

Woojin: FACTS

 

Jisung: he once tried to shove a spoon down someone’s throat for calling Jihoon talentless 

 

Daehwi: WE ALL KNOW JIHOON IS A MULTITALENTED LEGEND, MY BOY CAN SING DANCE ACT AND BEATBOX, THE GUYS WHO SAID IT CAN KISS MY FLAT BECAUSE NO ONE DISSES MY BEST FRIEND LIKE THAT-

 

Samuel: awww you’re cute when you’re angry

 

Sungwoon: GET A ROOM

 

Sungwoon: wow....Wanna one are truly friendship goals

 

Jonghyun: NU’EST were...you know....before ya’ll stole a member from us-

 

Jaehwan: GET OVER IT ALREADY

 

Jonghyun: NEVER

 

Seonho: *Minhyun voice* never

 

GuanLin: *cries* y....you’re so CUTE

 

Seonho: awww I know babe-

 

Daniel: what did they say about Woojin?!? I wanna hear

 

Jisung: He is nice and gets good grades

 

Kenta: so basically the opposite of Sanggyun when he went to school 

 

Sanggyun: GRADES DONT MATTER ANYMORE-

 

Jisung: BUT he jokes around a lot.....and also.....he kisses Hyungseop...A LOT...almost too much kissing

 

Woojin: what can I say? I love him

 

Hyungseop: uhagahavahsnajnsjsjajs

 

Samuel: Hyungseop?!? Are you ok?! 

 

Hyungseop: NO, I CANT BREATHE- 

 

Donghyun: I KNEW IT, Woojin you gotta stop playing around 

 

Woojin: I THREW AWAY MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD JUST TO TRAIN YOU LIL , LET ME PLAY AROUND

 

Donghyun: IM SORRY-

 

Jisung: well Jinyoung is also a good kid

 

Jinyoung: I know-

 

Jisung: bUT CAN YOU STOP TEXTING JIHOON IN YOUR CLASSES?!  AND TOO MUCH MAKING OUT IN THE LOCKER ROOMS 

 

Jinyoung: NEVER

 

Jihoon: WE CAN MAKE OUT WHEREVER WE WANT TO

 

Minhyun: oh trust me, we’ve seen you

 

Ong: REALLY?! NICE KIDS?!? YOU SURE?! CUS THE SAUSAGE GANG ARE ACTUALLY SCARY

 

Daniel: it happen months ago babe, get over it

 

Ong: you’re still crying over that bug you saw some months ago

 

Daniel: IT WAS BIG

 

Ong: YOU TOLD ME TO SHOOT IT

 

Jaehwan: well...DID IT DIE?!

 

Ong: OFC! I SHOT IT

 

Sungwoon: and it was a MESS 

 

Taehyun: WE are a mess

 

Sungwoon: true-

 

Minhyun: IM BANNING ALL GUNS, NO SHOOTING FROM NOW ON

 

Woojin: BUT-

 

Minhyun: NO

 

Jihoon: PLEASE

 

Minhyun: N O

 

Jihoon: FINE.....sausage....give him your gun

 

Woojin: why not your gun?!

 

Jihoon: CUS MINE’S PRECIOUS 

 

Minhyun: I’ll take both guns thank you-

 

Jaehwan: where do you even get your guns?!?

 

Woojin: we know people👀👀

 

GuanLin: ya’ll are damn scary OK BYE-

 

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A\N I’ll update more later this week btw so SEE YALL LATER