Rice 101

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Woojin: AYO WINK

Jihoon: what sausage number.2?

Woojin: IM SAUSAGE NUMBER.1 YOU BRAT-

Woojin: aNYWAY GIMME SOME OF YOUR STUFF

Jihoon: wHAT STUFF?

Woojin: THE RICE YOU NUTHEAD

Jihoon: I GAVE YOU SOME YESTERDAY....please don't tell me you sniffed it all......please-

Woojin: I sniffed it all......

Jihoon: PARK WOOJIN-

Woojin: IM SORRY OK....just give me a lil bit more

Jihoon: FINE IMMA GIVE

Jisung: OH HELL NAH, NO MORE RICE SNIFFING IN THIS HOUSE

Woojin: BUT

Jihoon: WHY

Jisung: CUS EVERYTIME YALL "sniff" THAT IT GOES EVERYWHERE

Sungwoon: ^like seriously I found some in my pillow wTF-

GuanLin: GUYS WHY TF IS THERE RICE IN MY SHOE?!?

Jisung: ^SEE?!!

Jaehwan: can't ya'll like...idk....just sniff flour or something like normal people do?

Minhyun: or yALL CAN STOP SNIFFING-

Jihoon: ^but that's no fun

Jinyoung: OMG YALL DANIEL IS FREAKING OUT

Ong: please don't tell me it's because of a bug

Daniel: THERE'S A BIG BUG IN THE BATHROOM HELP YALL HELP, GET THE GUN GET THE ING GUN-

Ong: I'll kill it for u babe

Daniel: KANG.SEUNGWOO. GET THE GUN, SHOOT THAT SHOOT IT-

Jinyoung: ITS JUST A SMALL BUG

Daniel: ITS BIG....and it can kill me

Jisung: WE HAVE A GUN?!?

Jinyoung: uhhh yes-

Jaehwan: we call it the bug gun

Minhyun: we shoot bugs with it

Daehwi: pOOR THINGS

Jisung: is that even legal?!?

Sungwoon: NOPE-

Jisung: YALL WILD

GuanLin: WOW WE HAVE A GUN BUT NO RAMEN?!?? WTF IS THIS HOUSE

Jinyoung: SEUNGWOO COME HERE FAST.....your husband is crying....

Daniel: IM NOT CRYING, IM SWEATING FROM MY EYES-

Daniel: ITS BUG YALL OMG IT TRYNNA KILL ME HELP-

Ong: IM COMMING....and I have the gun....

Woojin: JIHOON?!??!!!!!!!

Jihoon: YES-

Woojin; GIVE ME THE RICE

Jihoon: FINE.....ill be in front of your door in 5 min

Jinyoung:....can we make out first?

Jihoon:......I'll be in front of your door in 1 hour

Woojin: YALL MAKE OUT FOR 1 HOUR?!?!??

Jihoon: WELL YEAH-

Woojin: WHAT.THE.

Daniel: I want to cry

Ong: the bug was smaller than Sungwoon babe.......

Daniel: IT ALMOST KILLED ME

Ong: ITS AN INNOCENT BUG

Daniel: IT.ALMOST.KILLED.ME

Jisung: ^*sighs* I should've let Jonghyun lead this mess....*cries on the inside*

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coolmage30
#1
Chapter 77: Oh God I love these craccheads
kooriice #2
Chapter 7: Roflmao they asked who tops to 2hyun like 4 times because they can't believe that Jonghyun tops hahahahahaha (actually I'd join them in asking that repeatedly to see if the answer changes too LOL)
kooriice #3
Chapter 5: Nation's Leader indeed
Agyusshi
#4
Chapter 77: I'm gonna miss them soon
MiyaChan
#5
Chapter 77: Lol this casual Conversation topics are so random and yet too funny
Jihooniyo
#6
Chapter 76: you're finally updating!! haha ><√
MiyaChan
#7
Chapter 76: Daniel and his obession with cat nation is adorbs.
ANd finally another new chapter it was somewhat priceless once again, wanna one as crackheads together
Agyusshi
#8
Chapter 76: Hahahahahaha you're alive!!!! Thanks for the update!!!
A2 #9
Chapter 76: Hahahahhahaahhaahha! I love this story. Keep it up author.
MiyaChan
#10
Chapter 75: Omg Justin is back! Lmao and wait a minute is a bop but the chorus I can't--
And LMAO the group is so outrageous